Small Penis? (2749 hits)
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Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (View user info) at 2004-10-11 11:23:23 EDT
Then give yourself a user name like Schlongy. The phallic imagery used in such a name will immediately make the uberladies want to know more about you - maybe even go on a date with you!
That's right, you too can impress the ladies by implying that you have a large penis, even though it's a mere 3 inches (hard and floppy).
To reinforce the illusion of wang supremacy, write as many insulting posts and as many -2's as you can! Everyone will think youre the shizznizz, especially the kids, which is what you'd want.
So don't delay! Get an empowering name today, that way you can pretend that youre the best thing since larry flynt went into publishing, even though your writing is reminiscent of the marks and stains left behind as evidence of a stampede of elephants that have had their intestines pulled out of their anus to leave a foul, shit smelling, bloody mess to mark their passage.
ps - this isnt a hatepost. I just tried to think of a name that only an asshole would use.
User Reviews
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-11 23:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:46:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
The only time shlongy has seen a big cock is that time he walked in on me pounding mrs.shlongy with my 7 by 5 7/8 around cock.....then he started crying in the fetal position on the floor.....
it was kinda funny
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-11 14:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried this and I only got one sexual offer and that was from Habeeb.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-10-11 13:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 13:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck...I used to have a red, Porsche 944 Turbo.
If I could have, I would have drove it INSIDE and UP TO the bar to hit on broads. It was like having a giant shlong, only with higher maintenance bills.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:31:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
i used to drive a red sports car, does that mean mine has grown since i sold it?
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Yes, unless you sold it for a citroen 2cv, in which case it will have shrunk so much that it could be rightly called a vagina.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i used to drive a red sports car, does that mean mine has grown since i sold it?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know who else has small peeners? Guys who drive red sports cars.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like it.
Email me @: giagantic_monsterwang.at.largemail.com
Yeah. It's HUGE.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like all your shit.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:46:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
My penis is the epitome of average in size, girth, height, and mobility.
It is above average in IQ.
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shame its on your head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My penis is the epitome of average in size, girth, height, and mobility.
It is above average in IQ.
From what I understand, you need the Hubble Telescope to even get a glimpse of yours, dipshit.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
catch 22, work hard so i can get my own office (proably with mr small penis on the door) and chat on here all day or chat on here all day and never have my own office. choices choices
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need your own office, like I have. Then you wouldn't have to worry about people seeing what you were looking at.
Then again, by looking on here all day you'll never get your own office.
GET BACK TO WORK.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:27:02 (#)
Ranking: -1
very very funny, or am i just saying that because you said people who -2 are hung like japanese rodents. i tell you what though, i will -1 you because someone walked past while i had SMALL PENIS? written across my screen, maybe they though i was looking for answers. curse you
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LMAO
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The REALLY funny part is, my penis isn't really all that big. Plus 2 for me, then.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phew thats sorted it. ive got it on my screen and im leaning back on my chair with a smug look on my face.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, sorry titmouse!
Penis too large?
There you go, just keep that up on the screen.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-11 11:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
very very funny, or am i just saying that because you said people who -2 are hung like japanese rodents. i tell you what though, i will -1 you because someone walked past while i had SMALL PENIS? written across my screen, maybe they though i was looking for answers. curse you