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Someone else's battle -or- Why no one gives a shit... (723 hits)

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Submitted by icarus9mm<adinfinidum.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-11 12:34:04 EDT

Before we begin, go find a spoon.

I mean it; go find a spoon. I'd recommend one of those long, thin, ice-cream spoons. If you don't have one, do yourself a favor - buy one. You can find them at almost any large retail store. Meijer is recommended. Or, if you're feeling cheap: go to Big Boy, order a sundae, swipe the fucker, and leave before anyone notices you haven't paid for shit.

Have your spoon?

Good.

Now take it and scrape the fucking sand out of your vagina.

Seriously.

But I digress...

It's good to see some people taking up arms and fighting the good fight. I mean it. I take comfort in knowing that there are souls righteous and pure, willing to lay themselves on the line... on a glorified message board. Mother would be proud.

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Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shit. forgot to change the file type.

oh well, fuck ya.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-11 12:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A man's man.

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home