Boo-yaa biatches (687 hits)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (View user info) at 2004-10-11 16:51:46 EDT
Just like slim shady, he's back. He gets trounced in ubermadness, he works in a college dining facility and he doesn't go to that college, he is accused of being a sand nigger and a arab terrorist when he's actually a white guy, that's right, he's.....
Alahackbar!
That's right, biatches. I'm back. My internet has been down for like the past month and so I couldn't post any of my military stories, and various other shit worthy of -2's.
Like this gem.
I've really got nothing important to say, I just felt like posting, so you all can lick my big white ass.
Here are a few more things that will make you feel better about -2ing this.
REASONS THAT YOU CAN USE TO -2 THIS POST BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT SUCKS:
(These statements may or may not be true)
I'm voting for bush.
I'm Voting for Kerry.
I'm not Voting.
I love america
I hate canada.
I hate america.
I'm an american.
I'm British.
I'm Australian.
I'm Canadian.
I have a big penis, so your just jealous.
I have a small penis, and your -2 is just a way to point and laugh at me.
I have an asian fetish.
I have a kristen fetish.
I have a kristen Fetish Fetish.
I am fat and dumb like every other american.
Not all americans are fat and dumb.
Michael Moore is awesome.
Michael Moore is a retard.
I hate lojo and her writing.
I love lojo and her writing.
I'm screwing Lojo and your not.
Lojo loves me and doesn't love you.
Corn Nugget loves me and doesn't love you.
Loren loves me and doesn't love you.
OLAS loves me and doesn't love you.
Razor loves me and doesn't love you. (Does that make me sound gay?)
Everyone loves me and doesn't love you.
I'm arrogant.
I'm an asshole.
I'm full of myself.
I think you fucking suck, yet I try to +2 everything fetish writes.
I got my ass kicked in ubermadness, and I will still say I am a better writer then you, even if you become the uberlord.
There you have it. various reasons to -2 me. Just pick one, drop a -2, and that way, I'll know you care. Or not.
Keep in mind, you all suck, and you don't have girlfriends because your on the internet and anyone who is on the internet can't have a girlfriend because your all lozers n i r tha roxor n u r tha suxxor!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHLOL!!!!one!!!!sixtyninedude!
LOLOMGWTFBB-Q!
Fuck off.
Yeah.
User Reviews
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALAH!
YOU'RE ALIVE!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this? What day is it? You're back now?
I demand satisfaction!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've been missed.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear mother fucking newbie,
Welcome back
Love triple Ops
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-10-12 09:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your welcome. Hey, is it ok that I do yer mom in her pooper?
Submitted by DaJerk (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What a perfectly good waste of about 90 secs , thx .
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-11 18:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-11 18:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rape is a laughing matter. Shitty posts are not.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was altogether offensive and yet completely non-offensive at the same time.
I must be losing my mind.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Army like a mutha fucka in this heer beeyotch.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For old time's sake, bitch.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good to have you back buddy
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm AwesomeJohnson, and I approve of this message.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't you used to be cool? I remember alah ackbar who could talk circles
around poeple when it came to politics...
I used to be cool. Then i started college. I blame my defeat in ubermadness on the fact that I was in college.
Also on the fact that I fucking suck.
It was motly college though!
Alright, I just fucking suck.
Malificant, I am yur biatch.
Gimme a few days. I could have spent my downtime writing stuff that would be guarenteed to get +2's, but i decided to huff hairspray and drink rubbing alcohol. That might explain why it seems to be so dark lately......
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-11 17:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Missed ya.
0 for not saying much
+1 for coming back
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha, I was wondering what happened to you. I'd say something like "Welcome back," but that's stupid so that's it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm voting for bush.
I'm Voting for Kerry.
I'm not Voting.
I love america
I hate canada.
me too
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry.. that was awfully mean of me...
I wub you!
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALAH ACKBAR!!!!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-11 16:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't you used to be cool? I remember alah ackbar who could talk circles
around poeple when it came to politics...