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How I like my wet tits slapped (13563 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.72 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-10-11 20:02:42 EDT


Pwned. Racked in another view wit' 'cho sorry ass. -2 me please, I'm going for a record.



























But for your viewing pleasure, and so your visit wasn't a total waste, here is a nice rack for you.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-10 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

she wants to get a bra that fits

Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-07-10 16:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't put my finger on it... I know what you guys mean as far as gross fat ugly titties. I mean she'll be tripping over those things in 20 years... but man would I love to *** **** ** ***** **** *** *** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** *****, ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** ****. ***** ********** * *'* **** *** *** ** **** *****!!!! ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** (* ** **** *** ***) **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** ***. *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** ** **** ***** ********** * ** **** *** *** **!!!!!

Just once. Oh yeah.

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to -2 for that rack. Fuck, but how can anyone think fat tits like that are attractive?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fat titties make me sad

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:55:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

great job on becoming the first person on this site I truly fucking HATE. And by hate, I mean if I knew where you lived, I would drive up just to punch you in the fucking neck

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What he said.

Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice tits on this cockslave

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-13 07:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How can Those boobies be negatively rated?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-04 08:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wonder how big we can make this...

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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-11 23:25:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:37:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?


Submitted by Kevin at 2004-11-04 07:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Perfect!!! [img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/bow.gif[/img]

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-04 07:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-27 02:37:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm littler, and I have more hits than you.


Poopy.<3
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Here's another hit.

Heehee. <3

And no record for this one.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iawless_heiiion (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:43:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

You get a +2 hit due to your supporting of an idiot.

Submitted by cig (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Iawless_heIIion (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You get a -2 hit due to your supporting of an idiot.

Submitted by John_Fonda_Kerry (user info) at 2004-10-18 19:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-11 23:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:37:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?

That left one is kind of lumpy looking, although that might just be her bra.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But I want to LIVE! Live like there is tommorow, like I shall never see the sun! Like I shall never see my sons and daughters of the valley sing to the tune of Jeffery's fife! Refrain from your Minus two, and refrain from your horrid painful ways! Blasphemy of the court this is, and that I shall declare!


Wait..

I wanted -2's.. Okie.

Nevermind.

Submitted by blissfully_ignorant (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:37:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?

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Because it's hand-forged, not cast. :3

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 22:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You build a deck, not a punch in the neck Cigar. : (

Wheres the love brother?

Can't we all just.. Car..CAR..CAR!!!

Aww, fuckit. C'mere mortal enemy! : )

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great job on becoming the first person on this site I truly fucking HATE. And by hate, I mean if I knew where you lived, I would drive up just to punch you in the fucking neck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I saw that chick...in a tank at Marineland.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-11 20:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


girl putting a condum on a cock

Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn! they're just asking to pop out, i'd hit it...weather or not she wanted it. but we all know she really wants it. ha

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?


Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope those tits are bigger than her balls.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How is that a nice rack?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's a meaty bitch.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oink.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

enjoy!


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casual sex.

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