The big move from Wendy's to KFC. (761 hits)
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (View user info) at 2004-10-11 20:38:07 EDT
As the title implies, I will now be working at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I have quit Wendy's due to poor management (READ: I hate all the managers). My search to find a new job brought me to all sorts of places; OfficeMax, Radioshack, Electronic Boutique, GameSpot, FYE, Staples and of course, Kitchen Fresh Chicken.
OfficeMax pretty much pulled my dick for the two weeks in which I finished up at Wendy's. They were always in the process of "checking references" or something like that whenever I called. What I think they meant was "having sex with underage girls in the office for three hour intervals". I know this because I have a friend who works there.
Radioshack couldn't even give me a call back. They fucking EMAILED me to let me know I wasn't what they were looking for.
Every other place didn't have their shit together and should have never advertised for open positions because they have no idea what to do with an application save wipe their ass with it.
KFC not only gave me an interview (Officemax also went this far) but hired me. As of now, I have already undergone the rigorous KFC training. This included: making cole slaw, washing my hands, burning my hand on the oven rack due to missing mits, sweeping the floor, wiping off tables, differentiating between a chicken thigh and breast and watching people pack shit into cardboard boxes and plastic bags until I felt comfortable enough to do it myself (four or five seconds).
On an interesting side note, the training book has instructions for what to do if PETA tries to stage any form of protest in the store. If that sort of thing happens enough to put in the training book, then maybe I'll get lucky and I'll have the opportunity to utilize such training.
In the week that I have worked there, I have discovered one thing: KFC is fucking disgusting. More on this later.
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Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-10-11 23:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only because you're right, KFC is fucking gross. I went to a Georgia KFC, it is there I learned what hominy is. It sounded cool, you know, H o m i n y. It sounds holy, almost. I was wrong.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-10-11 23:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry that I didn't exactly tickle your taint, but this post is to serve as a precursor of what is to come. Please be patient with me until I gather some more inspiration from the repugnance that is KFC.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:56:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-11 21:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'I got your juicy white meat right here!'
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 20:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It needs more..body. More funny. You shot me in the arm with an airsoft funny, not frozen paintballs in the gooch.