Premonition (544 hits)
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Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-12 07:10:25 EDT
This is entirly a coincedence, and has no relation to the dream I referred to in my last post.
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So I get off work and go home. I'm expecting to go home and sleep like I usually do, and that's how the rest of my day starts out. Except halfway through my slumber, I'm woken up by a phone call. I check the caller ID, I don't recognize the number. I figure it's just a telemarketer, and I go back to sleep. Half an hour later it happens again, same number. I answer.
Heyzues-Hello(Groggy voice)
Unknown-Hey, how you doing? (female voice)
Heyzues-Who is this?(perturbed from being woken up)
Unknown-It's B(name concealed)
Background on B, One of the nicest people I have ever met, she was two years behind me in school, which meant that she is a senior in high school. She liked talking to me, and for that, I was absolutely infatuated with her. She's also the biggest slut in the world. She'll sleep with anyone. Except me, she said she didn't want to ruin the relationship, we both knew it was because I'm not tall and broad shouldered. Any ways, we stopped talking to each other, about eight months ago, because I got tired of being an emotional security blanket, that subsequently never got laid.
So we get to talking, She asks me why I avoided her calls, I tell her a lie, about family issues and other bullshit. But the entire time we're talking she sounds like she's having trouble breathing, like she's crying. I ask what's wrong and she explains to me that her ex-boyfriend, Bubba, has very naughty photo's of her doing very naughty things. When she gets done explaining, in detail, what the photo's contain, I think to myself, didn't I just have a dream about something like this.
She goes on to further explain that Bubba is blackmailing her with these photo's. I ask her what he want's her to do, and she refuses to answer. Then I ask her why she called me, of all people.
She says that she was too embarassed to tell her freinds, and that I was the only guy that wouldn't judge her, well she was wrong, internally I was laughing like a retarded heyena.
In reallity I hated her for JUST being friends with me. The entire time I was JUST friends with her I had to listen to her bitch about her boyfreind of the week, about how she would go out to wild parties and fuck some random guy. The entire time, I just wanted a moment of physical contact with her, but instead was stuck being the FRIEND.
Heyzues- I'm not your fuckin emotional blanket anymore. You deserve what you get. CLICK
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:51:04 EDT (#)
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Premonition (69 hits)
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HAHAHAHAHA, retard laugh.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women. Easy way to handle that would have been to entice her into another sexual romp including yourself where you secretly videotape the moment when you reach into your ass, pull out some brown, and smear it all over her upper lip. That my friend, would be badass.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:32:35 EDT (#)
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Heyzues- I'm not your fuckin emotional blanket anymore. You deserve what you get. CLICK <then i run to the toilet and wank over the images she has put in my head)
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It's like you were there or something.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-12 07:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you missed a bit of your story off:
Heyzues- I'm not your fuckin emotional blanket anymore. You deserve what you get. CLICK <then i run to the toilet and wank over the images she has put in my head)