Adventures in Kids' Entertainment: The Passion of the Honey Bear (5247 hits)
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Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-10-12 10:25:39 EDT
(A new series inspired by a conversation with sebcharrot)
This past weekend (as many of my weekends go), I was booked to dress up as a costumed character. This particular character is a honey-loving bear who (for purposes of trademark) I'll refer to as, "Honey Bear." Honey Bear the Pooh.
All seemed normal and according to average party plan. The company gave me a contract, some music to play, and a gift for the birthday girl, Erica. The party was to be held at a local Peruvian restaurant, so that was pretty exciting. For those of you who've never tried Peruvian food, let me tell you, I haven't either, so we're all in the same boat.
Upon arriving at the restaurant, I carried the costume inside and the hostess approached me. "You must be Honey Bear!"
"Yes. I know I'm a little early---"
"Oh, it's a good thing. Erica doesn't know that you're coming, so you can put your stuff in our back room until you're ready to come out."
Fair enough. However, the fact that it was a surprise for little Erica raised a red flag. After all, if a child isn't sufficiently prepped, the appearance of a six-foot, fuzzy, perpetually smiling character could be shocking enough to send her into fear-induced shock. I've seen it happen. Nothing is scarier than a child spontaneously pulling down his mother's dress to hide in it. Nothing is hotter, either. It's both scary and hot. Like sex with a demon pig.
Putting the costume down in the back storage room, I waited patiently for the guests to arrive. About ten minutes before show time, I glanced out into the restaurant. A sizable crowd had gathered for Erica's party. I have to admit, I was surprised to see little cardboard cutouts of bikini-clad models on the various guest tables. Maybe this was a beach-theme party? After all, nothing says beach like Honey Bear.
Shelving the décor under, "I don't know why the hell they have bikini-clad model cutouts," I closed the storage room door and proceeded to don the Honey Bear costume and persona. Looking in the mirror with the character head on, I intensely prepared my character.
"I want honey. Lots and lots of honey. I climb trees for it and I run away from bees when they chase me. I must have honey. Nothing will prevent the marriage of sweet honey with my mouth."
Then, after praying to the patron saint of costume characters (St. Alvin the Fierce, also the patron saint of fellatio. Go figure), I was ready to go. Hitting the music, I burst from the back room and into the restaurant.
Waving, smiling, and laughing, I made my way to the party group, my eyes darting around for little Erica. All the time, I was calling out, "I need some honey for my tummy! I'm hungry for some delicious honey!"
This was the zone. Jared was put aside. The spirit of Honey Bear possessed me and made me his unholy tool for the acquisition of honey and honey-flavored goods.
"Erica." I wandered about the incredulous crowd, "Where are you? Happy birthday! Do you have any honey for my tummy?"
Someone grabbed my shoulders from behind and pushed me to face a six-foot-two, dark haired 30-year-old. The person behind me then shoved me towards the girl. "That's Erica!"
No. It couldn't be. It was. This was an adult party! This 30-year-old Erica apparently had a thing for Honey Bear and I was to be the recipient of her surprise and affection for the twenty minutes of time I had been booked for. Terrific. Oh well. Maybe she'd hump my leg.
Erica, who was holding a sizable wrapped gift in her hands, dropped it to the ground upon making eye contact with my furry magnificence.
"Erica!" someone yelled out, "That's breakable! Be careful!"
Erica didn't hear it. She froze on the spot and stared me up and down.
"Hello, Erica!" I began in my friendliest of Honey Bear tones, "Happy birthday! Do you have any delicious honey for my tummy? I'm looking for some honey---"
Erica pounced upon me. Wrapping her willowy arms around my thick furry exterior, she pressed her face against the mask and hugged me close. Okay, this wasn't too bad. Nothing wrong with being in the arms of an attractive (horny? please, please be horny) 30-year-old woman.
The crowd laughed and clapped. Someone shouted, "Erica, want some time alone with Honey Bear?"
Then, Erica replied the last thing I'd have expected. "Y-yes. More than anything."
She pulled me by the arm into the empty women's bathroom and locked the door behind us. At this point, I was a little anxious, and actually considered dropping the Honey Bear persona, but I had sworn an oath to uphold the character's personality as long as I was in costume, and by George, I would remain as Honey Bear for my entire time inside of it. Even if death would be the logical conclusion to my actions.
Erica turned to me and licked her lips. "So, Honey Bear, have you been naughty?"
"I um---I want some honey for my tummy. Do you have any honey?"
"Oh, I have your honey. I have your milk," she put my right hand on her left breast, "And your honey." She guided my left hand to her vagina. Sweet Jesus!
While instinctively rubbing her, she tossed her head back and leaned her body into my fondling, caressing hands.
She moaned. "God, yes. Oh, sweet God---oh---harder!"
Not one to disappoint a lady, I rubbed her more firmly, as she had asked.
"Put your mouth on my tit," she commanded.
I leaned in and pressed the costume's mouth to her breast. She wrapped her arms around the costume head and held me tight to her torso. I moved the head up and down, doing my best to emulate a breast-sucking motion. She liked that.
"Honey Bear! Honey Bear! Oh God yes! God, God, yes!"
Swiveling my left yellow furry leg so that her crotch would slide easily against it, I leaned against the bathroom sink and pulled her close to me. Ooh, she liked that.
"Uuuuunnnhh," she whimpered while rubbing up and down. Then, she slid her hand down to my own piece and found it rather erect. By "rather" I mean "unfathomably."
"Ooh, Honey Bear, seems like you're an excited little bear, aren't you?"
"I---er---honey for my tummy?"
"Oh, I've got your honey right here."
She leaned in and began making out with the mask's mouth. Given that I could see out of the mouth, this particular act became particularly hot. As she hungrily pressed her tongue to the grille, I followed suit and through the little holes, we were able to taste each other. She liked this and rubbed up and down with increased fervor.
"Oh God," she gasped, "I've never been this turned on."
Someone knocked on the other side of the door. "Erica? Everything okay in there?"
"Yes," the extremely horny birthday girl yelled back, "I'll only be a minute."
She turned back to me, her dark eyes awash with a hungry fire, and violently rubbed herself up and down the costume. Being pressed up against her myself, I wasn't complaining.
"Oh God! Oh Jesus! Oh! Yes! Yes! Oh! Ungh! Yes! Yes!"
We climaxed simultaneously. She collapsed into my Honey Bear arms and gasped with exhaustion.
"Oh my God," she whispered, "I've always wanted to do that."
"Thank you for the sweet honey," I murmured.
She pulled back. "Can I see who you are? Is that allowed?"
I hesitated for a moment, wondering if it was a good idea. Then again, it was her birthday.
"Sure."
She pulled the mask off my head to reveal my sweaty head capped with mussed-up hair. "Ooh," she cooed, "You're cute."
Leaning in, she kissed me deeply for a few seconds, then dropped the costume head back onto me. She adjusted herself in the bathroom mirror and turned to me once more before we returned to the party.
"We'd better get back out there before my husband shows up."
Oh Uber, when she said that, I think I orgasmed again.
User Reviews
Submitted by NAKEDMAMMAL (user info) at 2008-07-22 21:33:17 EDT (#)
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If i get fired for reading this Letters to Penthouse material i'm holding you personally responsible.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-24 00:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:50:12 EDT (#)
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This post really hurt.
Then I stopped sticking broken lightbulbs dipped in sulphuric acid then into my anus with pliars and a blowtorch.
And it still hurt
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+2 to cancel pillowbiter out
Submitted by pillowcase (user info) at 2007-10-23 22:50:12 EDT (#)
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This post really hurt.
Then I stopped sticking broken lightbulbs dipped in sulphuric acid then into my anus with pliars and a blowtorch.
And it still hurt
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 17:07:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2007-10-13 10:47:14 EDT (#)
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incredible.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-12 16:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:30:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I missed something but....
It seems like you remained in costume the whole time....
Did you spooge inside "Honey Bear"?
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That, and did SHE come inside of HER own clothes???
I can't believe this isn't on B@W.
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-10-12 14:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So wicked. So good.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:15:26 EST (#)
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Why have I never seen this?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-02-22 21:04:14 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:41:15 EDT (#)
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Classic
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:14:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:44:59 EST (#)
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Gave me wood!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:34:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:01:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knee (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:17:38 EST (#)
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somany good lines.
"like sex with a demon pig"
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-11-09 11:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:23:08 EST (#)
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nah, not true.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:16:22 EST (#)
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What dreams are made of.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-02 08:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont believe you but it was well writtien.
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This would have been the best post evar.
Submitted by FearTheFedora07 (user info) at 2004-12-02 22:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the awesome picture.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-19 22:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MikeyP3184 (user info) at 2004-11-18 01:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could +2 this simply for the picture
the story just made it funnier
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-14 02:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make it a plus 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-13 09:11:55 EST (#)
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I need both.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-11-13 08:55:02 EST (#)
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I need a cold shower or a 30 year old woman, I can't decided
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-11-13 08:36:33 EST (#)
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Holy shit dude.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-04 14:22:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont believe you but it was well writtien. """"
That's a cunts trick that.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-03 06:22:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont believe you but it was well writtien.
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You're a real asshole, you know that?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-03 06:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the streak is dead.
JMG=Joe Dimaggio
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2004-11-03 05:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont believe you but it was well writtien.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-29 15:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lies...
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-26 14:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
86 reviews at +2 :)
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-24 10:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody hell, this is funny! Nice work!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-24 06:43:12 EDT (#)
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Good stuff. I began to jerk off when I read it, but then my co-worker walked in.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:32:26 (#)
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is this the longest +2 streak evar?!?!?
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Not to take away anything away from this post, but no it's not.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:11:33 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE THE FUCKING MAN!!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:40:54 EDT (#)
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Up to 80 +2s?
Woo! We should start a club and invite whores.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:32:26 EDT (#)
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is this the longest +2 streak evar?!?!?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to streak you streaking streaker.
Well deserved.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-20 00:33:42 EDT (#)
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you suck
Submitted by ZeedarTeretz (user info) at 2004-10-20 00:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been a while since I had a hard on at work.
Submitted by katrina <scwinokatrina.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-19 23:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWAH HA HA HA HA!
Poor hunny bear
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-18 04:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-17 22:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-10-14 18:43:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to be weirded out every time I see "honey bear" for the rest of my life.
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Agreed. Wow.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-10-17 19:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ughh. I wish I could write like you.
Submitted by Dano (user info) at 2004-10-17 05:09:29 EDT (#)
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I CUT YOU!!! I CUT YOU REAL SLOW!!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-10-16 12:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST EVAR.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-10-15 19:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just before I rated, your rating was 2 on 69 reviews.
Oh, yeah, and amazing as always. You never disappoint.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-15 18:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ooh, Honey Bear, seems like you're an excited little bear, aren't you?"
"I---er---honey for my tummy?"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-10-15 17:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
just wow.
well done as always, jared
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-15 06:24:25 EDT (#)
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well i was going to sign up for j-date cause of you, but now i think ill just be a childrens entertainer.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-10-14 22:40:54 EDT (#)
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Best. Picture. EVAR.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-10-14 18:43:13 EDT (#)
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I'm going to be weirded out every time I see "honey bear" for the rest of my life.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Like sex with a demon pig."
Holy shit you are funny and a great writer...
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-10-14 01:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-14 00:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-10-14 00:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jared, seriously. Think about starting up a business of dressing up as furry animals for adult parties. Not for kids at all. I'll personally work for free at any party that turns out even remotely like this.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2004-10-13 22:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what I've missed - a solid piece, with humour, and the terrible TERRIBLE assault of a large version of a child's toy.
Why doesn't this kind of thing happen in Nova Scotia?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-13 21:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. I think I got a raw deal for my 30th birthday party...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-10-13 15:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel horny and violated all at once.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-13 15:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee-larious.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope no one else has to wear that costume after you...
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm, sweet honey...
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must...not...ruin...perfect...+2...
Your rock!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's both scary and hot. Like sex with a demon pig.
That was the best line ever.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting and very creative.
Submitted by sparkle_pink at 2004-10-13 02:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This post was really amusing, until it got all porno. I just can't give this a +2. But I'm not a jerk either.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-12 23:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaaand lets make it a nice round 50
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-12 23:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahah!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-12 21:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves a +2 on several levels. One for the picture and one for the line about sex with demon pigs.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-12 18:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-10-12 17:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This didn't really happen though.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-10-12 16:41:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-10-12 16:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy God, my side hurts...that was frikking amazing
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's both scary and hot. Like sex with a demon pig."
And I second B@W.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucky Bear...
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the picture of the teddy bears.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha-har
Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone submitted this to b@W yet?
You should, this was beautiful.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I told you lately that you are insane?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has tarnished my childhood image of Pooh Bear.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-12 13:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That pic makes me oh-so-hornay.
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2004-10-12 13:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, she was a kinky grrl
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-10-12 13:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were a chick I would want your babies but I am not so how about a man hug with three pats.
I'm PAT not PAT Gay PAT!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you got paid?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honey Bear makes my hoohoodilly tingle. So does Jared. Jared + Honey Bear = "I think I just wet myself."
What?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:40:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:10:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
people with furry fetishes are scary.
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i'm not scary!!!
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Is there any fetish you DON'T have?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:10:32 (#)
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people with furry fetishes are scary.
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i'm not scary!!!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<cough cough> AIM name: sebcharrot <cough cough>
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God. And I thought i'd heard of every kind of fetish imaginable...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
people with furry fetishes are scary.
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:10:10 EDT (#)
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Well yeah that's pretty much how it happened. My husband came in about 20 min later (traffic)
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2004-10-12 12:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheeeeee Honey Bear
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:59:45 EDT (#)
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that was faaaaaaaaanTASTIC!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thank you for the sweet honey"
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:34:54 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAAAA
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I missed something but....
It seems like you remained in costume the whole time....
Did you spooge inside "Honey Bear"?
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was awesome
-Black Ninja
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i doubt its true, but it was good.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless. Sebcharrot does inspire some unusual conversations.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horny Bear.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome for all the wrong reasons.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn fucking straight!
Glad that party turned out like that for you. Hehehe.
Nicely done.
"Oh I've got your honey right here"
Haha.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-10-12 11:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaa, I love you hun.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW. +2 on so many levels. Especially for this:
"It's both scary and hot. Like sex with a demon pig."
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was rather interesting.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, dude. Are all children's entertainers like this?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boner inducing.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aah shit... can someone fetch me some paper towels please?
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmmmm...
I've always been a Tigger kind of guy myself.
There's only one you know....
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm not going to post after this. I'm waiting a few minutes.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-12 10:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmm...