An UberContest By Spiral (737 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.33 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by 38. Spiral (View user info) at 2004-10-12 20:04:26 EDT
I got my new skateboard in today from CCS, those bastards took almost 2 weeks to deliver it too. So I propose a contest, anyone who can make the funniest comment will get their name and comment written on the top of my board where it will spend an eternity. Or until I break this board.
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This guy called Spiral from Nantucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it.
He licked his chin and said with a grin:
"If this skateboard was a cunt I'd fuck it."
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was the funniest comment on the entire post, she better have won:
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Submitted by babygurl (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:13:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hell nah Polymorousaj you crazy lol!!!
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AJ YOU WHORE! Stop bringing your illiterate friends here.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheap? I got that as a complete for 110 dollars.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No offence meant by the comment by the way.
Forgot to rate also
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-16 22:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a cheap board to me. I used to skate when up until I was about 15.
Stick this on your board.
"Also comes without the ass attached"
or
"Asshole not included"
Submitted by almightymaster (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once a nigger always a nigger. And I hope you snap that at the 4's at Challenger.
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENIMEM IS A TYTE AZZ RAPPA
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:01:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU
by the way, why dont you put whatever your going to put on the bottom? if you stand on the top won't it scratch off? if i were you, i'd just paint a whole new design on the bottom. that is pretty shitty.
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If you put it on the bottom it would scratch off from grinding.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do the classic skatie: "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU
by the way, why dont you put whatever your going to put on the bottom? if you stand on the top won't it scratch off? if i were you, i'd just paint a whole new design on the bottom. that is pretty shitty.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-13 06:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Put your website back up. I want to look at your half naked sister.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-12 22:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sticks and stones can break my bones, but when they're thrown by pussies like you they don't even hurt.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-12 21:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
That skateboard once belonged to a little boy I raped.
That's borderline, but funny. + fucking 2.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-10-12 21:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not your monkey
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-12 21:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ROFLCOPTER!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DO U LIKE DOODLE SAUSAGE!!!!!!11
HARH HAR WAT IZ MY NAME BITCH!?
Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-10-12 21:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooh, i LOVE chinese food
I hope you make it general tso's
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sk8r boi, i should've said "c u l8r boi."
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first pic. of your board looks like it's some sort of beetle stuck on it's back.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"HAR HAR PEENER!"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-12 20:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you take down your website? I liked that half naked picture of your sister. Someone please repost that.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
there's my submission...
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NICE fucking shingle dude.
Thats what I'M talkin about.
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Kangaroo,like Jesus Christ,was someone you could really believe in.With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety rackety,it was all about the work.Especially Jesus.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The funniest comment ever:
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-10 17:50:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna post pictures of Filthy Assistants tight cheeks, but I couldn't free my mouse from the pile of hardend semen covering half of my computer.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to see you carve "convicted_child_rapist" onto your skateboard.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get ready...
Hyah!
"This could possibly be the stupidest fucking contest I have ever seen"
Enjoy homey.
Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That skateboard once belonged to a little boy I raped.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hitslore"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only real men eat babies.
Submitted by babygurl (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hell nah Polymorousaj you crazy lol!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think pretty much ANY of my comments, in a variety of posts, should qualify.
Just make sure you spell my name right, butt dumpling.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uber-grind
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just thought I should let you know: I won't be taking part in this contest.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-12 20:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sticks and stones may break my bones but this skateboard will for sure.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-12 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, this is a good idea, but I'd rather have my handprint on your mom's ass for all eternity.
You know, from when I do her...
in the pooper.