I'm out with a bang, bye, Ubersite, for good. (1030 hits)
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Submitted by Banned KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-13 03:03:25 EDT
Ubersite, it's time to take my leave. This is the last working proxy that will work on Bart's shitty site, and I'd like to get a few words out, this'll take a while:
Electro, I hope you get over your autism, you fat fuck. I hope you gain some intelligence on customer relations before spewing out games even my 12-year old cousin would hate (and she listens to Sum41, which is better than your games infinitely).
Fetish, start posting something other than narcissistic stats.
lojope, get over your fucking rape, don't whore it on the site, and stop making shitty posts on slices-of-life.
Bart, gain some muscle, and whore it a bit. You don't want to make people angrier at being banned by realizing they were banned by a lank-monster from the pits of a computer lab.
Razor, stop whoring your "Jewish blood", that which you admit, you have 5% of. Also, stop making Ubermadness, people don't like it.
MickGinny, get shot for being Irish.
Ainkara, see what I said to lojope.
BigMike, stop spanking your kids. It's disgusting, you old fuck.
loki, stop being so Southern, you hick.
Apollo, go drink some fucking tea, you limey.
hcp28 the Gook, I hope the rice crops aren't bad this year, or the years after that, we don't want a Gook like you to starve now, do we? You are too valuable to society, you Linkin-Parker.
People who defend Bart in general, pull Bart's cocks outta your mouths so I can have a final schloppy schuck.
Loren, stop thinking you know everything about life because you're not a teenager. You need to grow up as well.
Polypyjamas, is it? I'm sure you like to be called that, maybe it's a gay name Firefly the bitch gave you. Yes, she is a bitch, I'll get to her later. As for you, stop being such a worthless cunt. You aren't popular, stop thinking you're a part of the gang when you make names like polypyjamas.
Firefly, you're a real bitch. I hope you die.
Bart again, you're a cool cat. Most message boards ban you, AND tell you WHY you were banned almost immediately, and tell you when your ban period is up, so you don't have to scratch your fucking head. Of course, Mr.Lank-Monster can do whatever he wants, it's his site, it's kinda like inviting people into your house, beating the shit out of them, and throwing them out. Hey, he had the right to do that! You have a 14-year old female friend in my house? Oh damn, I raped her, said Bart! Oh well, I had the right to since she was on my property which I was nice enough to let her go into.
reallybored, you're a reallyrapist.
I once saw Loren say on this site that she'd PAY Bart $50 in order for him to eat her out. Double-deal or what? She's a hot milf, that's if she had kids, fortunately she doesn't. I guess he never took up that offer, hence he's a closet faggot who bangs Razor in the ass every day.
I hope I didn't miss anybody, if I did, you suck as well. DIE YOU STUPID NIGGERS!
*shits on floor*
I shall not review this post. This is the last.
User Reviews
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-14 03:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I should care because?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-14 03:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn.
Submitted by Eric Townsley <madstacks.at.halfoftheworld.com> at 2004-10-13 21:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:49:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
What? No love for me?
Go kill yourself now, faggot.
And work on that tan.
8 consecutive years sitting in front of a computer monitor has given your flabby, pasty skin a decidedly greenish hue.
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Ha ha, the bitch is pissing his pants because he was left out. Look, Shlonglicker, no one fucking likes you, and only complete losers would (and have) make hate posts/referrences about you, so if all you're going to do is whine, then don't come around here anymore.
Bart: Stop being a whiner. You may not come out and rant and rave all the time, but I can tell that you're just a big fucking baby purely by your actions. This site is fucking lame because of you.
Koolmang: I have no beef with you, and never have, but you're about to let these fags get to you? What are you, a bitch?
You know what you should do, man? Get some less constricting underwear. Okay?
...Maybe your balls will finally be able to grow out a little, and you'll stop folding under the bitching and bullshit that's thrown at you by internet strangers. Just don't leave just yet, is all I'm pretty much trying to say.
I hope your house burns down, Bart.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:'( *Sighs..* I guess I'll never get to be insulted by koolmang. It was my biggest dream, too..
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'mang, I have to admit I found the ending funny. When you stop hating everyone on this site maybe you could come back and not insult people for a change? Like Sideburns said, you have potential.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never get any personal attacks. Sigh.
Bobcats?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, forgot to +2.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's this?
we both retire on the same day? this being my second retirement, let me tell you, it gets kinda boring not throwing up shit posts every five minutes of the day.
but in all honesty, once you run out of material, you're dry and people start to not care as much as they did. which is ok, given the fact that most of us have real lives outside of Uber, that which are not dominated by this website in any way. and then agian, some of us don't a.k.a. those on this site who think that can make a career out of this shit.
all in all, i gotta say im gonna miss you, mang. you kicked ass because most of your posts were based on good ol' fashioned toilet humor, a species that is dying out as we speak.
take it easy, you Goofy fuck.
oh yeah, get a hold of me when you want to do a reunion tour. one day the future of Uber will find our shit posts to be valuable based on nastalgic.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most people are going to post negative shit on here in an attempt to sound like a badass, but man mang you probably are one of the coolest mother fuckers on this site. hell when i first started out you were one of the few people who could actually look at my stuff as the joke it was meant to be. despite whatever others may say you will be missed. Good luck with whatever it is your going to do next my friend.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My 666th review on your last post. Oh how romantic.
Submitted by Orange-San (user info) at 2004-10-13 19:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MANG YOUR THE COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER NEVER CHANGE!!!!
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-10-13 18:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does this mean I can look forward to more stories from 'real writers'? Because if so: fuck.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-10-13 16:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was hoping this would end with you killing yourself... I guess we can't always get what we want, at least your gone. Moron.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-13 14:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:25:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
cry, cry, cry, FUCKERS, bitch, bitch, Racist Comment, cry, cry, cry, Mommy please pay attention to me, I'm leaving forever!
Yup this sounds like a typical Koolmang post.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-13 11:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Adios, you chicken-fucker!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-13 11:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't honestly say I'll miss you.
Oh well.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-13 10:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Most message boards ban you, AND tell you WHY you were banned almost immediately"
-had a few experiences like this before i gather? just shocking since you play so well with others
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-10-13 10:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Out with a bang?
I was expecting explosions
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
some friendly advice: http://www.ubersite.com/m/47947
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What? No love for me?
Go kill yourself now, faggot.
And work on that tan.
8 consecutive years sitting in front of a computer monitor has given your flabby, pasty skin a decidedly greenish hue.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rite on muthafucka!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Out with a bang?
Give me a fucking break.
You'll be back, you miserable little cunt.
That is unless you do the world a favor and off yourself.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'll look forward to seeing your post tomorrow you dirty fucking liar. +2 for not sucking Barts cock. It's because I didn't suck bart's cock that I was locked out of Sofa_queen, and couldn't compete (and ultimately win) Ubermadness. Fuck you Bart.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-10-13 09:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cry, cry, cry, FUCKERS, bitch, bitch, Racist Comment, cry, cry, cry, Mommy please pay attention to me, I'm leaving forever!
Yup this sounds like a typical Koolmang post.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-13 08:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boo-fucking-hoo
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-13 08:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is like at the end of a slasher movie when you think the killer is dead, and you go walking out into the night, then...
DUN DUN DUN
...he pops up behind you and kills the hot chick that survived.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:48:15 EDT (#)
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But....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47986
We thought you were back.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
keep in touch with yourself.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-13 07:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"BigMike, stop spanking your kids. It's disgusting, you old fuck."
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
No "rod" jokes please.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-10-13 06:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
later
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-13 06:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need a list of several thousand working proxies, let me know. (Or ask Google.)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-13 06:34:28 EDT (#)
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You had potential, but you fucked it up.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-10-13 06:29:08 EDT (#)
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good fucking riddance, try to understand next time that it's the webmaster's site. they can do whatever the fuck they want with management of the site. quit your bitchin, shove a cork in your vagina so you stop bleeding, grow up and finally.. fuck off. you shall not be missed dickmang.
Submitted by chgable (user info) at 2004-10-13 05:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's he gonna do now that he broke up with ubersite ?
how about buy a rope and hang yourself !
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-10-13 04:40:53 EDT (#)
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What the lez?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-13 04:34:02 EDT (#)
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Like inviting someone to your house, eh?
You got invited to Uber?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:40:51 EDT (#)
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Last working proxy? There are millions.
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to tell it like it is
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As I said before:
Good. Fucking. Riddance.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someone doesnt get out much does he?
don't go away mad, just go away
+2 for no more KoolMang
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This didn't have anything to do with heroin.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:11:10 EDT (#)
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I thought it was hilarious. Nothing beats laughing at the misfortune of others.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:11:06 EDT (#)
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There's a place for you in Canadian politics. Welcome home.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shits on floor in your honor*
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-13 03:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bang