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Advertisements Make Me Want to Puke...And Then Buy My Puke Back at an Inflated Price (1074 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.71 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (View user info) at 2004-10-13 13:13:27 EDT


Advertisements are probably, nay, definitely the most annoying damn thing in the world. They spend so much time and money just to piss us off enough to buy their product. How does that make sense? I don't know, it just does.

However, some companies are clever or funny with their advertisements that at least make them entertaining to watch. These advertisements...are not any of those. These companies spend tons of money to advertise on well-known websites and throw up disjointed or stupid pictures that make you question their sanity instead of questioning how best to buy their product.

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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-13 15:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-13 14:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the title.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rock on

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love me some New Balance shoes.

Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was quality stuff.

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

right-on, brotha

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bought 16 kilos of vomit last week man. They're just so fucking good, acting like they know me and shit. I've only used 3 kilos of it and that's where I become enraged with them. 16 fucking kilos? I'm sending it out as christmas gifts this year.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's a new American-style TV station here in the UK, and they play adverts between the opening credits and the main show. And again before the closing credits.
Nothing is worse than an episode of Moonlighting interrupted by adverts.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:21:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

new balance makes their shoes in the US

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Who cares?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

new balance makes their shoes in the US

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've taken a dump on a roller coaster before.

Submitted by queensowntalia (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I give you a plus 1 for the effort.

I just wish it was funnier.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-13 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wha?


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