Superman 6:This Time it's Personal (745 hits)
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Submitted by <fubar_weasel.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-13 15:31:12 EDT
A salute to Chris Reeves. He wouldnt salute back though, the stuck up Hollywood cunt...what? oh yeah, thats right, the 'spine thing'
Anyway, I was put to thinking by the recent death of Chris "what branch?" Reeves about how there be a new Superman in the works and how I could write it a thousand times better than any Hollywood mook so I did, and here it is.
Enjoy or dont.
INT The Daily Planet
Lois:SUPERMAN,HELP!!
Superman:What's wrong Lois?
Lois:There's a monster under my desk!
Superman:A monster eh? Must be Luther up to his old tricks, I'll just reach under here and...what the?!...is this your monster Lois?
Lois:Yes
Superman:You realise four nuclear reactors exploded while I was retrieving this dead squirrel.
I just realised, superman blows goats. Batman, now there be a superhero.
Ill try my hand at writing Batman 4:Man who is a Bat
Batman:Check this out Robin, Ive invented a new Batsuit
Robin:Why are there two holes in the chest area?
Batman:In...case...I start sweating! yes, sweating.
Robin:And the studded dog collar?
Batman:Amour...ARMOUR! I mean armour.
Robin:You need to spend less time online dude.
The Caped Crusader and his Bitch. Ghey?
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-10-13 18:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-10-13 16:43:07 EDT (#)
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mep
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-10-13 16:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, I think perhaps the poor grammer is part of the joke. If so, well done. If not, ah well fuck it.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-13 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"...about how there be a new Superman in the works and how I could write it a thousand times better..."
Or not.