You're Fucking Useless SPT (416 hits)
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Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-14 05:26:42 EDT
I was watching the show LOST and thinking to myself "Man, if that pregnant chick weren't pregnant she'd be completely doable" and then I thought, if I was lost with a group of people, would I be an important part of the group?
If you were stuck on an island like the people on LOST, who would you be? Would you even be usefull?
I would like to think, that I would be usefull. I have decent survival skills, I can start a fire, and I come from a long line of hillbillies, so I'm pretty good at hunting and fishing. when it comes down to it though, I would probably be the guy that hordes away all the mini alcoholic beverages, from the plane, and would be drunk all the time.
But then again I don't really think it matters that she's pregnant, I'd still do her.
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Submitted by caberetgirl (user info) at 2004-10-14 09:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
when i get lost i call for help "nine one one.......nine one one." i'm still lost.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:38:41 EDT (#)
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I'd be the black chick, if i wasnt white and a guy. That way you know you wouldnt have to do any work at all.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:25:45 EDT (#)
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WOOOOO.....Oh wait, this is my post.
Man, That would have been stoooopid.
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-14 07:16:38 EDT (#)
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I would be stud...openly laying every female there at least three times each and taking on the responsibility myself to repopulate the island and to create a civilised society and a huge army so that there would be no need to leave until the army is ready to tackle america and I achieve world domination!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-14 05:47:57 EDT (#)
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Does breaking mini-bar bottles on bars and gouging people make you as hard as people that do it with proper bottles?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-14 05:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't be useful at all. I would probably be stronger than most people there though so would probably survive.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-14 05:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be the first to go crazy. Then I'd kill and eat everyone else. But, I'd survive!