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Submitted by Lojo Should Win a Congeneality Award (View user info) at 2004-10-14 07:26:50 EDT
You have been duped again! The first part of that title is fodder for the great Google. For those of you who want to see naked chicks, go here: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=naked+chics. You may also scroll down to see a scantily clad chic, also courtesy of Google.
Now that we have taken care of that, on with my post. As many of you know, I put Lojope's name in my external name so that I get at least one +2, and let us not forget Lojo rules. The problem is that I have started to run out of snappy sentences, so I am asking your help.
Please submit short external names that I can use. To make this more interesting, if you give this post a +2 rating (all +2s, not one +2 followed by fifty -2s), I guarantee use of the external name(s) that you have submitted credited to you in the post it's used on.
There is only one exception to the guarantee: If the external name would be extremely insulting to Lojo, I will not use it. That is the only exception. Who decides whether it is too insulting? I do. Please submit your entries in your comments.
Here is a picture that I found by searching for lojo on Google Image Search:
User Reviews
Submitted by IchBinEinBerliner (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ERIC RICE IS A RAPIST.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope seeing eye monkey of DOOM!
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-11-01 18:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lojope - The other OTHER white meat.
Submitted by MeinFuhrer (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People probably cared back in 200- oh wait...
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 425735
Submitted by lawIess_heIlion (user info) at 2004-10-20 22:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me cry. :~(
Submitted by lawIess_helIion (user info) at 2004-10-20 22:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me cry. :~( Why? Why couldn't you answer a simple question? I'm unhappy now.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-18 18:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Ate Lojope Out And All I Got Was This Lousy Name
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 16:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 143890
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fetishli (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stevendureI (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-10-16 16:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojo has a Fetish fetish
Has that been used yet?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-16 06:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:04:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48564
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Still having sex with men, huh?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48564
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-10-15 01:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about: Got Lojope? Or, if you want: Got Lechuga?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about "youarsoghey" because using my name will get you lots of hits and reviews.
Oh wait.
No it won't because my posts are a mystery hastily wrapped in an enigma with shit smeared all over it.
There is no God. Well...there is no Buddha, that we can be sure of.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:08:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo has a care bear fetish
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AUUGHHHH!!!!! Carebears are FUCKING SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! Why does no one else GET THAT?!?!?!
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Looks like somebody is a grumpy bear.
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Lojo needs a hug.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe lojope's *whisper*(rapist) was a carebear?
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too_pissed_for_an_external_name
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, darko, it's on now!!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo has a care bear fetish
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AUUGHHHH!!!!! Carebears are FUCKING SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! Why does no one else GET THAT?!?!?!
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Looks like somebody is a grumpy bear.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:47:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:43:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope_thinks_eric's_a_cock_and_will_never_do_anything_with_is_cock_because_eric_is_a_sad_fuck_who sits_on_uber_his_whole_life_trying_to_make_internet_friends_but_no-body_likes_him_because_he_has_a_massive_jaw_and_a_small_penis
It's okay. I won't tell anyone about how you put KoolMang's member in your mouth.
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I think there's a 12-step for Koolmang's cock.
There's also a 120-step for bart's cock.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo has a care bear fetish
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AUUGHHHH!!!!! Carebears are FUCKING SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! Why does no one else GET THAT?!?!?!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-14 20:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:43:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope_thinks_eric's_a_cock_and_will_never_do_anything_with_is_cock_because_eric_is_a_sad_fuck_who sits_on_uber_his_whole_life_trying_to_make_internet_friends_but_no-body_likes_him_because_he_has_a_massive_jaw_and_a_small_penis
It's okay. I won't tell anyone about how you put KoolMang's member in your mouth.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-14 17:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm lojo its whats for dinner
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-10-14 10:06:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
How about:
I_have_a_social_disorder
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That is fucking genius.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a fetish Lojo
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lojo has a care bear fetish
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 17:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope's picture is taped to my bedroom ceiling
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 16:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-14 12:51:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojo is Cartman's mother
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HAHAHAHAHA! That's the best one I've seen yet.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-14 16:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojo made me her bitch.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-14 12:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojo: My next rape victum
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-14 12:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojo is Cartman's mother
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope_thinks_eric's_a_cock_and_will_never_do_anything_with_is_cock_because_eric_is_a_sad_fuck_who sits_on_uber_his_whole_life_trying_to_make_internet_friends_but_no-body_likes_him_because_he_has_a_massive_jaw_and_a_small_penis
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you could try:
"Bow To The Lojope"
It'd be better if you randomly added "WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY" in various places throughout the post...
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope--never leave home without one.
Submitted by iIIinformed (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FAGGOT !!!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-10-14 10:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope_has_a_Fetish_Fetish
Lojope_has_a_Lojope_Fetsh
I_Have_a_Kristen+Lojope_Fetish.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-10-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about:
I_have_a_social_disorder
Submitted by stonedsilly <notloggedin> at 2004-10-14 09:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojo be mah babys daddy!
Submitted by caberetgirl (user info) at 2004-10-14 09:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lowjoe_the_midget_man lol
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-14 08:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so stupid, but if you keep doing it, then so am i.
God damn -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 08:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope--mounter of alter boys
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope is a slop bucket and I'm a pig.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-lojo-MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. MIIIIIIIKE MIIIIIIIIKE OOOOOHH IT'S BIGMIIIIIKE!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojo = rape victim
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:40:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
has anyone seen my lojope?
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That's my favorite so far.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has anyone seen my lojope?
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope is my autopilot
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope trained Bin Laden
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope killed mister burns
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-14 07:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope was on the grassy knoll