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Stupid man, you shall pay for your ignorance. (772 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.22 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-14 21:24:46 EDT


The stretcher rushed down the crowded corridor of the ER, headed for the surgery room.

He bit his lower lip, fighting the pain. He could barely open his eyes. Lights, motion. He could hear a door swing open in front of him.

The stretcher came to a sudden halt. They hoisted him onto an operating table. The doctor's voice rang out from the fray.

"Everyone clear out. I must examine the patient."

The doctor walked over to the edge of the table, looking the poor fellow over.

Blinking away the pain, the man squinted down at his blood soaked shirt. The doctor cut it away. The knife-wound was clearly visible. The man had been stabbed only a few minutes earlier.

The doctor smirked. The patient looked up at him, dazed, puzzled.

The doctor threw off his white lab coat, revealing a black tattoo across his chest.

"Sampson."

Sampson jumped on top of the operating table and crouched over the patient. Dropping his pants, he forcefully penetrated the man's knife-wound.

With each thrust, the man screamed for help. Sampson gained speed. He humped the wound wildly, blood spraying up onto his chest and pelvis. He laughed harder with each thrust, slapping the man in the face over and over.

Sampson called in the nurses. Three of them entered the room, each carrying a knife and a dildo.

They each stabbed the man and raped the bloody wound with their dildos as fast as they possibly could, like pistons.

The man's shrieks stopped abrubtly. He had lost consciousness.

Sampson humped faster and faster, scratching and clawing at the man's face. The nurses started fisting the knife wounds.

Suddenly, the hospital director burst into the room.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"

Sampson and the nurses stopped, mid thrust.

Smirking, Sampson slowly resumed humping.

"WHAT -- THE -- FUCK?!?!?"

Sampson stopped again. He was sick of being interrupted. Jumping off of the table and pulling his pants over his bloody dick, he walked over to the hospital director and looked him square in the eye.

With a quick motion, Sampson jabbed his thumb and forefinger into the director's eyes and kicked him in the nuts.

The hospital director screamed as he crumpled to the floor.

Sampson walked past him, and out the door. He couldn't help from smiling.


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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-28 20:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This guy was great!

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-29 08:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Boring, mindless violence.
Meh to the max.

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad, not bad.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Huh!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-29 00:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't spam.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-15 19:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Zakalwe: Read my other stories.

"Murdering puppies for kicks" was the first.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-15 09:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hum?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-15 07:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who is Sampson?

Submitted by Mitchell at 2004-10-14 22:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sampson is really into humping things. sepsis, you rule

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There must be some hidden meaning I didn't get...

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Then I have succesfully de-sensitized you to wound-rape. I win!

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-14 21:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mindless violence I enjoy.

your posts, however, are becoming boring, reptative and dull.


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