I Don't Vote For Presidential Candidates, I Vote For Nuclear Winters and World Destruction(Fiction) (765 hits)
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Submitted by someone (View user info) at 2004-10-15 00:11:25 EDT
I don't vote for presidential candidates, I vote for world destruction and nuclear winters. That's why I'm voting Bush this fall. I used to believe there was a possibility of a world peace, with people living in peace and harmony, and a pursuit of art and literature took place of money and possessions. I firmly believed that once. But alas, how I was wrong! Think about it gentleman. For who wants to wake up to the dreary reality of work when chaos is at hand. Schools can be barracks and corporate offices military headquarters. We will return to our natural instincts, and survival of the fittest will prove our natural process of evolution and inevitably extinction. So it begins.
We are on the brink of global chaos with our natural resources being stripped without any thought of the future, for our concern is upon measly immediate gratification. But I blame no one. I drive to and from work and then to school every day with a smile on my face, knowing this cannot last. No, it must not last. For above all I fear my own sanity, and continuing on this path of mediocrity will drive me crazy. On second thought, it already has.
But enough with the negativity, for we must look forward to our future with optimism. Let me tell you a bit about my bright future and current happenings, for even in man's darkest our, comfort can be found in expression, enough I must tell you! I am a student of business, and a part time employee at a local supermarket. I hate my job, I hate my major, but I would of expected you to have figured that out by now. I have loved english with all my life, and suggested studying english to both family and friends, but have only received looks of disgust and pity. I hate to be looked upon with pity. I'll be perfectly honest in saying I don't know what I want with my life.
I was in love only once at the age of twenty. I received a phone number out of what I first expected as pity by an old friend whom I had secretly liked for the past three years. She was a major in english and was the most beautiful and intelligent girl I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. We would sit for hours with her head on my chest and read great books by the paragraph and discuss and talk for hours. She told me once that I was to be a great writer. She lacked self confidence though, and we fell to quickly for each other, and like everything else all was lost.
This is the first time I have taken my pen since I lost her, so forgive me gentlemen if I at first seem incoherent, I promise only improval. I want world destruction, I want nuclear winters.
Who am I?
-Sergio Vuslav
Entry 1
October 15th, 2004.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-24 18:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm. 'nuclear winter', now THAT's fiction.
so, your problem with my post is that the Americans didn't drop enough bombs on Japan???
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-10-15 10:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well....this is bad.
Additionally, has anyone else noticed that most of these messages are written in the same style?
Interesting...
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ref- hahahahah
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the record- if i though it really sucked you would have gotten a -2. I gave you a 0. Tjhis means I didn't hate it but i didn't really care for it either.
Since it is fiction, you should be able to throw in the part where the dude says fuck business, goes back into literature and puts a big rod in that bitches butt.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Domenad have I told you lately you are my favorite Republican?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't try to tell me some people don't think like this Ref. Just trying to get into character, take it for what it is, not a fucking blog. Sorry if sounded like that.
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Dammit Someone, every character MUST LIKE BUSH. I the magical world of happyland, everyone loves BUSH! It's only when you get to Mordor that you find all the Kerry-loving Orcs and goblins.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't try to tell me some people don't think like this Ref. Just trying to get into character, take it for what it is, not a fucking blog. Sorry if sounded like that.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh its fiction.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:18:52 EDT (#)
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you took a good idea and turned it into a whine festival. You probaly have at least 3 different posts poorly representd in this blog.
You were doing good with the nuclear winter stuff. Then you made it political by throwing in the bush comment. Then you started whining about your lack of self-determination by crying about your major and how you let others tell you how to live.
Go to wal-mart. Get yourself a pair of balls on sale. Come back and post about how you dropped that silly business major, picked up english again, and but a big rod in that bitches butt.
-TheRef
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
domenad-It's a Five part series, set up like a short journal entry. Don't worry, itll come through.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-15 00:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This could be awesome, just awesome, but too short! Gyaaaah! Don't tease me you bastard!