50 things to do while bored at work (7927 hits)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2004-10-15 13:11:24 EDT
50 things to do while bored at work
*I work 3rd shift so a lot of these will not work for everyone*
1. Stack items in cabinets so that they fall out on people when opened.
2. Move specific items to specific places everyday. (I.e. move the boss' favorite pen from his desk to the floor every day if asked about it blame it on ghosts.)
3. See how many bathrooms you can defile in one day.
4. Fantasize about the hot Russian cleaning girls.
5. Queue porno music to start when cleaning crew comes around the corner.
6. Make blow darts out of the plastic tips of your shoelaces a straight pin and a Bic pen.
7. Watch a DVD
8. Listen to a CD
9. Go around to all the offices and look at pictures of their families, make a new list of daughters, sisters, cousins you want to bang.
10. Explore the women's bathroom.
11. Make a pot of coffee just to see how long it takes to boil down to tar.
12. Play games online.
13. Go on a candy hunt
14. Search e-Bay for illegal substances
15. Try to freeze things with canned air then try to smash them like the liquid metal terminator.
16. Work on coming up with really good scams or practical jokes.
17. Go through people's desks to see if you can find liquor in any of them.
18. Open the bottom ends of all the boxes of pens and pencils in the office supply closet.
19. Digitally edit photos of monkeys to hold knives/swords
20. Create a fictional background of said photos including names and upbringings of said monkeys.
21. In a large company, there are parties in one department or another almost everyday, check the department fridges for leftover pizza/goodies.
22. Read magazines/websites/books at work.
23. Create large scale fantastic delusions of grandeur.
24. Check for porn in the internet cache of people who leave their systems logged in.
25. Take revenge against people who you don't like. For instance, tape an anchovy under their desk. Their office will smell like ass.
26. Hoard all of the good office supplies, gel pens ink cartridges for home, anything you can sell to someone in the office.
27. Scavenger hunt, check the bulletin boards for lost items and see if you can find them.
28. Try to make the longest paperclip chain, or largest rubber band ball.
29. Put a bootable Linux CD in your boss' drive and watch him freak out the next morning.
30. Leave random voicemails for random people.
31. Try to determine who would win in a fight: place random people in the fights using prefixes such as undead and suffixes such as driving a mech.
32. Pretend like you're moving your car from the far end of the parking lot near the door so you can burn one.
33. Plan ahead to your next high school reunion, try to plot out a plan of attack, time will be limited you want to try and bang as many girls from high school that wouldn't talk to you as possible.
34. Come up with a plan of world domination.
35. Shoot down your own plans of world domination.
36. Try to find someplace where you can take a nap
37. Listen to the game on the radio
38. Stick a thumb tack into the eraser on a pencil stand it on your desk, attempt to shoot rubber bands off of the ceiling and down around the pencil.
39. Start a stop watch, wheel yourself in your chair into the elevator down to the bottom, or top floor to a set location and wheel yourself back work on a better time.
40. Super glue random objects together, use your imagination.
41. Change the speed dial on other peoples phones
42. Call the helpdesk and ask stupid questions.
43. Call the number on the back of your soda and ask them stupid questions. Ask them what they are wearing.
44. Inject boss' jellybeans with liquid stool softener
45. Balance your checkbook.
46. Think about how fucked up you are going to get tonight.
47. Write a new constitution, with ridiculous amendments.
48. Get a mini basketball hoop and shoot around.
49. Shake up any soda in any company fridge.
50. Write a ridiculously long list of things to do while bored at work and post it online.
*A work in progress*
http://www.MonkeyKnifeFights.org
User Reviews
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-18 19:01:18 EDT (#)
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damn this ended up getting a lot of hits
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-14 18:13:31 EDT (#)
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for the T-1000
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:08:15 EDT (#)
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My favourites were always
A) throw pencils at the ceiling and see how many stick and
B) call your friends/brothers and make weird noises into the phone and then hang up. See if they call back and say 'Was that you?'
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-15 19:11:35 EDT (#)
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#47:
http://www.enterthemidnight.com/nightscythe/starlightzendoriadeclarationoftheempire.rtf
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-15 18:53:37 EDT (#)
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funny, but not funny in a 'ha-ha' sort of way
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-15 18:38:48 EDT (#)
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This list seems short.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-10-15 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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46.
Submitted by ForeSkin (user info) at 2004-10-15 18:25:03 EDT (#)
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ive never seen that before..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-15 17:34:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:48:11 EDT (#)
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>> 4. Fantasize about the hot Russian cleaning girls.
Mine are Polish and creepy. I'm afraid of them.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:31:36 EDT (#)
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BillsSBChamps -
"I work the 3rd as well. My personal favorite is jerking off in the womens room and blowing my load on the toliet paper. "
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That's attractive. Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:17:51 EDT (#)
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I will never be bored at work again.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-15 14:41:09 EDT (#)
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6. Make blow darts out of the plastic tips of your shoelaces a straight pin and a Bic pen.
15. Try to freeze things with canned air then try to smash them like the liquid metal terminator.
These are two of my favorite pastimes.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 14:25:51 EDT (#)
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41. Change the speed dial on other peoples phones
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-10-15 14:22:26 EDT (#)
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like it
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-15 14:19:45 EDT (#)
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Poor peeps that work in offices....really; i don't wanna be in your place.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-10-15 14:05:38 EDT (#)
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Awesome. What's the pay like for 3rd shift compared to the others? I heard from the guys here they make like 3K more..
Submitted by Xile (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:59:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:58:46 EDT (#)
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Yes it's true. We really are this lazy. In the past we spent taxpaayes money to see who could throw rocks the farthest.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:55:56 EDT (#)
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entertaining
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:28:13 EDT (#)
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I work the 3rd as well. My personal favorite is jerking off in the womens room and blowing my load on the toliet paper.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:22:46 EDT (#)
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Sadly, I have done most of these.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-15 13:15:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-15 13:13:18 EDT (#)
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done it all.