The next person who asks me how my day was, is going to get hit in the head with a hammer. (815 hits)
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Submitted by <ratebot.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-15 19:35:15 EDT
The day started off like any other but got worse and worse as time went on.I arrived at work at around 7:30 and proceeded to the bathroom to take my morning shit before someone else destroyed the bathroom before I had a chance.After finishing my dump I went to grab some toilet paper which was in a plastic guard,just in case(god forbid) that stopped people from stealing it.As I went to grab it I saw something that both surprised and scared me.
Shit.
Someone had taken the guard off the paper,wiped their ass with it,and re rolled it back into the guard leaving a long brown stripe along it.What grown adult or even child would do something so fucking insane?I washed my hands 25 times and continued on my way waiting for lunch.When lunch came I sat down ready to enjoy my sandwich when I saw Scott coming towards me.Scott is a guy who yells every single word probably because it makes him feel more important.He also smells..really really bad.Hes called the "Big Stink" by people around the office,and by people I mean me.For the entire lunch break he told me all about how nice his fishtank was.
Aside from these problems theres also a woman who doesnt shave her legs but wears skirts,my boss who always has snot trailing down his nose,and a weird guy who laughs all day long about nothing,I think he might be a child toucher.Oh and my girlfriend dumped me.Sorry for the shitty post,but the next person who asks me how my day was is going to get hit in the head with a hammer.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Solve all your problems in one swing.
Hit YOURSELF in the head with that hammer.
This sump you work at sounds like a real joy.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck! I missed the obvious reply.
How was your day?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all hells angels carry a ballpene hammer on their bike, did you know that?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
STRIPPERS WOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:12:45 EDT (#)
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I would have said, "Hit them in the face with a mallet" but to each his own, I guess.
Submitted by Orange-San (user info) at 2004-10-15 19:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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YOU DAY WAS HOW?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-10-15 19:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man,
How was your day?
Signed,
I hope I got this one in there first!! oh ya!