Team America World Police review (2030 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.13 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by cigar <farmerboy_9999.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-15 20:12:37 EDT
It's good. The puppet sex is hot. If you haven't seen it, GO SEE IT.
I'm also trying a small camwhore.
User Reviews
Submitted by Holoman (user info) at 2004-11-05 20:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shiiiiiiit. You actually look like that, Cigar? No fucking way. This has to be a fucking joke. ahahhahahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-18 16:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat fuck.
Oops, did I say that?
I didn't mean to, really..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is THAT ugly looking beast?
Nothing personal.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHA
You got a purdy mouth.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-17 17:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cigar, you're not a Dick....you're one big, wet, swollen, ready to be fucked.... PUSSY
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-17 09:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!
That song is hilarious.
Submitted by ChickenTaco (user info) at 2004-10-16 23:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the orange bean is revolting! send more troops! Shut up Farva!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe. You wanted to beat me up. But you live in a trailer. *snicker* Trailer. *Snickers harder* I was threatened by a guy in a trailer. xDDD
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I didn't threaten you, but I will now. I'd happily beat your fucking skull against the cold asphalt, and skull fuck the gooey mess that was left. And I'm sure alot of others would help.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-16 19:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe. You wanted to beat me up. But you live in a trailer. *snicker* Trailer. *Snickers harder* I was threatened by a guy in a trailer. xDDD
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-16 17:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fleetwood WOO!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-16 16:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mustache is ghey. : Y
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 14:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-10-16 13:06:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigar,
I thought that you were a rabid conservative. Don't you think that the movie was a little blasphemous of US foreign policy?
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Yes, so? They lay waste to EVERYONE, they don't grant anyone a pass. The Pussies, the Assholes, and The Dicks.
I'm proud to be a dick.
Yes, I live in a trailer. Yes, it's a tiny trailer. Stereotypical remarks are expected from most of you. But, unlike you, I could fucking care less what you think.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-16 13:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll take "poster child for Hitlers youth" for 500 Alex
Submitted by johnson (user info) at 2004-10-16 13:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigar,
I thought that you were a rabid conservative. Don't you think that the movie was a little blasphemous of US foreign policy?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-16 12:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not even close to a double-wide, aj. Please notice the two foot wide hallway, circa 1979.
+1 for having the sack to post that pic.
P.S. Get a haircut, hippy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-16 12:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"you are right sir, I live in a trailer."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-16 12:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:58:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it me or does that picture look like it was taken from the inside of a doublewide?
Submitted by Enkiel (user info) at 2004-10-16 11:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scary pics, i'm affraid to go to bed now
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-16 07:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're the cunt that has been following me!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-16 07:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were a 16 year old boy not one who rapes and tortures them!
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-16 03:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haven't seen Team America yet, can't comment on that. But I did get to see Shaun of the Dead, you wanted to know how it is: It rocks your cock off. Very funny, somewhat intense as well. (4.25 Stars)
Cigar cam: (Creepy guy that still hangs out with all the highschool kids). Just playing, I wouldn't want you to flip me off...
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
that looked like it was taken in a trailer....
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you are right sir, I live in a trailer.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... I'd say the picture fits...
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that looked like it was taken in a trailer....
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Christ, I didn't think anyone over 16 posted here. Thanks for fixing my car yesterday man, even though you charged me 196.50 you asshole. New brake pads my ass my brakes were fine.
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Hey, I have to fucking eat too man.
I'm telling you, best movie all year. The big black pussies were my favorite, and the puppet head was a close second. "He proved he was committed last night...When he sucked my cock"
The pussies, assholes, and dicks were a nice touch...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit.
no wonder youre an asshole.
just kidding, youre alright.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I saw you on Cops.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Christ, I didn't think anyone over 16 posted here. Thanks for fixing my car yesterday man, even though you charged me 196.50 you asshole. New brake pads my ass my brakes were fine.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Big fuckin' Saskatchewan meathead farm boy. Perogies comin' out your ass, all waist-height and taller animals run from you in the farm yard. You look like you just figured out that if you put the sheep's hind legs in your rubber boots while you stand behind it, it can't run away while you fuck it. Yee haw!
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Hahahahahahaha!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FREEDOM COSTS A BUCK'O'FIVE
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
christ!
you look like a psychopath...like you're gonna bomb a federal building or something
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatsup boy
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to go see that movie last night. I won the tickets off of this local radio station. I do say its funny. But I would have loved to have seen the end. The theater I saw it in had a black out about 1 hour into it, (but i was fortunate enough to see the sex sceene) I would have to say it was the best puppet sex I've ever saw. I couldnt get a refund. So I'll just wait to see how it ends when it comes out on dvd!
Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!Aids!!!
Submitted by John_Fonda_Kerry (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and fuck.
Submitted by John_Fonda_Kerry (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when i'm elected president, you shall be the first I kill.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck im high
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Big fuckin' Saskatchewan meathead farm boy. Perogies comin' out your ass, all waist-height and taller animals run from you in the farm yard. You look like you just figured out that if you put the sheep's hind legs in your rubber boots while you stand behind it, it can't run away while you fuck it. Yee haw!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEY PA WE IS EATIN TONIGHT
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-15 22:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big fuckin' Saskatchewan meathead farm boy. Perogies comin' out your ass, all waist-height and taller animals run from you in the farm yard. You look like you just figured out that if you put the sheep's hind legs in your rubber boots while you stand behind it, it can't run away while you fuck it. Yee haw!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it me or does that picture look like it was taken from the inside of a doublewide?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you got them talkin pictures? And flyin machines? And perfume for your armpits?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Farva, what's that place you like... you know, the one with all the shit on the walls?
Shenanigans?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clerk: "Would you like to Dipisize your me for a quarter?"
Farva: "Want me to punchisize your face, for free!?"
+2 for wanting to spend a million dollars on a car.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Farva?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look exactly the way I thought you would. That frightens me, especially because the inner workings of my mind resembles "The Cell".
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey, Boris, where's Natasha?
Submitted by fucktard (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For going back and -2ing peoples posts in retaliation.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-10-15 21:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Going to see it in 58 minutes and counting with my girlfriend.
It better rock my freaking socks off.
"That is Bach and it rocks it's a rock block of Bach that he learned in the school of hard knocks"
Relevance? Please.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesse Ventura?
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
link whore and a +2
http://www.aolsux.us
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had 64 ounces of movie grade soda shoot straight out my fucking nose during TEAM AMERICA'S "Dicks, Assholes and Pussies" speech......holy shit that was hilfuckingarious...Matt and Trey hit a homer with this one.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's alot better than you would think. It's really the funniest movie I've seen this year, and I haven't seen shaun of the dead.
Look for the black furry pussies.
w00t for finally getting a camwhore right.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That would definitely fit the farmerboy part of your name. I was waiting for someone to say if this movie was good or not. I want to see shaun of the dead but the damn movie isn't playing local. Stupid small town...
(Small town being 80K)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Preferred it when you were just a disembodied, bad tempered tobacco product.
This is like seeing KoolMang's picture and losing what respect you had for him, if any.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a Mexican Lex Luthor. Not saying that's a bad thing, just saying that's what you look like.
I wish I had a nickel for every picture I saw where someone was flipping off the camera. I'd have enough nickels to put them all into a sock and smack people who took pictures like that with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better...not sure if I've seen worse
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice stash.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...four fucking tries and I finally get it. I understand. I'll post the standard little camwhore later, I just did this as an afterthought.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tempted to call shenanigans.....