Whats grosser than gross? (1392 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.56 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by j k <jojojojoan.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-15 23:20:36 EDT
I am a receptionist in an emergency room in the lovely city of bodymore, murderland. So as you can
imagine I meet the most interesting people working here. Yesterday, this crackhead bitch came in
here. She had straggly blonde hair. Sores on her face. A real hottie let me just tell you. Well
she came in complaining of a vaginal discharge(yum!). Nothing unusual I have chicks come in
every day complaining about those sorts of things. So I put her information in and slaped a
bracelet on her arm, told her to have a seat and all that jazz. Well like an hour later the nurse
comes out with the most disgusted look on her face and tells me to go into the triage room with
her. She said that the girl, in her cooch, had a tampon, crumpled up toilet paper and (i can't
begin to understand this one)a dollar bill!! Yes you heard me 1 nasty, disgusting, crumpled up,
wet, yucky dollar bill. That'll make you think twice about touching money. I know I'm using debit
all the way from now on. Just thought I'd share that little tid bit with you all.
User Reviews
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:03:05 EDT (#)
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piss off ya hoser
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-05-03 01:07:02 EDT (#)
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that was indeed grosser than gross
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-04 09:33:11 EST (#)
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Thank god murderland is in America and that bill isn't in circulation here
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:23:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:51:28 EDT (#)
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I'll be sure to refer this post to all my friends that are looking for a shitty way to lose 30 seconds of their life.
Thanks for nothing.
..Naaaah. skanky hookers always get +1. It was a -2 though, for being shitty and doublespaced to look longer.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-19 07:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:50:56 (#)
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I'm sure that at some point in time while writing this, you thought to yourself, "I bet people actually care."
Wrong.
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I bet sometime between the time you were born and now you thought that some one actually liked you.
WRONG!!!
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-10-16 08:50:56 EDT (#)
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I'm sure that at some point in time while writing this, you thought to yourself, "I bet people actually care."
Wrong.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-16 07:55:50 EDT (#)
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Whats grosser than gross?
Kerry and Bush making love
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-16 05:57:25 EDT (#)
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For something even nastier: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48494
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-16 05:42:29 EDT (#)
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imagine putting a cocktail stick under you're big toenail and kicking a football.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-16 05:29:44 EDT (#)
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I think I'm going to use that joke on Christmas. My Helen Keller jokes are getting old.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-16 05:28:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soup_BK (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:09:41 (#)
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hmmm... oddly enough I did not find that story all that repulsive... ehh
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-16 05:18:36 EDT (#)
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reminds me of a joke:
Guy goes out one night to procure himself a hooker. He finds a skanky one and decides to take her back to the hotel. After some lengthy small talk he said "So, when are you gonna suck my dick?" She replies "After you eat my juicy pussy...then I'll give you a sweet surprise"..OK he mumbles to himself as he kneels down and starts to lick and suck on her flower-o-love...
After about 5 minutes he finds a couple of noodle's in his mouth...."Wow, thats kinda cool....she's into food sex" he thinks to himself.....Another couple of minutes at her alter du Tuna' he gets some pie crust and a few carrots and peas in his mouth.....which he eagerly chews...
"Wow this food stuff is kinky as hell.......I love it" he thinks to himself.....
Well, hours of biblical damage pass bye and they're laying in each others arms smoking and he said to her....."Man, I really got a kick out of you stuffing food into your pussy for me to find"....
Looking puzzled she gives him a weird look at says....."Honey.....I didn't stuff food in my pussy for you to find....What kind of girl do you think I am?...The last guy that went down on me blew chunks all night."
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-10-16 04:52:10 EDT (#)
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thanks for the story
die for the format
Submitted by anderson (user info) at 2004-10-16 03:18:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-16 03:08:46 (#)
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This could lead to a new post....
Ubersite women: How many random objects can you cram into your pussies? Be sure to let someone who doesn't know your storage secret discover the truth. Act surprised.
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fat nerdo needs to get laid HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-16 03:08:46 EDT (#)
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This could lead to a new post....
Ubersite women: How many random objects can you cram into your pussies? Be sure to let someone who doesn't know your storage secret discover the truth. Act surprised.
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:13:28 EDT (#)
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I thought everyone stored their cash in their pink hairy wallets. Meh.
Submitted by Soup_BK (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:09:41 EDT (#)
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hmmm... oddly enough I did not find that story all that repulsive... ehh
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:43:38 EDT (#)
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who wants tomato soup
Submitted by lizzers (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:22:10 EDT (#)
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that is some sick shit.
::kills self::
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:06:30 EDT (#)
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Nice, I will now throw my dinner in the garbage
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:04:43 EDT (#)
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WOOOOHOOOOO
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-16 00:00:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by angelic_ww (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:57:45 EDT (#)
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What was she discharging? Blood? Ketchup Packets? Nickels?
"$1? Shit, if she keeps putting out like that, she might be worth keeping around."
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:38:03 EDT (#)
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Gross. I know a girl who can take a $10 dollar bill up her cooch and squirt out change. I think she practices, tho, and I tend to tip too much.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:37:44 EDT (#)
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Hoorah.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:37:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:35:46 EDT (#)
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Baltimore....original home of John Waters and Saliva Productions.
anyway:
The nasty ho' could of atleast had a sawbuck stuffed in there.......cheap skank.......
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:30:20 EDT (#)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:25:50 EDT (#)
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+2 for making me feel like I'm gonna vomit.
Submitted by syd_knee (user info) at 2004-10-15 23:22:15 EDT (#)
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eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww