Hey assholes, vote for Sepsis. (526 hits)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-16 01:09:33 EDT
Okay, here's the breakdown of both candidate's platforms:
Kerry.
"Please vote for me. I am very good.
I would do a very good job. I would tell you why, but I'm too lazy right now.
But I will tell you that I am very good at many things. I can count many ants at one time and I can do riverdance. Bush is very bad.
I am very good.
I have cute names for all of my stuffed animals and I can ride a bicycle and I wear suits and I am very popular. I will not use your taxes for BAD THINGS and my testicles have fully descended. I will unite the people."
Bush.
"We can't have a jerk-off like Kerry in charge of our country.
The only way we can unite the world is by scoring as many points as possible, which means we have to kill as many people as possible. Bonus points for every country invaded.
I am better than Kerry at golf. I have my own golf cart. I can turn water into urine.
Kerry is weak and will not kill enough people to get on the high-score list."
WHY NOT VOTE FOR ME INSTEAD?
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets do it the democratic way.
Gimme a dollar and I'll vote.
..no?
....fifty cents?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, sepsis, I am glad that you asked...
I will not vote for you because of the following reason:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49144#893771
Have a good day!
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:54:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-16 09:51:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I turn water into urine."
Funny stuff.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-16 09:51:06 EDT (#)
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"I turn water into urine."
Funny stuff.
Submitted by vex (user info) at 2004-10-16 07:49:03 EDT (#)
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Wanna know why Kerry's gonna win? Every presidential election since George Washington has been won by the candidate with the most royal bloodline connections. Every single one. Coincidence? I highly doubt it.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2004/170804royalroots.htm
Anyone who's having money problems at the moment would be well advised to put some money on the next U.S. president, John Kerry.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:51:46 EDT (#)
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I'm voting for Reagan's ghost.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:49:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-16 02:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You Rule Sepsis, Creater of Sampson
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm votinggg forrrr
wait
shit man
im canadian!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you got my vote, you bastard.