A night like no other! (maybe NSFW) (1981 hits)
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Submitted by Nathan Gerlat <ihadyourmomintheshower.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-16 17:43:36 EDT
I am your average 23 year old college student, and between school/studying, and trying to make enough money working to pay rent, I don't wind up with a whole lot of free time.
That's whey when my buddy Paul called me up with a " limo package to the strippers " I couldn't resist! The limo ride was fantastic, we were dressed to the 9's and people were cocking their heads as we strolled through the parking lot and into the bar. That's...... when it started.
While we were being ushered to our table we had the misfortune of passing by another VIP table that struck horror into our senses. The odour emminating from this table could only be expressed as "unholy pigeon shit" it was terrible. Two men sat at the table, one, tall and skinny with a vicious uni-brow and the other short and dumpy with an innocent, yet slightly homosexual grin.
Their clothes, seemed like something out of a terrible re-run show, and their hair (I'm sure about this) hadn't been washed combed or taken care of in at LEAST 10 years. As if it wasn't enough that we had to be exposed to the smell from their table, everytime a new stripper would take off her top, we were treated to an ear-rattling laugh that consisted of hisses. It was like listening infants respond to a children's show. So lound and ear peircing I shudder at the mere thought of it now.
When we were through with our stripper endevours and we were leaving, I rememberd my buddy had a cameraphone. I just KNEW that I would have to take a picture of these two wastes of skin for uberland. I walked by the table very "nonchalant" and managed to snap a pretty decent picture of the two jackasses...... Here it is for your approval:
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-17 08:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just returning the favor because I am, indeed, bored at work.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-29 20:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pigeon shit... ahahahaha
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-16 18:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That made me laugh...
Submitted by ZenMachine (user info) at 2004-10-16 17:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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