Ghost busters! (698 hits)
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Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2004-10-17 18:50:07 EDT
So it was a Saturday night, and the six of us were hanging out in one of the dorm rooms...
*KNOCK* KNOCK* Wtf... my typing for Ubersite is interrupted by annoying knocking at my own door. I open the door. Two blonde hotties are outside the hallway. "Do you have a dollar? We're hungry and we need money for the snack machine!" I live only like 15 few feet away from the vending machine outside my hall. I hate bitches who ask for money hoping I will give it to them just because they're attractive and they think I can be easily swayed. I gave them 30 cents that I had lying around, and shut the door. As I handed them the 30 cents, thoughts came into my head as to what I should have said. One being, "I've got money, but you're gonna have to earn it." Incase you hadn't noticed, I've been watching too much porno today.
Anyways back to my story...
The six of us were hanging out in my friends' dorm room. We had nothing to do on the boring weekend at campus, so we decided to... hunt ghosts. Yes, hunt ghosts. We had printed out a bunch of stuff on stuff that was haunted in our area. They were all excited and psyched about it, talking about forming a club on campus, being on the campus tv channel, and traveling around the US hunting ghosts and videotaping it. I was just going along with it; nowhere near as psyched as they were. We had a video camera and a digital camera, and I had quite a bit of caffeine in me from all the candy bars and soda I had all day. We were talking about paranormal shit when we hear knocking on the door. Oh crap. We knew who it was. The SNL skit came into my head. "It's PAT!" Pat is a curly haired kid who looks kinda like Jack Osbourne. He can be cool at times, but when he is in a group, he becomes an annoying attention whore who likes to be the center of everyone. He also has a tendency to constantly put people down, so he can feel better about himself. Anyways, he and the 7th floor resident advisor Matt come in, wanting to do something. We try to hide the fact that we're looking for ghosts, because Pat would be a jackass the entire time, and nothing good would come out of the trip. Eventually it comes out that we're going to haunted spots looking for ghosts and paranormal shiznit, and he invites himself. Long story short, we spent several minutes, in three different dorm buildings, strategically trying to ditch him. Eventually we were successful, and we bolted out of the Bell "Hotel" dorm and ran for our cars.
My friend Nick videotaped as we drove. We introducing ourselves and gave a little background. After a bit of searching we found the graveyard we were looking for. Our goal was to find Al Brady, this badass mobster guy who went around doing robberies and various assaults and murders. His gang escaped from some prison in Conneticunt and went off to Maine to hide. They were in Bangor. They bought a shit load of guns in various sporting stores for "hunting" but it was obvious they were up to shit, so the authorities were called in. A bunch of FBI agents set up, and they were ambushed in town. There was like a four-minute shoot out, and all of the Brady gang died except for one guy. There was a river of blood that oozed down Central Street from all the dead people. All the bodies were claimed except for Brady's, which now at an unmarked grave in a cemetery in town.
So we drove up to the graveyard only to find that it was locked. So we went around the fence, videotaping and taking pictures hoping to spot something. My friend Steve took pictures of "ghost orbs" several times. Apparently ghost orbs are ghosts who are in some weird transitional state and can't take a physical form, or some bullshit like that. I figured it was some sort of light being reflected but I didn't want to spoil his fun. My badass friend Jim who acts like he could be in the army, decides to jump the fence. As he jumps the fence, he falls, and we start laughing. He went around, taking pictures on his diposable, hoping to get something in the cemetery. Meanwhile, he has to dodge as cars drive by, hoping not to get caught breaking in. It wasn't long before someone pulled over at the site of us. This freaky guy comes out of a Civic. He looks to older then us by a year or two. He asks what's going on, and we tell him how we're making a documentary for college on ghosts. He keeps giving us weird looks, and has a fucked up smile. He was either on drugs, or had some kind of mental issue. I think it was a combination of the two. He asked if that was "all we were up to". One time he said something, and none of us made it out what he said, and it was a domino effect of "What?" 's. He probably thought we were gonna have a gay orgy or something at the cemetery. He said something about getting a good night's sleep, and "See you at homecoming". Apparently he thought we were in high school, even though we mentioned that we were in college. He did kinda give off the whole "I like to rape little boys vibe" because there was definitely something wrong with him. He must have been to high/stupid to realize we were all in our late teens. After that he drove off, and eventually Commando Jim came back. He said he might have seen a figure that looked like a scarecrow, but he wasn't sure if it was his imagination. We took a few more pics and videotape footage, and drove around. There was another cemetery right next to that one, without fencing. We walked around there for a bit, but then left. We drove back, and then talked about shit we supposedly saw, and feelings we had in certain spots. I didn't get jack shit, and I didn't think there were any ghosts around. We didn't even know where Al Brady's spot was, and the graveyard was locked anyways. We made plans to go Sunday. Well today is Sunday. I went over to their room around 4 like planned, but no one was there. I think the fuckers left without me. Oh well.
This is Al Brady, pumped full of bullets on Central street, lying dead.
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, goddamn I need some sleep:
"Conneticunt" HAHAHAHAHHAHA Sleep would rock, though.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-17 18:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post. I'm doing this only because the post being linked is hilarity.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47967