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How NOT to win a bullfight., my BPS entry (762 hits)

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Rating: 1.44 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sekeeth <sdsink.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-17 22:54:41 EDT

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I think it would be along the same line as the Monty Python skit "How not to be seen."

1) Have one of those silly little red flags. That way you can stand behind it and distort your posture.

2) Have people kick the shit out of the bull before you set foot in the arena.

3) DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BULL. See below.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-18 09:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that I was a rodeo clown for 24 years?
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AHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH! That's the most funny thing I've read all week.

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-18 06:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Even you, my darling wife, can accept that a 30" shard of bone entering your body would cause some minor discomfort...

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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes me sad. I wanted to see a picture of someone stabbing a bull. Did you know that I was a rodeo clown for 24 years? That's even longer than i've been alive man.

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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eh. That doesn't look too painful.

*ducks*

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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FACT: Bulls don't hate red... they hate you teasing them with that stupid cloth... Fact is, Bulls are color-blind.

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Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing better than seeing those demented animal killing fucks get raped in the ass by a big sharp horn!

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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/48744

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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-10-17 22:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...and the Matador's Cigar bled for days after this incident.

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