Denile (NSFW porn beastiality) (2285 hits)
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Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-18 06:54:26 EDT
So I had that dream again. The one about Mary jane and Peter Parker. This was about two days ago, it was weird that I would have the same dream twice. The progression of the dream was faster, but still with the same plot.
So this dream bothers me, and I've got nothing better to do on a saturday. So I get the genious idea to go to a comic book shop. Something I've NEVER done before, cause I'm not a dork like that. So I drive to a near by comic shop that I've NEVER heard of before, and I go in. The entire place is completely unfamiliar to me, because I've NEVER been there before. The guy at the counter looks at me "Hey, how's it going Heyzues."
"What? How do you know my name!? I've never been here before. You hear me? NEVER!"
He rolls his eyes "yea, whatever, ya poser."
Despite never being in this place before, I seem to know exactly where I'm going. I find my self in the spider man section. Holy shit! There are alot of fucking spider man comics. There is even one that revolves entirely around Mary Jane in her high school years. I thinks it's for teenage girls, so I buy the entire series, or volume, or chapter, or whatever. As I'm leaving the counter guy say "See ya next week." I have no idea what he's talking about.
So I go home and read the comics and there isn't a single gang bang seen. I was disappointed, to say the least. I shall return to this hell hole of geekdom, and I will read these pages of dorkhood until I find what I'm looking for.
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-31 06:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-18 10:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is pretty fucking bad.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-18 08:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for misspelling denial and cos i love ya
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-18 07:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read over it, and DAMN there are alot of mistakes. I'm sorry my fingers get numb from the cold, and the furious masturbation.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-18 06:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
By bestiality you mean involving Spiderman?
Nice one.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-18 06:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good use of bogus title!
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-18 06:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47940 Here's the link to the post about the dream.