George Bush is a monkey with fancy pantaloons (1176 hits)
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Submitted by john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-18 10:37:05 EDT
I recently read an article in the (Canadian) National Post ranting about "slow" drivers. This woman (who is actually an acredited journalist) was ranting about how much she hates "Joe Slow" on the highways. She says that people who drive THE SPEED LIMIT disrupt the flow of traffic, block on-ramps, and just generally make her precious little drive less conveniant. What I am alluding to is that people like this are selfish, obnoxious, butt fuckers that think the world literaly spins on its gravitational axis around their SUV, van, etc. This bitch is probably one of those people who just flies through traffic as fast as humanly possible, swerving in and out, and the poeple who are trying to keep the eb and flow of traffic have to overcompensate for this ice-queen who thinks her business is more important than everyone else. YES, i do in fact drive 100 k/m an hour, because my car is older, and, HEY! NEWS FLASH! One uses less GAS WHEN one GOES 100 km/hr than when you go 150 (thats 95 miles an hour for our american bretherin! Like I see those fuckers doing in vehicles that ALREADY guzzle gas. Then they'll drive up to the pumps and be like "OH MAN! 85 cents a litre! It's not fair!" Well FUCK YOU, for starters. Swerving in and out of traffic at dangerous speeds doesn't exactly conserve that black make-car-go juice now does it? And at these fucking speeds, you'll check your blind spot, go to move over, then go to, and there will be a Denali flying right by! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM!!?? OH YEA THEYVE BEEN RACING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 200! BUT OF COURSE! WHY THEY MUST HAVE A MEETING WITH SOME CONSULTANT OVER A MATTER MUCH MORE PRIVY THAN DYING BECAUSE YOU'RE AN INCONSIDERATE PENIS!
....I digress. Joe SLOW? How about Joe-SIts behind you at your speed for a while but then decides randomly that its too slow so he/she comes flying up and sits right on your bumper??! I hate that even more!!!! IT ENRAGES MEE!!! At least the assholes who drive too fast do it all the time. THese chameleons are so hit-or-miss you don't know what they're going to do.
Just another article by Johnny ACDC to prove there's no hope for these feeble race...
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:40:15 EDT (#)
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Though the punctuation and grammar made it nearly incomprehensible, I still found the rant quite amusing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:32:23 EDT (#)
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http://daemlich.net/2460 nurrrrrrr
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:09:26 (#)
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I apologize for any punctuation or spelling errors that deter you from reading the underlying issues. -Johnny
nice.
Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:09:26 EDT (#)
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I apologize for any punctuation or spelling errors that deter you from reading the underlying issues. -Johnny
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 10:48:46 (#)
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Punctuation, asshole. Try again.
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It's a better read than your last post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 10:48:46 EDT (#)
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Punctuation, asshole. Try again.