Gits and Shiggles (738 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.5 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <james_english_771.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-18 10:49:12 EDT
Bored? Want to have fun AND freak people out at the same time? Here's what you do:
You will need the following items/people:
1 car (MUST be a hatchback, the lower to the ground the better)
1 participant willing to be tied up and gagged
1 handheld camera and operator
1 camera mounted in the back window of said hatchback (hidden)
1 bottle of fake blood
1 roll of duct tape or,
15-20 feet of rope
The first step here would be to tie and gag the willing participant, if they are totally for it, use the duct tape. If not, use the rope. Secondly, place that tied up motherfucker in the back of the hatchback so as they will be facing outward when you open the trunk.
Next, you will want the camera and cameraman positioned somewhere downtown where they have a good shot of the intersection (make sure the lighting is good or it will all be for nothing).
The next step is the hardest as it requires either supreme driving skills or a shitload of luck. What you want to do is have the tied up guy placed in the back of the hatchback. Drive the hatchback around downtown until you are the first driver/car at a red light with someone behind you. This is where the fun comes into play. At the red light, turn the car off and 'pop' the trunk. Walk around back (looking REALLY pissed off) and throw the hatch open. Have the person who is tied up squirm around and muffle a few screams, the point is to draw attention to the pissed off guy looking in his trunk. Now, the driver of the hatchback should tell tied up guy to "shut the fuck up" or "I told you not to move" or something to that effect. Have pissed off driver throw a punch or two into tied up guys chest and or stomach. Capture the reaction of the surrounding drivers with the mounted camera and the cameraman on foot. If the driver of the hatchback can smoke his tires when the light turn green, all the better. The most important part of this is to make sure no one follows you and that no cops are around. Radio contact between the cameraman and the driver is recommended but not needed. If you can pull this off, anyone who sees the video of the drivers reactions will be amazed. Or call you a dork. You knowm whichever comes to mind first. Well "Jackass" was cool...
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Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Allright, fuck off. I missed that episode of Jackass. So what? I don't spend my life in front of the TV. But thanks. I willfully retract this item.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Fuckhead, here's a clue.
IT WAS THE EPISODE WHERE THEY TIE UP CHRIS PONTIOUS IN THE BACK OF CAR.
(duh)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or, watch jackass.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, they do it on Jackass all the time. The whole guy in the trunk thing.
Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
APPARENTLY, MY SLOW-WITTED FRIEND HAS INFORMED ME I RIPPED OFF THIS IDEA FROM JACKASS. COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE EPISODE AND I WILL HAPPILY RETRACT THIS SUBMISSION. THANK YOU.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey fuckface,
You are a plagarizing asshole. This idea was stolen verbatim from Jackass. You being a new user may think you just discovered Jackass, this makes you a fucking retard. Maybe if you can to a chat room of africans you tell them all about the "new" show you found.
Love,
Brendan
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-18 10:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow you copied an idea from Jackass and told us all about it. You are fucking clever, wow I am in fucking awe of you.
You are a fucking useless, cocksucking, fagtard. I hope you get jumped by a gang of migrant workers, raped and beaten until you admit to being the most unoriginal fuck EVER.