A Poem For Uber (631 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.29 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fenrir (View user info) at 2004-10-18 11:32:51 EDT
SHAL I R THE 2 A SUMARS DAY
THOU????? OMG WTF ART MORA LOV3LY AND MORA T3MP3RAET
ROUGH WINDS DO SHAEK DA DARLNG BUDS OF MAY
AND SUMARS LEAES HATH AL 2 SHORT A DAET
SOMATIEM 2 HOT TEH EYA OF H3AEVN SHIENS
AND OFTAN IS HIS GOLD COMPLEXION DIMED
AND 3VERY FARE FROM FARE SOMATIEM DECLIENS
BY CHANC3 OR NATURES CHANGNG COURSA UNTRIM3D
BUT THY 3TERNAL SUMER SHAL NOT FAED
NOR LOSE POSASION OF TAHT FARE THOU OWST
NOR SHAL D3ATH BRAG THOU WANDERST IN HIS SHAED
WH3N IN ETERNAL LIENS 2 TIEM THOU GROWST
SO LONG AS MAN CAN BRAATHE OR 3YES CAN SE
SO LONG LIEVS THIS AND THIS GIEVS LIEF 2 THE!111 OMG WTF
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-18 14:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's nothing i'd enjoy more than taking a hammer to your fingers.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-18 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry always sucks, but this sucks it dry.
Submitted by Fenrir (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only a -1 Loren? I'm disappointed.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-18 12:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
aol translator strikes again.
Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
R. Frost
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:51:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
And Summer's leaves hath all too short a date.
And often is his gold complexion dimmed
And every fare from fare sometime declines
By chance or nature's changing course untimed
But thy eternal summer shal not fade
Nor lose possession of that ???
Nor shall death brag though wanderest in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou growst
So long as man can breath or eyes can see
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
HAHAHA
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"OMG WTF ART MORA LOV3LY AND MORA T3MP3RAET"
Fuck you for making me laugh with that line.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Touching, beautiful, moving.
It warmed my very soul.
Thank you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-18 11:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will anyone actually read this?