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better kept secret (1078 hits)

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Labels: goodfiction

Rating: 1.97 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-10-18 22:17:48 EDT


Yes, I trust you.

No, wait, no I don't.

I don't.

I'm too insecure and sensitive to trust anyone, to be honest.

I see the guys that come to the club. I see the wanderlust in their eyes... they want to explore every body they see. Their hands want to travel down my back and rest on the curve of my ass. Their mouths want to explore my flesh. Their cocks want to...

I see it.

I see the men with rings on their fingers. They try to hide their left hands by keeping them tucked under their legs, or plunged into their pockets. I know they are married without seeing the rings. I only have to see the angry need in their eyes. Some of these men will cheat, others think they are already cheating by simply looking at me, others are happy in their self-centered indulgences.

Earlier today I shaved, and I have a bit of razor-burn. Nobody chooses to notice. My bra doesn't quite match my thong... one is white the other is off-white. I know my routine so well that I sometimes fear that it will seem too staged and asexual. Not that they'd notice.

"Hey... isn't that pole cold...?" The man who asks this gives me his version of a seductive wink. I lean in close, and tell him that I keep it warmed up quite well. He asks how much a lap dance is, and I tell him twenty, and arch away from him- continuing my dance.

After the song ends I make my way down from the small stage I had been on, and I approach Mr. Thinks-He-Is-Seductive.

I trail my fingers along the edge of his collar, "Would you like a dance?". He would, and I lead him into the darkened booth. He sits down, hands under him.

I lean into him and whisper. I tell him that he can touch me if he pays sixty. His hands immediatly fly to my ass.

I took that as a yes.

The song transitioned and I took my position. I gave him all I had, front- back- turn- arch- he got it. He got my nipple in his mouth. It's odd how something that can feel so good in one context feels so repulsive in another. I used the bars on either side of the booth to hoist myself up, one leg on either side of his head, pussy in his face. I swung down and gave him the rear view. I kept my eyelids heavy and my mouth pouty, I looked into his eyes, I fiegned interest in his crotch, and I bided my time until the song ended.

My sexuality has intoxicated him, that much is obvious. He started grabbing at his crotch, indecisive as to if he should try to flatten it down or encourage it.

He rolled his eyes and walked away from me, "Whore."

"Hey..." I followed him, and took hold of his wrist, "you forgot to pay..." I gave him my most demure smile and was rewarded with his most astout backhand.

This stuff happens on occassion- the bouncers swooped in and took him to the back, I pushed all the do-gooders away, and went to the dressing room to take care of my bloody nose. Fucking prick.

The bouncers did a good number on him, and when I got home I ended up having to hold the ice pack over his eye all night. Then he had the nerve to ask me why I hadn't told the bouncers that he was my boyfriend.

I picked out a bloody booger and wiped it on him, "that's why."

Fucking Prick.

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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-13 08:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess I have to load up on my singles....just in case I run into you

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-13 07:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear I rated this before... I swear it... alright I didn;t, but it was good enough for it to have left its mark on my memory, I don;t get why I never rated it. It was excellent.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-17 11:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-16 11:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

muy bueno

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite word is robots.

Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-10-20 00:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my friends is a stripper...er, dancer...er, whatever.
I went to see her dance when I was back in my home state a few months ago.
She's a really good dancer.

I think I would be depressed if that was my job...

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2004-10-19 13:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

me like

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-10-19 13:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very well done!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-10-19 12:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 12:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nothing better than seeing a stripper bouncer flip someone over.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-19 11:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UBERDOOBIE (user info) at 2004-10-19 11:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to be a pole.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duh needed to log in...

Submitted by hyprspacd <airdragon67.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-19 10:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:23:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

finally a good read.
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What he said.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't usually like anything too clever or well written but I'll make an exception in this case.

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent reading, nice twist... Hrmmm... I need a lap dance

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wicked

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-19 09:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great

Submitted by garyhal (user info) at 2004-10-19 09:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent post, I like it, must admit I didn't expect the ending.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-19 08:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Done.

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-10-19 07:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHA

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-19 07:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah, yes I know what wanderlust means.

Do you know what "a play on words" means?

Mmmkay.

Great.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 03:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This chick has great tits.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-10-19 03:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think wanderlust in that context made perfect sense. Good story.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-10-19 02:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-19 00:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for this wonderful attempt at pulling us all out of the rape gutter.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-19 00:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha. Yep but is that what wanderlust means? Isnt that the desire to travel?

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-19 00:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was awesome.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha

Submitted by ZenMachine (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kinda dumb actually.

Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good, but really scary somehow

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehe...you said booger.


Yeah, I'm glad to see one rose in this newly-fertilized garden of ubersite.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man oh man I cant spell.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

finally a good read.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-18 22:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.

Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!

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