Movies that changed my life : Steel (835 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.64 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Ultimate Male (View user info) at 2004-10-19 01:03:03 EDT
Not often in life do we get the chance to witness a cinematic masterpiece. Steel is one of those rare chances to see an incredible actor at the top of his game. For those of you who lack the knowledge out there, Steel is the kickasstastic story of how a giant black man named John Henry (No shit.) becomes a superhero in the ghetto by wearing a giant suit made of...well, Steel. Also included in this story are some stupid villains, a chick in a wheel chair and a guy who is doing his best Sanford and Son impression by owning a junkyard.
If I were to go on about how great this movie was, my keyboard would break because of the number of good thing I could say. Now, what's important to remember about this movie is that people in wheelchairs have incredible powers that most of us don't know about or rarely acknowledge. The next time you see someone in a wheelchair, be careful, if they're anything like 'Sparky' the chick from this movie who's on wheels, they know a ton of shit and could ruin yours in a matter of seconds with their supreme knowledge. The battle scene highlight being where Steel uses a giant magnet to take the guns out of his attackers hands, vintage Shaq. All in all, this movie is a kickassfestival of almost two hours that will succeed in giving you a hard on of joy and inspiration.
Things I learned from this movie...
Shaq is short for Shaquille
People in wheelchairs likely are smarter than you
Old black men always work in or around junkyards
All crooks are amazed by magnets and how they work
All crime that occurs in South Central occurs at night
The cops suck
If you wore a suit made of steel, you probaly wouldn't look half as cool as Shaq
User Reviews
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-29 22:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When I get the stupid idea to stay up all night, I watch all sorts of movies between 2 and 6. One time it was Steel, and I got all nostalgic.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
Welcome back, by the way.
Submitted by Vertigo (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-19 10:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-19 02:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this series.
Submitted by Adam2127 at 2004-10-19 02:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost -2ed you for making me remember this abomination of the cinema, but it was pretty damn funny.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i actually remember seeing that movie. no joke!!
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, you have accomplished on fucking with my head completely.
I don't know if you're really being sarcastic or if this movie is actually good...
God. Damn. You.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, you whore
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heroes don't come any bigger.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out for those old junkyard niggers! They'll stab ya!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-19 01:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool. I might have to rent it.