Uberpoll: The State of Hatred (916 hits)
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Submitted by Id (View user info) at 2004-10-19 14:40:57 EDT
With the upcoming elections inciting all manor of political thought and feeling, I can't help but notice a recurring trend: people have some very strong opinions towards individual states of our great union.
So, in an effort to promote interesting and mutually-beneficial (snicker) debate, I ask all of you out there in Uberworld: WHAT STATE DO YOU HATE, AND WHY?
Myself: Florida - thanks to an outdated electoral voting system, it easily recieves the most political attention of all the 50 states. Not to mention the people down there seem to be surprised when in an effort to avoid snow they run into hurricanes instead. Not to mention it's the home of Disney World. Fuck Disney.
PS - I encourage our Canadian friends to participate as well (as if they needed a reason to bash America anyway)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-12-12 15:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indiana, because when blowjobs are illegal, and a cop
comes to the party anf busts in on the bathroom....
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Depression (i hate that state)
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wyoming.
Nobody even says 'Wyoming' in a sentance anymore. I think it sunk or something.
Submitted by Magra (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAKKKKKK PPPPEEEeOOOOPPPPLLLEEEEE
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't hate states, just the BLACK PEOPLE who live in them.
Submitted by Banned_cigar (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn California.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I also hate alsaska, they're trying to be cooler than us. get it? cooler!??
Someone shoot me in the face :~(
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
states that i hate:
new york
rhode island
california
new mexico
arizona
everything else south of north carolia, north of florida, and east of texas
states i like:
maine
massachusetts
florida (only because it has miami in it, and i like cuban food and naked supermodels on south beach)
everything i'm indifferent
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate (state I live in)! Man (that state) sucks! Back when I lived in (state I used to live in) it was ten times better! A thousand! Anything is better than (state I live in).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, quakes looks fun!
oh, and drugs are too biètch!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everytime I read anything about the southern region of our nation I get pretty pissed off. From burning books to teaching creationism, I don't think they do anything right.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:54:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate California. Fucking bitches with their fucking 60 some electoral votes. Whiny pricks. They live directly on fault lines and in areas well known for fires, and then bitch when there are earthquakes and fires. Not to mention Hollywood and drug addictions. God, I hate them!
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Yeah, that's right. Blame 'drug addictions' on California. And if you're slamming Hollywood, I guess that means you watch no TV, never go to movies? Fuckhead.
The last time I felt a sizable quake (5 point something), I couldn't help myself. I yelled, "Yee-haw!" and rode it out. It was great. Anything under 5.0 is a sleep-through for me.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:48:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DonnieD (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:45:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
All of them. Fuck people who hate Canada. You have fucking issues.
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That sounded ironic to me.
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That sounded MORONIC to me
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like Iowa because it birthed PolyamorousAJ
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CA = California
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like Canada. And I'm not Canadian.
I hate California. Fucking bitches with their fucking 60 some electoral votes. Whiny pricks. They live directly on fault lines and in areas well known for fires, and then bitch when there are earthquakes and fires. Not to mention Hollywood and drug addictions. God, I hate them!
Submitted by Banned_Slapshot99 <Suck_my_Pendulous_Sweetbreads_> at 2004-10-19 15:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canada's only reason for exsistence is to protect good ole USA from future ICE AGES
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DonnieD (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:45:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
All of them. Fuck people who hate Canada. You have fucking issues.
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That sounded ironic to me.
Submitted by DonnieD (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All of them. Fuck people who hate Canada. You have fucking issues.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:02:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:52:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate mexico. Stupid tequila gets me in so much trouble.
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Get ready for slams against the American educational system. Jesus.
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Give him partial credit, after all it's only a matter of time.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I pretend Ontario is an american state? I fucking hate it.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alberta.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna have to go with whatever state dipshit homo losers like Fetish, Koolmang and professorfucktard live in.
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Koolmang is a Canadian. You couldn't tell?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate Florida. All my ebay customers from Florida are assholes!
I like Nevada, California, North Dakota, and Warshington state.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna have to go with whatever state dipshit homo losers like Fetish, Koolmang and professorfucktard live in.
Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely NJ. They suck my ass... and every rumor you hear about NJ is true
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Godammit Loren now I feel bad. I didn't aim for cars, just trees and other assorted rocks.
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:06:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
Hate is a strong word, but this post is weak and pointless.
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Firstly, I know.
Secondly, I'd argue that this will become a great educational tool in the study of regional and state relations within our country. Who knows, perhaps someone will even give an intelligent reply to this....or not....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New Jersey.
It smells and is populated by retards.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tennessee, because it's home to the Tennessee Volunteers, the biggest disgrace ever visited upon SEC football.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate the world equally and relentlessly.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
GodLovesALittleLovin -
"Idaho for having the balls to tell me that I can't throw bricks off of overpasses..."
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-- A neighbor of mine was killed about 3 months ago when a group of teenagers threw a rock from an overpass into her windsheild.
It was a terrible thing.
Hate is a strong word, but this post is weak and pointless.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:52:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate mexico. Stupid tequila gets me in so much trouble.
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Get ready for slams against the American educational system. Jesus.
Submitted by blame canada at 2004-10-19 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada is the worst state ever in the US
(canada is really just the 51st state, i'm glad they don't get to vote though)
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate mexico. Stupid tequila gets me in so much trouble.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate my own state of Michigan right now because it's so damn cold...but normally it's ok. :P
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Idaho for having the balls to tell me that I can't throw bricks off of overpasses. See if I'll ever eat another godamn potato.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I live in Texas, and yeah .. it sucks. No flame here.
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:45:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Texas.
I mean do I need to explain this?
(actually the first Texan who flames me will prove this point)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Texas.
I mean do I need to explain this?
(actually the first Texan who flames me will prove this point)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS - I encourage our Canadian friends to participate as well (as if they needed a reason to bash America anyway)
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Get ready for a bunch of "All of them!" replies.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 14:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Arkansas. I just can't seem to get its head out of the shitter.