Love is a Bitch (1697 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.07 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-10-19 15:33:12 EDT
Love is a bitch.
I had a lot of bad relationships. Some bad and others were extraordinarily bad. I was used abused and hurt many times. I got to the point where I no longer wanted any type of relationship. Meaningless sex was all I really wanted; just someone to get me off and me to move on.
I figured that I would never be with anyone again and quite frankly I didn't want to.
Then one day at Dan's house I met someone at the first Ubercon who just totally made everything I thought about relationships and destroyed them.
I was finally happy. I had everything going good for me. Although at the time she didn't even know I was falling hard for her I was. We talked ever day for hours and eventually she found out everything and we still talked forever.
Finally, a little Uber get together at Dan's house went down. I went over to Dan's on Friday and she was there. It was like seeing an angel; it was a breath of fresh air. We spent the weekend together. I got kicked out of my house threatened by my brother and my father just so I could be with her.
We were together the whole weekend. We kissed for the first time listening to "I just died in your arms tonight" by The Cutting Crew. We made love that night and the next. It was like a scene out of a romance novel.
She finally left and when she left and she took a piece of me with her.
We talked everyday after she left anytime we had a spare minute.
But soon the calls became less lengthy and less frequent. Eventually I was catching on to the hint she was sending.
It only took a few weeks for our breakup to be complete.
I loved her before I love her now.
So if the person I am writing this about happens to read this. I love you and I wish the best to you.
Love is a bitch. As soon as you give up on it you get tagged again by Cupid's "One shot one kill" method.
User Reviews
Submitted by NSFW (user info) at 2005-01-09 04:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so you had a couple sequential one night stands and you're upset because it didn't work out.... yeah...
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-09 03:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Summary: "NOBODY'S BEEN HURT BUT ME!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-06 06:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the ghey?
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love everyone on uber.
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I retract my earlier statement and call you a blubbering pussy. Seriously, outside of maybe a few people on this site, do you think anyone gives a crap about your teenage dramas?
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-10-30 01:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was about to write a long winded and insulting review, but I realised that whining doesn't eserve that much of my time. so here's your 0 because you didn't become a complete blubbering pussy in a blubbering pussy post, be glad.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are such a fucking little bitch.
I;m backing Val the fuck up because she's a friend and your simply a douche.
Submitted by BridgetJones (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'Twas a bit faggy, but cheer up :) I'm sure there's lots of other uberusers who'd let you touch their boobies.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:29:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember me? I've been banned a few times, but I have to leave my mark because Bart simply won't apologize, and I'm not giving up to a lanky man.
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...fat fuck
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-10-30 00:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading the reviews I have come to a conclusion:
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We were together the whole weekend. We kissed for the first time listening to "I just died in your arms tonight" by The Cutting Crew. We made love that night and the next. It was like a scene out of a romance novel.
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yes, a romance novel. HA!
more like homemade porn.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberstrip (4:30:42 PM): munkeypants1 (2:36:03 PM): i got a new porn this weekend
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shenanigans... fuck you.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me tell you what happened in your situation, my sad little friend. Val realized she didn't want to be with someone who lived a long ways away from her. She realized hot guys are easily available at her local college, and they want to do things. She wants to go to parties, get drunk, have fun, and not be stuck on the phone talking with some angsty 18 year old, listening to how much he "loves her".
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Actually I don't have time for a relationship because I'm working and going to school full time. Any spare time I have is spent drinking at home studying or at the library researching papers. Any spare time after that is spent babysitting my grandfather because my grandmother can't afford his hospital bills and had to go back to work.
So between my bazillion hours of class and post-class, working at a group home where I'm constantly getting shit on or punched in the face by kids with behavioral disorders, spending a few hours a day feeding my grandpa oatmeal and waiting on tables filled with mindless droids who complain about their toast not being goddamn crunchy enough, I'm kind of tired at the end of the day. Not that I have to explain myself to anyone here, but still. I've spent 20 minutes on Uber and that's about the most spare time I've had in weeks.
And now seeing Dave's obvious true colors, I know I made the right decision.
I'm going to go finish my homework now. Because I'm a goddamn nerd.
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-10-23 21:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"We kissed for the first time listening to "I just died in your arms tonight" by The Cutting Crew."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahah
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-10-23 14:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, this kid's a douchebag. And not even because he's a pussy, but because he decided to post some flagrantly personal shit about someone else who is a regular on this site without talking to her about it. Grow the fuck up.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that was harsh.
No, let me spell it out for you because similar things (albeit not girls I have met over the internet) have happened to me.
You meet a girl under the age of 21. Twenty one is when girls start becoming more interested in relationships, but to be on the safe side, you should probably wait until they're 26 or 27. Or maybe 45.
You bang this smoking hot 18, 19, or 20 year old. It's great. There are sparks everywhere.
NOW.
Let me tell you what happened in your situation, my sad little friend. Val realized she didn't want to be with someone who lived a long ways away from her. She realized hot guys are easily available at her local college, and they want to do things. She wants to go to parties, get drunk, have fun, and not be stuck on the phone talking with some angsty 18 year old, listening to how much he "loves her".
When the only thing you have to offer someone is unconditional devotion, you aren't offering a whole lot.
Take it for what you will.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sigh.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
George is a self proclaimed metrosexual with perfectly manicured woman hands.
He also wears girdles.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and fuck you for airing personal shit on here, asshole. You should know better.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I talk shit about Val?
She's like.....got man hands and stuff....
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the best thing about you Herpes is your one of those internet assholes that will talk shit online but in real life you know id kick your ass for talking about someone i love. act your age. pork a fatty. do what you do just grow up.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So it's sloppy?
Release some more details please.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:30:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
If by "yourself" you mean "Val", and if by "die" you mean "have a great time doing it"...
Then +2 for you!
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well, pal if you ever get the chance just remember your hitting sloppy seconds from an 18 year old that called you AIDS which made you spazm, leave and have sex with that fat guy you brought to Ubercon.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah it was also the largest frieghter/passenger ship ever built.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If by "yourself" you mean "Val", and if by "die" you mean "have a great time doing it"...
Then +2 for you!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, dude.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You dumbass, an iceburg sunk the titanic
On a side note, sorry to hear about all that
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
herpes fuck yourself and die
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That doesn't mean I don't want to see her titties.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am a sappy 18 year old bastard
and val is a 19 year old with enough emotional baggage to sink the titanic
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val should send me pictures of her titties.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for me being a tightass. I just reread the last response I made and it sounds much harsher than I meant it to be.
I will try and soften it up a little.
Rainbows. Puppies. Cupcakes. Flying Squirrels. Flowers. Sunshine. Leprechauns.
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On a side note, I would also like to mention that I hit a seagull yesterday. It was at 5 in the morning, I was on my way to work, and the bastard was just WALKING IN MY LANE. And I saw him right before the collision. There was fear in his eyes. And then I ran him over. He was all up in my grill. Literally.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
Number 1, I really wish other people wouldn't respond pretending to be me. But I know this is Uber and that's what happens so I won't complain. For the record however, I'm not happy about it.
Number 2, I am working 55 hours a week and going to school full time. Kinda busy.
Number 3, I don't really think certain things are everybody's business. But that's just me.
I'm sorry I've been so distant lately. I've been a shitty friend to everyone. I'm just so fucking busy and tired. I don't really have time for anything but work and school. I'll be calling you all though, just when shit calms down.
And Dave, this post shows your age. Sorry, but it's true. I just LOVE having 5 minutes to spare, going on to Uber, and seeing this shit. Let me tell you, it just makes my day. No really. It's great.
I'm going to go pop some Xanex and go to class. I'll be calling all attendees of Valbercon soon! Love you guys!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-21 18:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get on AIM, bro.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-21 18:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
best sex i ever had!!!!!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long
All of us knowing, love is a battlefield
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Love is like Oxygen.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this isnt shitfuck dumbass
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.. I missed this.
I love you, shitfuck!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-20 09:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah we did talk on the phone....so she could brake up with me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She just kinda disappeared. I got a text message from her a while back when Ricky had my phone, but I got no answer when I replied (a day after she sent it.)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumb Bitchez: you're somethin else...
Uberstrip: why baby
Dumb Bitchez: because you make me want to hug you and squeeze you and give you a hot tounge enema
Uberstrip: Im crying
Dumb Bitchez: because you've been waiting for years to hear me say those three magical words?
Dumb Bitchez: Hot Tounge Enema
Uberstrip: I want to fuck Wiki so bad my cock hurts
Dumb Bitchez: what's she look like?
Dumb Bitchez: I have never even seen a clothed picture of her
Uberstrip: FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!
Uberstrip: GREATEST ASS ON EARTH!!!!!!!!
Dumb Bitchez: show me pic
Dumb Bitchez: I'm telling wiki you called her ugly if you don't send me her picture right away
Uberstrip: I seriously don't have it here
Uberstrip: but i wouldn't send it anyway
Dumb Bitchez: find a link to one
Uberstrip: cuz you'd pull your cock off jerking to it
Dumb Bitchez: so?
Dumb Bitchez: I'd think of you the whole time
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She hasn't called anyone, bro. Not even me or Creep.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OK...who fucked who and lived to tell about it?
I demand details.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumb Bitchez: oh ok
Uberstrip: he also said he licked your nuts when you were passed out drunk one night but not to tell you
Uberstrip: oopps
Dumb Bitchez: I was awake, I was fake sleeping
Dumb Bitchez: Bart sucked my balls and licked my taint, and I liked it.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 17:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberstrip: it comes form the cocaine abuse and constant drinking
Dumb Bitchez: not take, say
Uberstrip: oh yeah, I never say shit
Uberstrip: hey does Filthy have AIM?
Dumb Bitchez: couldn't tell ya..
Dumb Bitchez: but I'd like to cyber with her
Dumb Bitchez: and get her all wet and then dial her up on the phone and tell her to shove that phone in her pussy
Uberstrip: yeah I fucked her
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:48:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Badlands -
"Uber-lovin'...havin' a blaaast.
Uber-lovin'...happened so faaaaasst. "
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
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I see you've gotten over your painful pap-smears, young lady. I sure as Hell would've loved to watch them be performed ;)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Badlands -
"Uber-lovin'...havin' a blaaast.
Uber-lovin'...happened so faaaaasst. "
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumb Bitchez (4:34:32 PM): liars don't get double penetrated by me and your dad
Dumb Bitchez (4:34:43 PM): My mom is dead you prick
Uberstrip (4:34:46 PM): so the sex change was a success?
Dumb Bitchez (4:35:10 PM): yes... She tells me that she's fucking you in the ass for a change
Uberstrip (4:35:22): that was your mom?
Uberstrip (4:35:36): tell her to take it easy next time. she ripped my colon and the doctors are getting suspicious.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberstrip: too bad I got a nine inch cock swingin between my legs
Uberstrip: ask your mom
Dumb Bitchez: too bad it's your dad's preparing to fuck you in the ass
Uberstrip: my dad's dead you prick
Dumb Bitchez: now get off his lap
Dumb Bitchez: hahahahaha
Uberstrip: fuckface
Dumb Bitchez: dude, that's my line
Uberstrip: that's not funny jose
Dumb Bitchez: yeah it is
Dumb Bitchez: don't even try to fucking lie
Uberstrip: no, your line is--hey my mom farted and I want to shove my noser in her ass to enjoy the freshness of it
Dumb Bitchez: liars don't get double penetrated by me and your dad
Dumb Bitchez: My mom is dead you prick
Uberstrip: so the sex change was a success?
Dumb Bitchez: Yeah but I really miss the way my dad would slobber all over my cock before sucking it and sinking it into his asshole.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberstrip (4:30:42 PM): munkeypants1 (2:36:03 PM): i got a new porn this weekend
munkeypants1 (2:36:08 PM): i barely left the house
munkeypants1 (2:36:15 PM): total gand bangin
munkeypants1 (2:36:18 PM): gang*
Uberstrip (2:36:21 PM): that's hot
munkeypants1 (2:36:34 PM): i need new batteries
Uberstrip (2:36:53 PM): you need my fat cock sinking into your ass
munkeypants1 (2:36:55 PM): it's called fuckholes
Uberstrip (2:36:59 PM): classy!
munkeypants1 (2:37:12 PM): i specially like the double penetration
munkeypants1 (2:37:15 PM): that looks fun
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember me? I've been banned a few times, but I have to leave my mark because Bart simply won't apologize, and I'm not giving up to a lanky man.
Because of a few shenanigans me, Degreeless, and Spiral created, a few users have left, the important thing isn't whether they'll come back or not, but the fact they admitted defeat. We win, you lose...
...and I win again, because you've softened up, you hateful bastard. I'm glad you're Donitsu's brother because it gives me ever more reason to hate you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dumb Bitchez: i could do your mom in like 9 seconds
Uberstrip: that's real sweet of you
Dumb Bitchez: I try
Uberstrip: I hear your Dad has a gaping cunt
Uberstrip: I hate that shit
Dumb Bitchez: I hear I'd like to dive up in it
Uberstrip: you could fist her with a dumptruck
Dumb Bitchez: sweet
Dumb Bitchez: I'd hit it
Uberstrip: its romantic aint it
Dumb Bitchez: I'd have to bag it... but I'd hit it
Uberstrip: we should spam that post so it goes most heated
Dumb Bitchez: yeahhhh
Uberstrip: or I could just shove my cock in your ear
Dumb Bitchez: I replied again
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't help myself.
She was begging for the cock, pleading with me to fuck her just once before I left. I didn't mind that she called me Little Dan, but I seriously thought she loved me.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's really me, and the chick was Dan's wife.
I have to let it all out in the open now.
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i saw it all from my clever hiding place in the garden
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber-lovin'...havin' a blaaast.
Uber-lovin'...happened so faaaaasst.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's really me, and the chick was Dan's wife.
I have to let it all out in the open now.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are creepy. Gosh, I can't believe I let you stick it in me (twice).
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Jesus fucking christ, listen to the mouth on this girl--stick it in me?
STICK IT IN ME!!!!!!!!
AHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAAA.
Val, I love you. Toxic, tell the truth to Val, you banged a chick right after her anyway and came up her nose.
Fucking forget about the highschool blowjobs dudes--drop your panties and let's all FUCK!!!!!!!!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh boy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-19 16:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47024
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:55:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Masturbation is not a "relationship" you freak.
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GOLD!
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-19 16:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok kids, someone who knows wtf is going on here, spill.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!
Pussy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh-oh. This is going to end in tears.
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Masturbation is not a "relationship" you freak.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. This takes balls.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are creepy. Gosh, I can't believe I let you stick it in me (twice).
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
e-mail me
munkeypants.at.hotmail.com
do it NOW
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-19 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it was method wasn't it?
or Fetish?
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-19 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forget about love, it's all about the mad-man humpins'. Shlongy likes it when I slap him around and pull his hair. Go figure.