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Tribute to Gibberish (916 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.46 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Burn (View user info) at 2004-10-19 17:59:58 EDT


Now I know it isnt MS Paint, but I dont have the powers to create this in paint. I have used Paint Shop Pro, simply because I could vary the brushes opacity, density, softness and all that shit, I used a completely soft brush, and used a bit of smuge to get everything nice. Its taken about 8 hours from my life.

I call this: 'Tree of Pain'

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-11 06:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Loren, don't be a bitch.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-11 05:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:51:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Burn,

How much do you want to bet, that if this photo was pulled from the Internet - I can find it?

You had better hope it wasn't.*

Don't mess with a 15-year photoshop veteran.


*I will accept hush money.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________

So far, everything this broad has ever said has pissed me off. Holy crap. What a bizzlesnatch.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-20 08:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt and say that this is mag-fucking-nificant. Of course, if I find out that this is just an altered photo, I'll come back and give this a 0, to knock it all the way down to +1.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-10-20 03:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I work on photoshop quite a lot. Here is something else I have done, Which took me about 3 months on and off, but then again, it needed a lot more precision. http://www.ubersite.com/m/39947

And yes I did spend about 8 hours on this. My hand still aches.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-19 23:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bullshit. This is just an altered photograph.

Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Loren: To me, it's only trivial if it ws a shopped photo. It still gave me a genuine reaction. I trust your instincts, but just like with Gibberish, I can give Burns the same benefit of the doubt. I know it was at least based from something.

If it wasn't we would have surely seen more evidence of Burns's artistic skills in other posts by now. Just because it might not be artistic genius, which is what it would be if it was done completely from nothing, it still is really cool to look at.

I personally am not objecting as long as he keeps them coming. I'll trade his high rating for a few moments of my own personal lack of skepticism and resultant bliss.

And besides, I don't really don't care either way.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-19 21:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats fucking amazing

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey Burn,

How much do you want to bet, that if this photo was pulled from the Internet - I can find it?

You had better hope it wasn't.*

Don't mess with a 15-year photoshop veteran.


*I will accept hush money.

Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You should have called it the "Tree of Woe" and then it would have a cool Conan allusion.

+1

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I call this:

A smudged photograph.

Way to go.

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty awesome. It almost looks like it was actually painted.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll believe you when you say this is yours.

I honestly think I would look at this for five minutes if it hung in a museum. It really grabs my attention.

Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's with the negative reviews?

I love the contrast of the tree against the sky. Great work.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Totally awesome!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-10-19 19:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Christ, that's really good, and I hate most shit like this.

Looks like it was done by an impressionist a hundred years ago.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-10-19 19:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty damn nice. Better than what I could ever have the patience for.

Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm gonna laugh when that fuck comes back and tells you all he was fucking with you.

It'll happen

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, but where is the cat?

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the feedback :) I wasn't entirely sure the look would go down well or not, I will look forward to making another sometime soon :)

Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another. You deserve it.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Really good, took fucking ages because i only have dial-up!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking beautiful, dude! Please keep it up. Don't listen to the assholes. This reminds me of something ancient...something I've forgotten along the way that I once knew so well.

Simply beautiful. How would you like to do an album cover?

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-19 18:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I cut the tree down to make way for a hillside condominium. There is now a strip mall in the background of an updated photograph I will have to scan and post.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome dude.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice. Name is a bit ghey but nice all the same.

Do you have a copy of that tree unsmudged? If so could you send it to. these_bloody_handz.at.hotmail.com cheers mate.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the world is turning into crystals, whoaaaaaaaaaaa!
okay, I'm a dumbass

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Here's my tribute.

Imagine, if you will, an MS Paint artist's rendering of me, giving you and Gibberish the finger.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pwetty.

Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

more like my 7 seconds of pain, viewing that crap and writing this response.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-19 18:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty neat, but all the wavy is giving me a headache.


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