A story for Lojope! (1536 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.71 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-19 20:13:03 EDT
A long day's work behind her, Lojope had made the commute home and now stood in front of the door to her modest dwelling.
She fumbled around her pocket for the key, letting out a deep yawn.
She could hear noise coming from behind her door.
She snatched her key and threw open her door. The noise was coming from her television.
Creeping into the next room, she saw a man lying on her couch.
"Who the fuck are you?!"
The man got up slowly and turned towards her.
"Sampson, bitch."
Lojo screamed and ran out of the room. Sampson picked up his video camera. He gave a wry chuckle and began to chase Lojope all the way to her bedroom.
She had locked the door, but Sampson didn't care. He kicked her door in. She was cowering next to her bed, shaking violently.
Sampson kicked her in the mouth. He bent over and grabbed her by the neck, pulling her up to his eye level.
She tried to choke out sobs, but he squeezed tighter. She blacked out.
***
She awoke half an hour later, achy and sore. Sampson had tied her down to a chair in front of her TV. She was gagged. She looked towards him and gave a muffled shout.
He laughed.
"Maybe now you'll think twice about whoring out the fact that you got raped to the entire fucking world, via the internet."
With that, he turned on the television.
It was a video of Sampson's pet gorilla raping Lojope as she was passed out on her bed.
Sampson set the video tape to repeat and left Lojo tied to her chair.
He hopped on his gorilla's back and rode off into the sunset.
User Reviews
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-10-29 01:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:55:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like this I wish there was a -2^4000 rating.
Or it tempts me to hack Ubersite and start murdering these crappy posts.
wouldnt -2^4000 be a really really positive number? so your saying this post was absolutely awesome? and yet you gave it the least score you could. something doesnt add up
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-24 20:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
I like lojo but this was funny. Just replace her name with Paris Hilton and it's fucking gold.
anyway i think this summarises my thoughts
i apologise seriously to lojope for +2ing this as i do think its out of hand
but stick someone elses name in there and its funny as hell, that dumb slut paris hilton is a good example
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-27 15:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant! Fucking Awesome I say!
in third grade sorta way!
I still loved it!
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On a side note... This comment made me laugh...
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:18:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Twatwaffle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Argentina they use specially trained dogs for this sort of thing.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a positive rating from me because I am sick of that chick too.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-24 20:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like lojo but this was funny. Just replace her name with Paris Hilton and it's fucking gold.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-10-24 20:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for joking about rape
-2 for a shitty post
+1 for "He hopped on his gorilla's back and rode off into the sunset."
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-21 18:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PeteyD4: It tells me that I own your face.
Submitted by PeteyD4 (user info) at 2004-10-21 06:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a big fan of Lojopes rape stories, but haven't you noticed the only people who appreciate this shitty story are the people that have been banned? What does that tell you? I'd say you shut the fuck up personally.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 05:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-21 05:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A fair point.
If we don't bite, you've got no one to play with.
Hmm, food for thought.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-20 21:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
William Q Percy: It has nothing to do with the size of a gorilla dick. It has to do with the degradation associated with being raped by a gorilla.. but I appreciate your expansive knowledge of gorilla erections.
Submitted by BRA-FUCKING-O at 2004-10-20 19:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not like lojope, so Bravo! on this. She is ugly and she is a poseur lesbian/whore/emo twat. Lojope is the female version of a closet fag who sucks on cocks secretly at the local peep show all because he's ugly and his little pee pee isn't enough to satisfy any woman. Awwwww...
Stock up on douche, lojope! You're gonna need it!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gorillas have smaller erections than the average human man.... retard.
In other words, it would be heaven to be raped by a gorilla in comparison to the average guy.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What is up with all this Lojo hate?
Remember, one people, one love. We need to start spreading love not hate.
That is the reason I will NOT -2 this post
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's times like this I wish there was a -2^4000 rating.
Or it tempts me to hack Ubersite and start murdering these crappy posts.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-20 19:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The gorilla is actually JMG114, right? ;)
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sampson didn't even kill anything... im disappointed in him...
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-20 18:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ram Jet Max: Lojope probably won't respond. She's probably read it though.
Ashlee: You're a dumb slut.
Stin: good. I win.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet Lojope won't even respond to this post.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, I knew you couldn't be a normal human being for even half a second.
And excuse me, I read the review wrong. It happens to the best of us. This post still blows.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-20 08:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fucking fuck is this fucking shit all in fucking aid of?
Will you never fucking grow up and just FUCK OFF?
Yes, you've FUCKING PISSED ME OFF.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-20 05:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A long day's work behind her, Lojope had made the commute home and now stood in front of the door to her modest dwelling.
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I stopped reading there. Lojope doesn't work.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-10-20 05:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not for the post so much as Ashlee's contribution...wow.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-10-20 01:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, this rape shit is being beaten to death. I expected better from you. I am not angry, just disappointed.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-10-19 23:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sick fuck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-19 23:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
captivating
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-19 22:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-19 22:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:52:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Asshlee; How do YOU type with no brains?
That's another of life's mysteries.
MOTHERFUCKING PWNED! All Ashlee's brains are belong to us.
Submitted by untitled_user2 (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
admit it assholes, you'd love this post if it had nothing to do with anyone on this site. you're just pissed because you wanna do lojope (is that right? jolope? fuck it.) because you've never seen pussy that wasn't your mom's or wasn't on a computer screen. no, you sisters doesn't count either. STFU bitches!
Submitted by banned_degreeless (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+.1 for each ball it took to post this.
Submitted by ciggy (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are much too kind.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bleh.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tastless.
Submitted by uncanny (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dino (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid Fuck
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Timmah: I don't whore out Sampson. I merely use him as the main character in most of my stories.
So... you're wrong. Oh well.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Who the fuck are you?!"
The man got up slowly and turned towards her.
"Sampson, bitch."
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Genius. However, these are becoming more of a whore than lojo actually using her rape for a post topic. The irony of it is beautiful.
So still a -2 for you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-19 21:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so over the top that I laughed.
Submitted by Banned_cigar (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asshlee; How do YOU type with no brains?
That's another of life's mysteries.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ashlee, you can take it however you like. That does not, however, negate the fact that you're a fucktard.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Swing, swing, swing, Ashlee.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment, douchebag.
Submitted by Ted at 2004-10-19 20:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Ashlee, you are a Class A dumbass.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:23:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
She may be an idiot, but you, and the five penises with arms who laughed, are fucking retards.
If they have no arms, how do they type? Not an attack, just curious.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I settled on a nice, round zero.
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banned, maybe. This post actually had substance, so I dunno...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can everyone say "banned?"
All together now!...
Submitted by banned_degreeless (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A story for the ages.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She may be an idiot, but you, and the five penises with arms who laughed, are fucking retards.
Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grand
Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banned_cigar (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
It will take me 10-20 minutes to get the coffee off my keyboard. I spurted and spewed like slappy after his first blowjob. "I wont cum in your mouth, I promise"...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Twatwaffle.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't execute the mentally handicapped.
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm. A lesson ought to be learned here.
Submitted by Banned_Spiral (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Submitted by Poster_Boy_KoolMang (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was choking with laughter as I read the title of this post, as I waited for it to open, and when I read it, this made me nearly die (unfortunately, I lived):
"He hopped on his gorilla's back and rode off into the sunset."
You've got guts. I may have minorly joked about the subject she whores on this site, but you are truly a pioneer in cruelty and humour.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in for a whole lotta pain.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dick
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-19 20:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
very good