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I won the world heavyweight boxing championship and all I got was this grilling machine (547 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

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Submitted by digsy (View user info) at 2004-10-19 21:59:34 EDT

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Discuss.

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Submitted by Goulash (user info) at 2004-10-20 05:57:42 EDT (#)
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You know what would have been better than writing nothing?

ANYTHING

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-20 00:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Life must be hard when you can punch someone across the pacific.
I want to kiss that head.

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This could've been good.

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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-10-19 22:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there is something mildly sinister about that face. Silence of the lamb chops anyone?

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Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.

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