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Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-20 07:03:28 EDT


I was driving to work this morning and I drove by a car that had wrapped it self around a telephone pole. I was going around eighty MPH, so by the time I had realized what I had seen, I was too lazy to turn around and check on the occupant of the vehicle. It didn't look too bad. I hope no one dies or I'm going to feel like shit. It was four AM so I was probably the only car to pass for like ten minutes.

I had that damn spider man dream again.

Yesterday around five PM I was at my house alone, in the basement weight lifting. I was almost done, at the time I was doing a behind neck press with my eyes closed, low weight high rep. I open my eye's and there in front of me is this girl I'm freinds with that's never been to my house before. She had looked me up on reverse number look up, found my house, and because the doors weren't locked, just decided to waltz right in. So I'm standing there with the weight resting on my shoulders, and she's just looking at me, and I'm thinking I must look pretty buff right now, and she says "You stink like ass." she comments on the music I'm listening to on my computer, Evanesence, she thinks it's weird for weight lifting, then my Static X playlist comes on. She says shes going up to my room to wait. I say no because my room smells funny ever since I got that damn turtle from my sister. She just wanted to pop in and say HI. Tenacious Bitch. The entire situation was just weird.

I was talking to this guy at work yesterday, and he seems cool, then out of the blue he starts talking about his church and shit. I tell him that he shouldn't play russian rullet with his soul and that eternity is a long time to spend in hell just because you randomly choose the wrong religion based on faith. He doesn't talk to me any more.

I was in the comic book shop again looking for more stuff pertaining to my dream. The counter guy was there talking to some hot ass chick with a baby in her arms. Then when their done talking he leans across the counter and kisses the chick and says "See ya honey." I'm like, whoa, comic book guy is the man. It gave me alot of hope. Losers need lovin too.

God is God he doesn't have to be a nice guy, and for all we know he isn't.

I'm sorry for the spelling errors, but my fingers are cold. I'm writing this in between random job related tasks that involve being out in the bitter cold.



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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-15 17:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

somehow you made banality interesting

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-02 07:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG another post of mine that I never reviewed.

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"God is God he doesn't have to be a nice guy, and for all we know he isn't."

just for this. good thought

Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-10-20 08:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


no, fuck you

Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-20 08:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think it was worth reading..... *ponders*

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-20 07:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Didn't finish it.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-20 07:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Random indeed.


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