UberCon 2005 Las Vegas - It's coming (6130 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-20 08:32:25 EDT
Throw a couple pairs of boxers, lots of cash and a box of condoms into a bag and book your flight. It's time for UberCon 2005 Las Vegas: The Downfall of Modern Society.
You thought UberCon Atlantic City or PseudoBoston were great? Well, get your strap-ons ready to go, because you ain't seen (or felt) nothin' yet. There will be more gambling, more drunken debauchery, and more skin (because it won't be 45 degrees outside). Just think, you might even get to see Loren in a bikini and she likes a man who takes charge so go ahead and spank that ass.
So here is the plan. Bart, Jared, Loren, Rizzo and I have settled on March 11-13 for the bash. That is check in on Friday, March 11 and check out on Sunday March 13. Of course we are welcome to come early or stay late as well. Come March most of us will be sick of the dreary winter and be ready for the break. The NCAA basketball tournament starts March 17 and we didn't want to have to deal with the crowds and possible prices so that is why we chose the time we did. If you have a serious conflict go ahead and bitch but it probably isn't changing.
Now we have to figure out the logistics. Where in the hell are we going to crash? For those of you not familiar with LV, there are 3 main areas were we can group: The Strip, Freemont Street and Everywhere Else. Freemont Street is a smaller casino strip North of the main one, older and in my opinion not as good. If we stayed there we would have to take taxis/buses to and from the strip to go to the major casinos. The same goes for Everywhere Else. In the attachment below is a map of The Strip with Hotels and prices I obtained off the web yesterday. Those are the average daily hotel room rates. The Plaza and Golden Nugget on Freemont were $175.
We need to decide what we want in a hotel, what price range, etc. Let's break it up into Three groups: Less than $200, $200-$250 and $250+ If you plan on going, what range is acceptable. Keep in mind that we are going to be shacking up together (bring your anal chastity belts if needed - I've got mine ready to go) so divide the room rate by two and that would be your hotel cost for two nights if we stayed 4/room.
Here are some hotel websites:
http://www.ballyslv.com
http://www.flamingolv.com
http://www.luxor.com
http://www.mgmgrand.com
http://www.tropicanalv.com
http://www.aladdincasino.com
Ugh, look the rest up yourself.
My advice: If you guys want to stay at a place where we can just camp out - great nightclubs, good food, nice casino, etc. then we should stay at something in the $250+ price range. If you are concerned about money and are willing to walk a lot then I would suggest something like Bally's. It would save you about $15/person/night over other places but I don't know if you would want to hang out there a lot. The good thing about Bally's is that their rooms are large compared to other hotels in the same price range (less than $225) and they are centrally located, which is why I would recommend it. After the AC trip, Loren and I can confidently say that larger is better.
I did call and check on group rates and even if we had a group, which is 10+ rooms, we wouldn't save much if any off of the internet prices. Once we decide on a hotel someone will try and negotiate a price for the group and hopefully get it so that we are all housed in the same area.
Disclaimers:
1. You can't drink or gamble in Las Vegas if you are not 21 years old. You'd find it next to impossible to even reserve a hotel room if you aren't of age. We don't want to get booked for delinquency of a minor so if you won't be 21 by 3/11/05 don't plan on coming. We may get booked for other things (see picture by Loren below. Shameless Loren plug: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=500 ) but that is all fine as long as you have a bail buddy arranged ahead of time. Sorry for those of you who this knocks out. There will be plenty more to come so don't get your panties up in a bunch.
2. No freeloading. Bring plenty of cash or an ATM card with some money in the account. No one is going to be footing someone else's bill.
3. Bart's yo' daddy. He will be the final decision maker in all matters.
4. No Bitching. If the accommodations or dinner choice aren't up to your particular tastes, deal with it. We're going to have a good time no matter what so just chill out, have a drink, smoke something. Do whatever you need to do, just have fun.
This will be happening whether or not you decide to come. If you don't want to miss out, start saving up. Reply and let me know whether you are interested. If you are a definite, let me know as well. If you have any useful hotel advice, and I stress useful, reply with that as well.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:54:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:50:10 EST (#)
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i also miss vegas
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-14 18:47:36 EST (#)
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This is over and it makes me so sad!!!
You all rule so hard.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-26 18:25:26 EDT (#)
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D street?! fuck that, I live off of Saraha and Durango, by Summerlin/The Lakes, the WESTSIIIIIIDE!!!11!
wish I could play video poker all day... that'd be sweet
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:18:18 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Vegas is awesome. No question about it... Do you live on "D" street? Heh.
I would love to consume 90 pints of guinness and play video poker all day long.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:11:36 EDT (#)
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dont hate, stab, celebrate!
good times, come ON!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-26 16:03:52 EDT (#)
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I hate you folks that live in Vegas. Do you itemize your taxes? Damn you bastards....damn you to hell.
(I'm jealous.)
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:56:26 EDT (#)
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my email addy: yes.uber.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-10-26 15:55:09 EDT (#)
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well, I live in vegas, so I'll try to get away and drop by to say hi, but can't make any promises...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-26 13:00:50 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! How have I missed this? JMG's mug plate looks like a big ass necklace of gansta bling.
I would really like to go. I have a vacation coming in that same time frame. I am afraid it will conflict with the other ubercon I am plannig on attending though, the date of which is not yet set.
That is to say, I would like to go and it sounds like fun. I'll have to put myself on the fense for now. Five months is a lot of time for plans to change, so I am being realistic.
I could definitely have funds by then. I have some Les Pauls I could pawn, and I suppose my crack habit will suffer a bit, but I could probably swing this.
I would like to be kept in the loop at least, and updated on any changes.
electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com
Thanks,
Brad
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-26 03:29:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:29:35 (#)
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no one wnats to play edward-forty hands? I thought you guys liked to party? Booooooo!!!!!!!!""""
I will. however i must warn you, I am English and specifically from Liverpool. We have '40's' when we are teething.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-10-26 02:34:47 EDT (#)
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Ooh - I love the Bellagio.
I think I may have to think about considering this.
I could only imagine hilarity ensuing.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-26 00:36:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:31:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/49637
Bring all Vegas plans here, Bongy m'boy.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:29:35 EDT (#)
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no one wnats to play edward-forty hands? I thought you guys liked to party? Booooooo!!!!!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:23:21 EDT (#)
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I'm going to be the youngest Uberer at this shindig.
21 and 18 days.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 18:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:21:47 (#)
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I would also like to add that most ticket websites IE. Orbitz, Travelocity, Expedia. Etc, offer travel specials for students. Look into this if you are a student. It could save you quite some cash on flights.
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Let me reiterate what I meant here. If you are an of-age student you should check out the discounted ticket option. I myself am a 29 soon to be 30 year old grad student. So, I am eligible for that "discount". I am by no means condoning under age people to attend this function.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:56:27 EDT (#)
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No fucking way.
Just...
no.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:51:22 EDT (#)
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Will someone join me in a game of Edward Forty-Hands? If you don't know that that is, refer below, n00b.
-BongZilla
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28596
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:21:00 EDT (#)
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Looking for someone to split the cost of a room at the New Frontier: http://www.frontierlv.com/index.htm
Any interested parties can email me at judoka18.at.gmail.com
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:47:37 (#)
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I just checked priceline for airfare.. from boston 1 stop is anywhere from
$260-$325. Hmmm... this just might be do-able.
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Yep, it is totally do-able. Plus it's five months away.
Did you check jetblue.com...it is cheaper I think.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-25 15:47:37 EDT (#)
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I just checked priceline for airfare.. from boston 1 stop is anywhere from
$260-$325. Hmmm... this just might be do-able.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-25 13:48:10 EDT (#)
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I want to see her picture.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 12:24:56 EDT (#)
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Loren..sent!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 12:11:06 EDT (#)
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Loren...Yes I do, and I will e-mail it to you shortly.
I have a few in fact. My hair color changes frequently, because
I get bored with it easily. I trust you, however I expect that
pictures of NYC/Vegas will show my "true" identity soon or
later. No big whoop.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-25 11:56:23 EDT (#)
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Tigerlily, do you have a picture posted? I was hoping down the road to get a collage of attendees together for a followup post. If you don't want to post it, but wouldn't mind giving me a glimpse of your lovely self (you can trust me not to photoshop you or post you ;) email it to me at lem.at.sunburst.com, my temp account.
I like to have a face with a name.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:21:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:16:57 (#)
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Ditto. Let's see, get a jar, drop in 30 - 50 dollars a week for the next 20 weeks, and you'll have WAY more than enough for a flight, a room share, and money to play with (so long as you aren't a hard-core gambler or sex addict - I hear prositutes can be pricey).
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I would also like to add that most ticket websites IE. Orbitz, Travelocity, Expedia. Etc, offer travel specials for students. Look into this if you are a student. It could save you quite some cash on flights.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-25 10:16:57 EDT (#)
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TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:33:00 (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:58:03 (#)
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Oh man, I wish I could afford a plane ticket over there because you guys are so going to kick arse.
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Stin, start saving those pennies!!
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Ditto. Let's see, get a jar, drop in 30 - 50 dollars a week for the next 20 weeks, and you'll have WAY more than enough for a flight, a room share, and money to play with (so long as you aren't a hard-core gambler or sex addict - I hear prositutes can be pricey).
Nicole and Judoka - it doesn't matter if Judoka made reservations. I had a quick chat w/Bart, and we agreed that it doesn't hurt because you can cancel just prior to the actual dates anyway. So no harm no foul.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:33:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:58:03 (#)
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Oh man, I wish I could afford a plane ticket over there because you guys are so going to kick arse.
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Stin, start saving those pennies!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-10-25 09:15:02 EDT (#)
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Probably can't make it due to being in a different continent.
It's a shame... but not that much of one.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:58:03 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I wish I could afford a plane ticket over there because you guys are so going to kick arse.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:49:12 EDT (#)
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Any hot chicks too cheap to pay for a hotel can stay in my bed when in town. I mean my apartment.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:26:58 EDT (#)
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+ fuckin two for the conversations between AJ and Donkey
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-24 11:03:00 EDT (#)
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Nothing's up my ass Method. But yes, I should give it a fucking rest.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-24 09:52:29 EDT (#)
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Nicole,,I was going to ask you about that. It does make more sense to
at least try to get everyone into the same place, and would
probably cost us less in the long run by getting some sort of group
rate.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-24 09:35:18 EDT (#)
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Can everyone please hold off making reservations for a bit longer? Get your flight if you want but hold off on the hotel until we can decide on a place that the entire group will be happy with. Last time it worked out great to have almost everyone at the same hotel and we want to do that again. We don't want people spread out across the city. We'll try to negotiate a cheaper rate for the entire group so the fewer people we have making individual reservations the better.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-24 04:51:41 EDT (#)
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Jesus Caulaincourt, whats up your ass about me? For the last time, I don't care enough about you to "stalk you", and I'm not impersonating you. Give it a fucking rest, for the love of camel.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:35:12 EDT (#)
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Well, I'll probably be going for sure.
PROBABLY for sure. That means I'll definatly maybe be coming.
I have friends in San Diego who are also planning a Vegas trip that same weekend. So it would be very convienient.
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Oh, and Caul, fetish told me he's DEFINATLY going.
Guess I'll see you there!!
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:15:39 EDT (#)
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Hey, Judoka, which hotel are you going to stay at?
Is everyone going to stay in a close vicinity to each other hotel-wise?
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:54:28 EDT (#)
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I have reserved a hotel room on the strip, anybody interested in spitting the cost contact me at judoka18.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:58:51 EDT (#)
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Anyone knows if fetish is going? I got spammed by him again this morning. Out of the blue.
Pummeling his face against hard ground asphalt is way worth a plane ticket.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:34:54 EDT (#)
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Goddamnit I clicked.
I'm just too fucking curious.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:29:49 EDT (#)
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DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK!
Yes, I am shouting. Asshole polluting my post.
Submitted by skoobiesnaks (user info) at 2004-10-23 15:20:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/49437
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:53:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-10-23 03:34:56 (#)
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If I decide to go, I would have to see Celine Dion. Would anyone else go with me?
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To the person who wrote that (who's probably Method as usual), look at my first reply:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-20 08:55:40 (#)
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Can I go? I just want to see Celine Dion's Vegas show! *barf*
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I fucking hate that bitch. You're a failure.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-23 04:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:29:21 (#)
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Yeah Brendan, that's because you stood up me, Redd, and txyankee at the last Ubercon.
Homo.
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A week before it I lost 2000 in AC, 200 of which was for my overdue cable bill.
For this atrocity I will lick your crotch for 3 hours, 45 minutes and 5 seconds.
You alone going will make it all worthwhile.
Can we share a bed and/or some fluids?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-23 03:52:21 EDT (#)
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yeah, because it's not like we're going to Vegas or anything, dipshit
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-23 03:39:31 EDT (#)
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Driving/flying to Ubercon seems like a waste. I mean...paying a few hundred dollars for a flight ticket/gas just to meet some people you exchange "har har p33n3r" jokes with on a website? Come on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-10-23 03:34:56 EDT (#)
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If I decide to go, I would have to see Celine Dion. Would anyone else go with me?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:42:30 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA.
It's 'PWNED' Apollo.
I'll teach you some of these things when you come to Vegas.
But don't worry, it took Scott James three weeks to teach me the difference between bullocks and bollocks.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:21:14 EDT (#)
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AJ, please. You try too hard. You better hope I get deployed so I don't ass fuck you in Vegas.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:07:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:56:44 (#)
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Can't be arsed pasting the rest but dman! loren pwned.
(am i doing that right? never sure how to do pwnede!??!!)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:48:10 EDT (#)
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I have never seen that picture of Loren.
I will most likely come off as inappropriate and creepy with this statement, But that long slender neck is quite sexy. If I attend, Can I bunk with you Loren?
I'll ask my wife if it is cool with her.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:42:44 EDT (#)
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Being owned by AJ: grounds for suicide.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:31:16 EDT (#)
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Poor Pee Lee Herman...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38471
Warning for those on dialup- this is before that douche knew how to resize a picture.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:25:12 EDT (#)
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Again wth the lies, AJ. This one really hurts.
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Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:25:04 EDT (#)
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For the bantering below. It's fucking funny.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:24:53 EDT (#)
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now that I think about it, the San Remo isn't that bad of a place. I'm pretty sure it's not very expensive and I know they have an awesome happy hour in the casino bars. Might want to check it out. I'm pretty sure its not a complete shithole, so it might be worth a shot. +2 for drunk uber-users
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:21:59 EDT (#)
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Proof that Lee is a douchenozzle.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/sunjunkie04
FallingDonkey: Do it
polyamorousguyaj: haha
FallingDonkey: I dare you to post it
polyamorousguyaj: do you?
polyamorousguyaj: and why's that?
FallingDonkey: You don't have the stones
polyamorousguyaj: no?
polyamorousguyaj: it's on
polyamorousguyaj: nobody questions my stonage
FallingDonkey: No
FallingDonkey: My stones are boulders compared to your pebbles
polyamorousguyaj: haha
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:11:59 EDT (#)
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Proof that AJ is a tool:
FallingDonkey: You know, ever since you fell asleep in my SUV in NH, I've wanted to bone you. You're so cute when you sleep. I was thinking of reclining your seat and giving you a Roman Helmet.
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You fucking idiot. A Roman War Helmet is when I drape my cock down over your nose from upon high. There for, you'd have my cock in your face, which you would chase like a hores chasing a carrot on a string.
Give up, AJ. You love the cock.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:06:15 EDT (#)
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Proof that Lee is a lying sack of shit.
FallingDonkey: I'm sorry for posting a private chat. *Hugs*
polyamorousguyaj: Dude... WTF?
FallingDonkey: What? It's just a hug. *squeezes ass*
polyamorousguyaj: That better be your own ass.
FallingDonkey: You know, ever since you fell asleep in my SUV in NH, I've wanted to bone you. You're so cute when you sleep. I was thinking of reclining your seat and giving you a Roman Helmet.
polyamorousguyaj: Lee, I'm not really comfortable talking to you about this... I'm not ghey. i'm sorry. And this reminds me of that seinfeld episode with the dentist.
polyamorousguyaj has signed off at 8:04:53
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:01:17 EDT (#)
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Proof that AJ won't hit on Nicole, besides the fact that he had all UberCon: Boston to do it:
FallingDonkey: Almost time to go get laid
polyamorousguyaj: dammit
polyamorousguyaj: I need to get laid
FallingDonkey: I'll leave that one alone
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: you'd better
polyamorousguyaj: gheymenz not welcome
FallingDonkey: Yeah. Ok.
FallingDonkey: <snicker>
polyamorousguyaj: HAHAHA
polyamorousguyaj: you bitch
polyamorousguyaj: I love you
FallingDonkey: See, I told you.
FallingDonkey: GHEY!
polyamorousguyaj: HAHA
polyamorousguyaj: fucker
polyamorousguyaj: I made my ex-gf cry today at work
FallingDonkey: Don't you mean ex-bf? Ba ZING!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:43:31 EDT (#)
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Godchicken: heh.. you see the mention today about nicoles b-day is that weekend?
polyamorousguyaj: I did
polyamorousguyaj: just now
polyamorousguyaj: dibs on the spankings
Godchicken: haha
I'll hold off on getting those calluses, Nicole. Wouldn't want to hurt you.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:12:44 EDT (#)
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AJ, thanks for your support. I believe I already have sufficiant offers to cause me bodily injury. Not all for the sake of making me non deployable. I think I have it covered.
<breaths in deeply>
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<whacks hand with hammer>
FUCK! That hurt a lot. Now I can't turn wrenches, WOO!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:08:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I love america at 2004-10-22 19:55:05 (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:52:32 (#)
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SHIT! Again, I may not be able to make it. Can someone petiton Congress to take my unit off the deployment list? That'd be great.
Did I mention, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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I hope you'll die if you're deployed. Nick Berg style.
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Already been deployed. I should take you out. Ghey Faggot style.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:57:47 EDT (#)
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LEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Goddamnit.
Go AWOL. Do it. You know you want to. Get a good friend and a baseball bat. I'm willing to offer my services if need be.
Submitted by I love america at 2004-10-22 19:55:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:52:32 (#)
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SHIT! Again, I may not be able to make it. Can someone petiton Congress to take my unit off the deployment list? That'd be great.
Did I mention, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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I hope you'll die if you're deployed. Nick Berg style.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT! Again, I may not be able to make it. Can someone petiton Congress to take my unit off the deployment list? That'd be great.
Did I mention, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 19:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shark's coming???
Hell yeah.
Two words, dude.
Yep.
Oh, and Loren/Nicole- very hot conversation. I have a feeling I'll be making an ass of myself that weekend.
It's two weeks after my birthday, I'm hoping I'm drunk from the 21st of Feb. to the 13th of March.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Brendan, that's because you stood up me, Redd, and txyankee at the last Ubercon.
Homo.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shark if you fucking go I'll make sure I am there I have never met any net folk before and kind of like it that way but Vegas with apollo and Shark that would be something to remember or not remember.
HOOKERS!!!!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-22 17:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toga! toga! TOGA!
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want hookers.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up!! ha ha.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:55:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were to go which of you fucks would like to share a room.
When drunk I tend to spill my urine wherever I please.
I may bring hookers back to the room.
I used to have a wicked coke problem.
When drunk I may try and hump you (men and women).
So who wants me.
*************************************************************************************************
We'll room together.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(I should really stop making retarded comments. Blame fatigue, not me. Thank you. I'm done now.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Nicole - Sex, drugs, gambling, drinking, and SPANKING!"
...and an inbred drunkard racist second-class patate-eating person if I ever decide to go! Go me...and stereotypes!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Julie - you're making me second guess turning you on to Uber... you pervert. We don't take kindly to perverts around here....
Oh.. wait. Nevermind.
....Moving on...
WQP -
1. Has a guy ever given your clit a raspberry while he was going down on you?
2. If so, what was it like?"
1. Not that I recall.
2. Again, I don't know, however, if you're ever in the tri-state area, feel free to test it out on me.
Submitted by julie (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole - Sex, drugs, gambling, drinking, and SPANKING! I can hardly contain myself.
Loren - Your smarties were asking for a good beating. That's what they get for YOU playfully smacking my hand away from, well, you know what you smacked my hand away from yesterday...LOL
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:29:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahah there is going to be a lot of drunk uber users
---
I predict the exact same.
In fact, I don't plan on being sober. EVER!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahah there is going to be a lot of drunk uber users
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:58:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be in Vegas the first weekend in January, making my way to South California and back. Engg Week road trip, I may or may not get arrested.
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Southern California is a big area.
If you manage to make it into san diego, I'll stuff you full of mexican food.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a question for all the girls.
Has a guy ever given your clit a raspberry while he was going down on you? If so, what was it like?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ahh. But arn't we supposed to cause some trouble?
I mean it is Vegas BABY! And I looove Vegas! And shots.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, now that the girls are done playing around with each other, I am hungry for some pussy soup.
You know, I want to dive my face right into the bowl and slurp until its all gone.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TigerLilly -
"Shot's for everyone! You two shouldn't
have to spend a dime then. "
WOAH! Slow down beotch! You know not of the trouble you will cause... they'll get nothing. And like it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Done. Pick up at your leisure.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just send an email to the address I have listed - it is junk account for Uber but I check it occasionally.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Nicole chooses her present first!
My 28th, and the first one since 1996 I'll actually spend here in the US.
Er, I should probably drop my email address for whatever mailing list you people set up, shouldn't I? It's never been displayed on here in my user info.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shot's for everyone! You two shouldn't
have to spend a dime then.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 16:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren spills the beans :-)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm not about to pimp out my girl Nicole, but it *does* happen to be her birthday that weekend too...
*raises gigantic eyebrows*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of sex, this weekend in march is just before my birthday.
Who's wearing the wrapping paper and bows?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen Sista!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, it's Friday. It is required that we talk about sex, especially in the afternoon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great! You must be a Doctor!
I like to play Doctor. ANOTHER coincidence.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The best thing for carpal tunnel is to keep your joint moving so just wack off a more, but slower.
Or is that arthritis. Eh, who cares. Just keep spanking it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome from wacking off today.
Anyone know a good home remedy?
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Tiger Balm. I guarunfuckingtee you will not touch your shit with that on yours hands.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this a preview of activities, Loren & Nicole? ;)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome from wacking off today.
Anyone know a good home remedy?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"...my brother was in no way as patient as Loren was and would usually kick my ass until I'd get it right. "
That's hot.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's getting rather warm in here.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicole-
"So, do you prefer bare hand or some sort of manual implement. I have a paddle that has a handle in the shape of a penis - Spank n' Stick. How does that sound? "
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It sounds sorta like this: "OW! Mmmm OW! Mmmm"
Does anyone else all of a sudden have the theme song to "The Adams Family" stuck in their head? No? Oh well...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren's reply remind me of my elder brother teaching me about life when I was teenager.
I thank him for that today. You should be thankful too because my brother was in no way as patient as Loren was and would usually kick my ass until I'd get it right.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Uber Vegas 2005, it's coming"
And so am I.
---Hey, I just found another legally-related reason that kids can't come to UberVegas... statutory rape holds a hefty penalty.
AAAAAANNNNNND...... ahhhh, I'm finished. Now, where in the hell did I put those Kleenex® Wipes?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a coincidence.
I have a penis in the shape of a penis.
What a small world...
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, do you prefer bare hand or some sort of manual implement. I have a paddle that has a handle in the shape of a penis - Spank n' Stick. How does that sound?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I went to slip into something more comfortable. It's next to impossible to get my hand down the front of the tight jeans I was wearing.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, fine........
**sigh** the things I do for Ubersite.
((rolls up sleeves, warms up paddle, puts on zippered mask, whispers "safe word"...))
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll get right on spanking you...after I finish spanking my monkey.
Just give me about 30 seconds...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicole3 -
Loren, please. You're asking a forum of horny men to spank you. I'm sure there are plenty of takers.
WELL? Where the hell are they?
*crickets still chirping*
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if that's the case, what are you up to tonight? It is UberSex Friday, you know.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While that's all well and good, by any"one" I was referring to you, you sex goddess you.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren, please. You're asking a forum of horny men to spank you. I'm sure there are plenty of takers.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap. I just got back from a meeting where I was told to: "Go to the principal's office Loren," because I was writing notes back and forth with a coworker, who incidentally up and smashed my roll of "Smarties" sweet-tarts all over the conference table with her bare fist... and I have no idea why.
I can't seem to control myself today. I need to be spanked. Repetitively. Anyone? ANYone?
*crickets chirping*
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know whether there is a chance I will be able to get to this shindig, but if you could add me to the list I would appreciate it.
-Davros
PS for appollo and the other Brits thinking about this, BMI have just launched a route to Vegas and they are usually quite low prices.
http://www.flybmi.com
Just a thought.
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vegas!! Vegas!! Vegas!!! I want HOOKERS!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Super! Why do I have the feeling that this trip
is going to be insane??
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, you are on the list.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole3--did you get my e-mail to add me the list??
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking "Yep, uh-huh, yep..." Until I got to:
"However,people shouldn't be like 'oh you're too young I don't want to hang out with kids."
---You're too young. I don't want to hang out with kids.
Then I just cracked up laughing. So true.
Great reply, Loren.
Bong, completely forgot about that.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jesus, Loren...I just wet myself!!
By the way...I have a teenager here. She's my intern. I just kicked her for you. You're welcome.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey nicole, I e-mailed Bart, You could also get my E-mail through the Fantasy football league as well.
-BongZilla
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Oh, my, Loren.
hahahahahahahahaha
That could've been a post on its own.
People are giving me funny looks now.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well said Badlands, but I'm going to go a HUGE step further:
CoreaPeekay:
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"incase you haent noticed, the majority of us Uber-users arent exactly mature, we're kids at heart (The ones of us that still arent kids) "
---You're 16. You are, indeed, a "kid."
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"and that is particularly rude, bias, and offensive to me.. I'm not even 17 yet..."
---See? I told you.
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"Why? because who knows how other people can act? In general, I'm more mature than most twenty-somethings, and even more so while intoxicated."
---Riiiiiight. Sure you are (you and every other 16 year old is ALWAYS more mature than people 4-14 years your senior.) AND - you're the only person in the world that matures with alcohol consumption - the fact that you are that one and only person AND you're only 16 is absolutely mind-boggling. I now worship you.
(More proof that you are an oxygen breathing fetus.)
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"I know that anyone can go fuck up a room and that ANYONE can be held accountable. The thing is, if someone goes out and does something, its not -really- going to be your problem. "
---You're right, because minors are not attending a get together at a Las Vegas Casino or night club, doll.
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"If someone goes running off its not going to be your proble, is it? So what difference is it that they're 16 or 21 or whatever..? Not much, because its not your responsibility, and its not in your hands. "
---Right again, Why? Because minors are not attending a get together at a Las Vegas Casino or night club, doll.
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"If anything, maturity should be a deciding factor instead of age... "
---Tell it to a Judge. Tell it to the government of the United States of America. Tell it to your MAMA.
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"Rizzo made a point about not being able to go have fun and shit, well yeah duh."
---Spoken like a mature adult. Yeah DUH!
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"However,people shouldn't be like 'oh you're too young I don't want to hang out with kids."
---You're too young. I don't want to hang out with kids.
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"I read what some people said to tom and it hurt my feelings though it wasnt even directed at me. "
---Toughen up girlie. It that hurt your feelings, you're in serious trouble.
If you were hurt by something that wasn't even directed at you, it's because the shoe fit you too.
Life is full of dissapointments. Welcome to life.
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"Some people need to watch what they say... "
---Why? Do you really think that *I* am going to listen to you in your 16 years of wisdom and experience? I've got clothes in my hamper older than you.
We all made it abundantly clear that this particular jaunt was not for minors FROM THE START. WHY? Because we KNEW a number of the Uber kid-population would get their panties in a bunch, and we wanted to nip it in the bud. This isn't grade school where, "if you have gum, you have to have enough for the rest of the class." Nobody is going to DIE if they don't go to fucking Nevada for 2.5 days.
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Fucking tiresome bullshit dealing with teenagers - the most thickheaded, stubborn age... I swear to Christ. I feel like kicking a teenager right now. Good thing there aren't any around.
Submitted by apollo <on his mobile phone> at 2004-10-22 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CoreaPeekay - way to miss the point.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corea -
I don't think the issue here is maturity level. I'm a 29 (jesus...soon to be 30) year old man. And I don't hang out with 17, 18, 19, 20 year old kids. Not because they're bad people, but because, generally speaking...I have absolutely nothing in common with them.
Vegas is an adult playground. I want to gamble, drink and party...and when I do, I want to do it with similarly-aged, like-minded adults. I don't want to worry about an underage person in my party getting into trouble, and I certainly don't want to put myself in a position where I'm associated with encouraging, and/or abetting an underage person doing something illegal (i.e., drinking, gambling, etc.).
I don't believe anyone was trying to insult Tom, you, or anyone else under 21 who frequents this site. I think the idea was to firmly state that this particular trip is not for anyone under 21. Period.
That being said...relax. Suck it up, Buttercup. You're just not old enough yet. Why not put together an "UberCon Mall of America" or something. Rendezous at the food court, maybe.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-20 21:40:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't matter if I'm 21 or not
********************************************************
Yes it does. It's a liability to everyone who's older than 21. We're taking zero chances on getting kicked out of wherever or even arrested because a person under 21 did this or that.
Seriously, it's not personal. You'd probably be one of the coolest people there and wouldn't cause any trouble. But if I let you slide, then why not a hundred other under-21 people? Where do I draw the line?
Under-21 people can't legally drink or gamble. I'm sure we're all going to be doing plenty of both, and I don't want to deal with people getting pissed because we left them behind. I also don't want to have to deal with those pissed off people retaliating by running to the nearest ghetton liquor store, buying a bottle, and getting fucked up to spite us (or even worse, just flat out trashing the rooms, etc.)
Maybe I'm making a lot of assumptions here, but read between the lines - I don't want ANY of those problems, and I'm going to make sure that none of them occur by banning anyone who might cause them.
Again, it's not personal. I'm just drawing the line now before any debate even begins. It's the easist way to do it.
If you're under 21, don't bother coming.
- Rizzo
I just have to say to all the people that are saying that^
Well, anyone could get drunk and fuck up your rooms. I figure its fair to say 'youre too young to go out and party' and yeah, I just dont like the fucks that are saying "lololol i want to hang out with people my age" cause incase you havent noticed, the majority of us Uber-users arent exactly mature, we're kids at heart (The ones of us that still arent kids) and that is particularly rude, bias, and offensive to me.. I'm not even 17 yet...Why? because who knows how other people can act? In general, I'm more mature than most twenty-somethings, and even more so while intoxicated. I know that anyone can go fuck up a room and that ANYONE can be held accountable. The thing is, if someone goes out and does something, its not -really- going to be your problem. If someone goes running off its not going to be your proble, is it? So what difference is it that they're 16 or 21 or whatever..? Not much, because its not your responsibility, and its not in your hands. If anything, maturity should be a deciding factor instead of age... at least when it comes to the stuff i've been hearing... Rizzo made a point about not being able to go have fun and shit, well yeah duh. However, people shouldn't be like 'oh you're too young I don't want to hang out with kids.' I read what some people said to tom and it hurt my feelings though it wasnt even directed at me.
Some people need to watch what they say...
With that done, hope you guys have fun.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*coughNewHampshirecough*
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn firewall. Can't get to your link but I get the gist.
The reason for the difference in law is probably the same reason it is illegal for children to not wear a seatbelt but ok for adults in some states.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that sucks.
But only for four more months.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the link Quag.
This confuses me: Minors convicted of marijuana possession (1oz. or less) are slapped w/a FELONY on a first offense, but if you're 21 + over, it's a misdemeanor.
??? WTF??? That hardly seems just.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4550
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah well. He acts like one regardless.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
I think that Shitfuck's older than me.
He's a good guy, albeit a bit off the wall.
I don't think he's going to come to Vegas though, I'm sure he likes his mystique.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the tip FreshPrince.
*flushes toilet*
I could be wrong, and correct me if I am, but I thought Shitfuck was a minor. *crosses fingers*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:26:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget, possesion of weed in Nevada is a felony...
***
Quiet, narc.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget, possesion of weed in Nevada is a felony...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:58:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - is it just me, or does Jared's mouth look REALLY moist and inviting in that shot??
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am i the only one who noticed this comment????
this trip sounds yummy. maybe munkey can start rolling her pennies.
i am tentatively saying YES.
if shitfuck goes i am definitely saying YES
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a complaint. If Apollo gets to, we all should get to!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<tears up plane ticket>
Apollo my dear, it goes without saying that you are exempt from my previous comment. I thought you knew that already xo.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote AJ,Apollo and myself for a room together with a slutty Uber chick who wouldn't mind having baby batter deposited on her face all day.
Any takers?
Ok fine, Kristen can be our little whore.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-22 08:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bongzilla, I need your email address. Can you email Bart so that he has it and I can contact you through him?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-22 06:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy -
Will Loren get hammered and make out with me?
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It wouldn't be the first time I made out with a schlong.
But if I do happen to be of the single persuasion (and I hope I'm not) I plan on keeping my saliva to myself. Well, maybe a little for Nicole, but that's it! """
<tears up plane ticket>
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-22 06:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had the time, because I'd definitely go.
+2 because there's nothing hotter than a girl wearing specs.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-10-22 06:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So Loren, since this is my town, we going to live it up or what? =P
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cries* I wanna go....why do I have to be only 18
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-21 15:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, like I always tell you, nobody wants to be with a hairy, pimply 43 year old guy who lives with 14 cats. It's a good thing I feel sorry for you, most men wouldn't care to share their ejaculate with you. By the way, does it burn when you poo? My peener is most definitely oozing some nasty stuff, and seeing as how I been regularly plugging your poop chute it's a good idea to get that rectum checked.
I love this guy.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like fun. If I decide to go to this thing, I sure as hell ain't driving.
Even though it was nice to see the country from Detroit to Hooksett, I'll probably never drive that far for a single weekend again.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would be in the under $200 catergory, unless someone wants to share a room with me.
Hey Jonukah, up for a little plutonic cuddle-whoring?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, then I'm out.
I'll be in LV four additional times by then, anyways.
But I appreciate the candidness.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:23:55 EDT (#)
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Well, if you think that strongly about it, I won't even drop by. Hell, it'd be fun to meet a few of you, but it's not imperitive, absolutely pressing, or anything near important that I do.
Have fun.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:09:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy -
Will Loren get hammered and make out with me?
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It wouldn't be the first time I made out with a schlong.
But if I do happen to be of the single persuasion (and I hope I'm not) I plan on keeping my saliva to myself. Well, maybe a little for Nicole, but that's it!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:29:43 EDT (#)
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I didn't make it out here on my last trip;
http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/
I wanna shoot .44, and maybe toss a few grenades. In Canada, we only have sharp sticks and yell "Bang! You're dead!" a lot.
Can't wait. Vegas rules. Gonna dunk Bart in the topless section of the pool at Ceasars Palace.
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-21 15:12:10 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, like I always tell you, nobody wants to be with a hairy, pimply 43 year old guy who lives with 14 cats. It's a good thing I feel sorry for you, most men wouldn't care to share their ejaculate with you. By the way, does it burn when you poo? My peener is most definitely oozing some nasty stuff, and seeing as how I been regularly plugging your poop chute it's a good idea to get that rectum checked.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up. I suggest Imperial palace (adequate, on the strip, cheaper than most) or Horrible's (very cheap, best place to stay in Vegas).
I just heard about this, Vegas is AWESOME! I will bring a couple bags of BC bud along too... can we go to the red rooster?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:08:33 EDT (#)
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If you want her boyfriend to then hammer you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:00:10 EDT (#)
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Will Loren get hammered and make out with me?
That will definitely be a factor in my attendance or lackthereof.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:59:17 EDT (#)
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Ah, the fun begins. I stand with Loren and others on this one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:34:24 EDT (#)
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You look fucking old for someone between 3 and 4! argh!
Seriously, wow for you.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-20 21:40:17 (#)
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It doesn't matter if I'm 21 or not
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Yes it does. It's a liability to everyone who's older than 21. We're taking zero chances on getting kicked out of wherever or even arrested because a person under 21 did this or that.
Seriously, it's not personal. You'd probably be one of the coolest people there and wouldn't cause any trouble. But if I let you slide, then why not a hundred other under-21 people? Where do I draw the line?
Under-21 people can't legally drink or gamble. I'm sure we're all going to be doing plenty of both, and I don't want to deal with people getting pissed because we left them behind. I also don't want to have to deal with those pissed off people retaliating by running to the nearest ghetton liquor store, buying a bottle, and getting fucked up to spite us (or even worse, just flat out trashing the rooms, etc.)
Maybe I'm making a lot of assumptions here, but read between the lines - I don't want ANY of those problems, and I'm going to make sure that none of them occur by banning anyone who might cause them.
Again, it's not personal. I'm just drawing the line now before any debate even begins. It's the easist way to do it.
If you're under 21, don't bother coming.
- Rizzo
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:19:05 EDT (#)
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Three-Four Caul.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, just checked out Bally's site, and the rate for a 500 sq. ft. room (that's 20 x 25) for two nights with two Queen beds is right here:
Grand Total: $455.62
That comes to $113.91 per person for the duration if we go four to a room. If someone didn't mind sleeping on the floor, that'd drop the price to $91.12.
But at $113.91 for the whole trip, you can't go wrong.
I'll check a few more of them later, but now I have to head to work. I don't care where we stay, as it only takes me a few steps to walk a couple miles.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 14:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Loren, it was definitly someone else than Fetish who wrote that. Which is why it's so funny.
Now, I've been wondering, how old are you exactly you sumptuous madame?
Sublime - not bad, not bad. :D
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen, you need a little bit more meat to call that a sandwich.
I'm so dirty.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:53:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
If fetish goes I'll definitly go. I'll be accused of manslaughter then jailed in the US where prisoners will dress me up as a frenchmaid and rape my ass. But just to cave his jaw in with my foot, all of this will be worth it.
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Si vous alliez, je couvrera 100 dollars de vos vrais si vous lui donner un coup dans la machoir, aussi mettez 50 sur noir.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:55:49 EDT (#)
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I think I'm going to be shunned...
...if by shunned you mean sandwiched between Loren and Method.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No shit, people. Ubercon is about having a good time, and meeting the people behind the usernames. I think Herpes is a dick, but we got along fine in NH. Hell, when Brendan and I didn't get along, we were both still planning on going to NH.
If you think that you won't be welcome at an Ubercon, then you need to wise up. Nobody's going to get shunned. I think it was Nomad that told me I left a comment on one of his posts that made him hate me, but again, Uber is Uber- real life is real life. So let's all go to Vegas, get hammered, and wake up pantsless wondering, "What the fuck did I just do and who is that hairy man next to me?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If fetish goes I'll definitly go. I'll be accused of manslaughter then jailed in the US where prisoners will dress me up as a frenchmaid and rape my ass. But just to cave his jaw in with my foot, all of this will be worth it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish and Caulian:
IndianOcean/Manish thought that nobody wanted him to go to Atlantic City last year. He even made a post calling all of the prospective attendees homos/losers.
But I straightened his ass out, and he came and he had an awesome time.
So... like I've said and will continue to say:
EVERYONE 21 and over by 3/11/05 is more than welcome, whether you're controversial, a pain-in-the-ass... it's all good. Better than good. I hope you both decide to come.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren - In my opinion, yes. But that doesn't mean I would necessarily go either, even if I didn't think that. Was just trying to make a point with Tommy boy. That it's just reasonable to not go where you don't feel wanted. Subject closed.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish <erice004.at.odu.edu> at 2004-10-21 13:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will go if you all promise that you won't kick my ass. What do you say? Truce?
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! Oops. Sorry, Ross.
And I don't speak French nearly well enough to carry on a complicated conversation. That's what Babel Fish is for.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:28:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a minor, Ross. Though you do have a sexy ass.
Alain- You're as welcome as anyone else who is over 21. Besides, we could speak French and people wouldn't know what the hell we're talking about. Here's a sampling.
"Haw, haw, haw. Je'mapelle AJ. Je suis bien. Garcon! etc. etc."
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Je vous ai dit d'arranger pour qu'une suede me donnerai une massage, pas toi, connard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish <erice004.at.odu.edu> at 2004-10-21 13:31:50 EDT (#)
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I will go if you all promise that you won't kick my ass. What do you say? Truce?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:30:59 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking maybe I'll just stay with my grandpa in vegas for a while, I've been wanting to anyway. He's ancient. Maybe I'll stop by sometime. I'll bring gramps too. He's 94. He'd have fun.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a minor, Ross. Though you do have a sexy ass.
Alain- You're as welcome as anyone else who is over 21. Besides, we could speak French and people wouldn't know what the hell we're talking about. Here's a sampling.
"Haw, haw, haw. Je'mapelle AJ. Je suis bien. Garcon! etc. etc."
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, as much as I'd love to meet you, Vegas is not a conducive environment to do so.
I'm asking you not as your elder (because that would be hypocritical as I'm not even 21 yet), but as your friend- sit this one out. There'll be others. Hell, organize one with Monty. We could have Ubercon LA or San Diego. I'd hate to have any bad blood at Ubercon, as all the ones so far haven't had any.
Loren and Nicole- if you guys need anything: Help with booking, organizing an email list, sexual favors... let me know. As Jeremy can attest to I'm useful in a timecrunch. I don't have a whole lot going on
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I could use a massage.... schedule a swedish woman for me.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:22:48 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt - do you really think you aren't welcome? Don't say you don't give a shit, just give me an honest answer....
L
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, as much as I'd love to meet you, Vegas is not a conducive environment to do so.
I'm asking you not as your elder (because that would be hypocritical as I'm not even 21 yet), but as your friend- sit this one out. There'll be others. Hell, organize one with Monty. We could have Ubercon LA or San Diego. I'd hate to have any bad blood at Ubercon, as all the ones so far haven't had any.
Loren and Nicole- if you guys need anything: Help with booking, organizing an email list, sexual favors... let me know. As Jeremy can attest to I'm useful in a timecrunch. I don't have a whole lot going on.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now THAT was funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well thank you, you godamn anglo!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-21 13:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Alain, you are a riot, i am in stitches, you funny franco.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (