THe Plethora: Gods, Politicians and anything else; parts 1 through 12 (289 hits)
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Submitted by john dunker <johndunker.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-20 10:36:55 EDT
Please, if you feel strongly about either politics or religion in any way, I advise you do not read this article. YOu've been warned...
!THE GOD HONEST TRUTH!
1. God will only grant you salvation if you call this TOLL FREE NUMBER AND PLEDGE!!
2. Evangalists are going to hell....no one likes a kiss-ass
3. Don't bother praying to God on Friday. It's poker night in Hell.
4. One day, the hosts of entertainment tonight will wake up and realize they've wasted their existence.
5. "Getting in on the ground floor" in business does not necessarily mean this metaphorical elevator is going 'up'.
6. Senator John Kerry makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. See this below excerpt taken ver batum from the first debate:
Kerry: "It's one thing to be certain, but you can be certain and be wrong. It's another to be certain and be right, or to be certain and be moving in the right direction, or be certain about a principle and then learn new facts and take those new facts and put them to use in order to change and get your policy right".
One word. WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????
7. What they want you to believe is that on the 7th day God rested. BUt in reality God got together with Satan and created hot lesbian porn. So on Sundays, let thy bible be Sexy Lipstick Lesbians 3, and some holy hand cream.
8. Satan conveys his message to the world through romantic comedies.
9. God franchised the world to George Dubya, who then outsourced through the Devil.
10. "The South shall RISE AGAIN" is a very odd phrase since they don't really have much of a high point to fall back on.
11. If I had a neighbour like that half-face, half-fence Wilson from Home Improvement, I'd tell him to eat my ass with a spoon for every time he had some wholesome, homegrown advice.
12. The Party of Five DVD's are sitting on the shelves at Wal-Mart and your money is safely tucked in your wallet. RIGHT!?!?!?
13. Best Actress last year should've gone to Lucy Liu for Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. Yum.....
14. It is physically possible to live off beer and condiments and cover almost the entire spectrum of the national food guide (cheese would have to be considered a condiment).
15. The best place to live in the world would be The Brick. TV's, comfy furniture, and YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY TILL 2006!!!!!!!!
16. The "hit" sitcom Wings won a grammy. Take this point however you like....shudder...
17. The average UberSite user's IQ is inversely proportionate to the amount of -2's given by users who don't post articles themselves.
18. Free speech died the day Ubersite was firewalled at my work.
That's it that's all. Thank you user for reading some of the things that give...and take hope from the human race.
Red Hot Chili Peppers: "This life is more than just a read through"
User Reviews
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-10-20 13:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2, no really DIE!
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 DONT DIE!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with Feijuada and freebie on this one...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What fajita said, without the other minus 2s given out today. I just gotta catch up.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some advice for next time because you can do better...
Don't post lists filled with little unrelated blurbs. Not many people like them all that well.
And quit rooting through my trash! What are you a fucking racoon?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I've given out three -2s already. Do I need to give out a fourth? Yes, I think so.
-2 DIE.
Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2004-10-20 10:37:45 EDT (#)
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oops, title should have been "1 through 18". Sorry.