Ubersite RPG 5: The Battle Continues (1306 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: RPG
Rating: 1.78 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-10-20 14:17:55 EDT
BART: Hey guys, don't you think this is getting a little old?
METHOD: Not really.
BART: GAH!! I swear to God, why the fuck do the party members keep switching around. The least Maiorano could do is give me some warning or something.
Fetish is about to join the party
BART: Oh for the love of Pete, don't you fucking dare, Matt. Don't you fucking-
Munkeypants joins the party
BART: .......... asshole.
METHOD: Who the shit are you talking to?
BART: Don't worry about it. What's up, Munkey?
MUNKEY: Heeeeeeyy, sexies. You're both pretty cute. How about you guys take me right here, right now? Who's in the mood for some freaky Munkey lovin'?
METHOD: Sorry Bart, I've gotta split. My grandmother is ah..... on fire or something. Later!
BART: What!? No, please, don't leave her with me! Come on, George don't-
Method has left the party
Fetish joins the party
FETISH: I'll suck the piss out of you, Munkey.
BART: FUCK!!
MUNKEY: Oooooo, sounds hot. How about we get to it right now? I just love your jaw.... so big and cartoony....
FETISH: That's how I like it baby.
Bart has entered battle
FETISH: The fuck is going on?
BART: I can't let this happen. You're finally going down, Fetish. And your little groupie can go down with you!
Bart casts ban
Bart misses!
FETISH: So, you're going to fight the almighty Fetish, eh? Well then, take this you power-hungry assmunch!!
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Bart's HP reduced to 1
Bart is paralyzed!
Munkeypants casts Banana
*Squish squish squish*
Bart is blinded!
BART: OH MY GOD!!! Don't ever do that again you perverted bitch! Just get it over with! Kill me now!
FETISH: Oh my God, Munkey. I have to have you!
MUNKEY: Take me, you odd-looking hunk of man!!
Munkeypants changes equipped items:
Munkey Pants: *Removed*
Method has joined the party
METHOD: Hey, sorry, I forgot my- OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO FUCKING SICK!!
FETISH: Eeeek!! Don't look! My peener is showing!
Method summons Bird
Munkeypants takes 9999 damage
Munkeypants has died
Fetish takes 9999 damage
Fetish has died
FETISH: I'll be back, fuckers! And I WILL suck the piss out of Matt's mom!
METHOD: God, that was disturbing.
BART: I need a beer.
Bart turns ghey
BART: Wanna join me, Method?
*Battle has ended*
2 exp.
0 gold
Bart gains a level!
Method learns new summon: Hitwhore
User Reviews
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-02 04:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very silly
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-18 20:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' awesome.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too freaking hilarious! God, I'm a geek.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-04 02:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Halo_Of_Retards (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:21:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Who are these people?
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Quite obviously cooler than a newbie such as yourself.
Good post Matt.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-10-28 15:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....must...give...+2...for...screenshot...of...Final Fantasy 6...
ARGH!
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-25 04:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mandinga (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
right, i haven't read all your posts, i have to say that you write good, but come on, you know that my theory makes you think, you can't just say shut up and that's it, think about it.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We definitely need to have one of these be all the monkeys/munkeys on here (munkeypants, LSM, yours truly) vs. other people. Yeah. Something like that.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-24 18:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-24 17:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaah i missed this one
fuckin bird
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-24 17:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-20 21:45:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm laughing so fucking hard.
"Munkeypants changes equipped items:
Munkey Pants: *Removed* "
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Whahahaha
bird did me in? doopid bird!
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-20 21:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm laughing so fucking hard.
"Munkeypants changes equipped items:
Munkey Pants: *Removed* "
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-20 18:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The nonsense made me chuckle at times.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:37:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite fan fiction? Uggghhhh.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite fan fiction? Uggghhhh.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just liked the picture.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not bad
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughing at other peoples' expense...shame on me.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me a bad guy next time Matt please? It could be about flying donkeys and fat children man!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too good, damn I miss uber some times...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorta gay, it really needs a gangbang scene, or at the very least a romantic interlude between you and one of the other characters. A dirty romantic interlude.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boooo-tefull!!
Submitted by Halo_Of_Retards (user info) at 2004-10-20 14:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who are these people?