TEh tRoll!!1one11 (506 hits)
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Submitted by your mother <shaziyee.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-20 15:35:45 EDT
Lately a lot of people on "online journals" have been reffering to me as a troll ... at first I was under the impression that it was a cool charcter out of a LOTR book ... someone who hangs
around with Gandalph and such but when the comparisions started to increase I decided
to look it up and came up with this ...
troll
v.,n. 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet
designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from
the phrase "trolling for newbies" .
2. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments,
flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other
purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion.
LUKE OMAGAWD!!1 I AM TEH LOER FORM OF LIEF ON TEH INNERNET!! OMG OMG IM GIOING TYO
DIEEEEEEE!!11ONE ... I NEED A HUG :(
Name and any nicknames -
Where do you live? -
Where would you rather live? -
How old are you? -
Single/Taken? -
This is the personal information section apparently, what better way to get some
psycho pedophile to stalk your 15 year old, britney loving stupid ass , just put
in the "What is your social security number" question and you're good to go.
10 Bands/Musicians that sum up your musical preference -
5 Favorite movies -
Favorite book(s) -
This is where you put FIGHT CLUB as your favourite movie although you have no fucking
clue what the movie was about ... Justin Timberlake and N'suck take their rhetorical
places in the favorite music section which leaves us with favourite book .. book?
The only reason you know how to OPEN one is because you are forced to do so in school
to make joints ...
What have you accomplished in your life? -
What would you like to accomplish? -
Most of the ""applicants"" are 13 - 16 year old trailer trashes in the making.
I do not expect them to have a nobel prize or pulitzer under their belt,
a secondary school education would be a long shot .. so no one is surprised
when someone says that they have found love and happiness , where love is giving
head to your wannabe emo boyfriend , as for happiness (compliments of marijuana and crack)
Do you have any idols/influences? If so, who, and for what reasons? -
Some moron actually wrote this
Sarah Michelle Gellar, she is a very good person she doesnt let fame get to her head,
she volunteers for Habitat for Humanity and gets involved with a lot of charities ..
What are your favorite song lyrics, and why? - *insert deep emo lyrics here
What are your thoughts on Drugs? - You are supposed to go ""NO I HATE DRUGS BECAUZ
THEY DISTROY UR LYFE"" here (because your parents watch your logs) and then go and
give blowjobs for crack
What are your thoughts on abortion? - I don't care about your thoughts or If you
even posses the ability to have one but I think you should have mother should have done it.
What are your thoughts on LGBT relationships? - UMM WHAT DUZ LGBT MEAN??? LOL!!11
What are your thoughts on organized religion? - This question wasn't there before
9/11
What are your thoughts on Premarital Sex? - I doubt there is girl over 13 who
hasn't been penetrated in ALL of her orifices..
What are your thoughts on Capitol Punishment? - You better figure that one out
soon because that's where you're headed
why do you want to become a member of this community? BECUZ LYKE DIS IS TEH KEWLEST
COMMUNITY EVAR WITH TEH KEWL PEOPLE WHO AER DRAIN DEAD MORONS LYKE MYSELF!!1
Finally post your picture ... *insert picture of yourself pouting so hard that
you're blue from oxygen deficeincy (just keep that pose for one more minute ... please)
AFTER the application is posted it's judged by people incapable of comprehending
two syllable words which is compensated with " I LUV YOUR NAME!! .. so YES" or
"YOU KNO HOW 2 SPELL B-A-T , THATS LYJKE SO SMURT!! .. YASE!"
Yours trolly
motherbitches
P.S - How do you add images, edit the size of the text etc. I tried HTML and the other forum bracket codes but to no avail.
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just die...