I've got to spend my lunch hour being more productive (1181 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-10-20 15:49:42 EDT
I have spent the past 45 minutes digging up photographic proof that loren1 is in fact Angolina Jolie.
I present the evidence:
exhibit A:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49059
exhibit B:
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me know what gym you'll be visiting...I want to leer...then, go spank my bird in the steam room.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The best part of this is...Loren wants Shlongy. Bad.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me one step closer to getting back to the gym... and wearing a wonder bra.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-21 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one is as hot as Miss Jolie...no one...
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phinch is 10 kinds of awesomeness
-Black Ninja
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-20 21:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So true.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like her face was colorized, which is a bitch to do.
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My first attempt at colorization, actually.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-20 17:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loren is beautiful no doubt.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MAN, Loren is cute. Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks productive to me...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have put Loren's picture on a poster from the movie "Womb Raider." That would have been hotter.
But seriously, I think Loren is better looking than Angelina Jolie. Don't believe me? Check out the pic from the UberCon-Vegas Post. Jolie's DSL's are so big, they've gone beyond sexy to absurd. Looks like something went haywire in collogen land. Loren's proportional. Which is nice.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like her face was colorized, which is a bitch to do.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh heh...nice work.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HubbaHubba.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo great Photoshop!
Lots of improvement, yo. Definite +2.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wowza
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good photoshop.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uncanny.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to touch my penis now.
Mmmmm... that's the ticket.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you bastard, I was just working on this.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
exhibit is hard to spell.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I definitely relate. 90% of my posts are done at lunch break (1/2 hour), hence my sporadic grammatical errors and abrupt endings.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren's a beaut.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm....