Your favorite Uber-post (2125 hits)
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Submitted by JP <jean15paul.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-12-25 02:59:06 EST
I'm been reading alot of older posts (yes I'm really that bored sometimes), and there's alot of good stuff on here (and a lot of crap). This got me thinking, what is everyone's favorite Uber-post . . . and why? What is the most hated post? Also who's your favorite Uber-author or Uber-reviewer . . . and your least favorite? $H!T, any thoughts on ubersite are fine.
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39910
Probably that.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-29 10:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was great.
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-26 17:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the last time this thing was rated was over 2 years ago
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-01-03 01:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, now this is the yidele we all know and love... 5 of the last 9 reviews, mostly arguing with yourself, and not saying anything of any real value.
Welcome back!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-02 20:14:52 EST (#)
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yeah, well, "leave it to lave" is better - hell, I even imagine a new, sexually aware sitcom: "Leave it to Laver" in which a young & eager laver inspires his audience by licking his/her problems.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-02 18:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sure. I *could* have used "eagerly quivering" but that would have been presumptous. I suppose that a rectum must quiver when licked, willing or not, but I have no hard data to back that up with - just the usual teenage lectures & the fervid imagination of a weasel on speed
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-01-02 17:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you have to use the word "quivering"?
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-01-01 18:12:37 EST (#)
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I leave it to you to lave bart's quivering rectum even as you insist that you have no reason to do it .... it seems you finaly found something you CAN do ...
keep on licking!
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2003-01-01 14:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yidele, why would I lick the ass of someone who can do nothing for me? It just happens that the posts he writes are a lot better than the posts you copy paste.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2002-12-31 13:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dug on "licking a bums ass", it made laugh and think as well. I also enjoyed the post "if you do drugs you are weak minded" because of the rise it got from everyone. The post itself was a worthless piece of shit, but the reaction was priceless.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-12-29 23:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don - You're licking someone's ass allright, I'm just not sure if you consider bart to be a bum....
Submitted by JustaregularGuy at 2002-12-29 21:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow Jmlw. I think I want this chick, her reveiws have bin calling to me, lol. Drop me a line baby.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-12-28 14:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the poster with the mostest? I guess that depends on your defn. of "mostest", which for me might be something along the lines of a weighed average betw. W.S.Burroughs, HST and Orwell. This site, along with rotten & cruel.com, was one of my favorites for a while, but lately I must admit that I've been giving Uber a miss mostly because of the torrent of original posts written ( it seems ) by inarticulate, sexually frustrated adolescents. You did mention that you wanted this site to evolve & live a life of its own & I suppose that it did just that - consensus of ennui & economy of expression/typing decide the subject matter and means of communication. I guess it's inevitable that in a world where communication is almost effortless is also a world where messages of import ( who decides? ) drown in advertising drivel, pr0n & inarticulate belching of techno-aware morons. In retrospect, it seems inevitable that the signal/trash ratio approach zero & that the most important facility we yet have to develop is the ability to filter the bits of genuine import out of the petabytes of useless trash.
my nominees are:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1027033522706218511
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1027411480516630675
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1033712665903611832
and my favorite for best title o' the year:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=103636253756618977
Submitted by DonMecca (user info) at 2002-12-28 09:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, there is a chance to name your least favourite authors, and I wasn't mentioned (yet). Well, 'u know u wany me' or whatever ur name was (Sarah), the 'wayne is gay' post was not an actual post. It contained no text or pictures. How could it be a favourite? Jmlw, I know your joking (cause I read it ;) ). But anyway, my particular favourties are 'licking a bums ass', 'Your a racist Dr Seuss', 'When transvestite prostitutes attack' and .. uh .. pretty much anything by bart.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-12-28 03:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks a bunch JP... I never finished that story because I wrote the first one while I was doped up on codine. Once I sobered up, I lost any inspiration to continue the saga, as explaining the remaining details would be disturbing to most and make me sound like a masochist.
That aside, just a small sampling of my personal favorite posts, by category, are:
Modern classic: You're A Racist Dr. Seuss ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=97590050563215167 )
Most alluring title: A Perfect, Bisexual World ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1036692448331126232 )
Unexpectedly active: I Hate Stupid People ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=99855041140023721 )
One-time uber: Limits - Who Am I Working For ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=991325848442517016 )
Posterity: Harry Caray ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=943944594397532389 )
There are way too many things on this site to fairly choose any one post or person as the best. Some folks who have been around for a while and kept the reading interesting: yidele, Razor, Zanz38, JDiggity, ISuck, DarthFaded, PeopleAreStrange, JP, d_d, lodnem, Snoop Pupp, of course Ryan Donovan, and plenty of others. Razor gets a nod because he's actually posted a picture of himself, but I also have a thing for PAS because she complimented my eyes. Flattery will get you everywhere.
Submitted by _JP (user info) at 2002-12-27 18:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I'm a man of classics. My favorites are post like "When Transvestite Prostitutes Attack," "Fuck the Mover," and "I Hate Stupid People." I haven't seen anything on here in a long time that measures up. Actually I think my favorite was one of Bart's where he was fussing about you can't have medium size drinks without small and large.
P.S. Bart you still never finished When Transvestite Prostitutes Attack.
Submitted by Jmlw 87 at 2002-12-27 10:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny you should mention that, U Know U Want Me, because those of us who know Wayne have no problems believeing that post, lol. But Wayne, if u come by and read this post- I'm kidding...but only if u read it.
Submitted by u know u want me at 2002-12-25 08:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think the funniest one was by waynes girlfriend which said wayne is gay because that me me laugh and i thought it was good way to get back at him!