Shit in the fan goes from bad to worse (603 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Zeccs (View user info) at 2004-10-21 01:24:28 EDT
Hello again uber. My life is now completely in the shitter. I'm writing this on a friend's computer because i'm now allowed to stay here while i don't currently have my dog. You see, today my car was impounded. Inside was everything i own, and my only friend that has stuck with me through my bullshit up until this point in my life, my dog Gunther.
I parked for less than 15 minutes in a parking lot owned by a business that at the time was closed, and now i have to pay $380 to get my car out, (plus 56 dollars for every day that it's in the lot) and $160 to get my best friend out of the pound. If i don't get my car within 15 days, it will be sold, along with everything inside it, IE my entire life. If i don't get my dog out within 14 days, he may be legally adopted by another family, or in a worst case scenario, put to sleep.
My dog cannot be kept in a kennel. When he was a puppy, he twice broke off his canines trying to bite through the stainless steel door of a kennel to get out. He's a gentle, well trained dog that has never bitten anyone in my 6 years of ownership, but has a problem with being locked up. He was abandoned as a pup and ever since has had intense anxiety over being separated from me, as well as being caged. Knowing this, i understand that he is going crazy at this very moment, and will be less than attractive to families looking to adopt a dog, and more than a likely candidate for the doggy gas chamber.
My savings are gone, and i'm filling out the application to a pre-approved credit card as i type this, knowing that it will fuck me over sooner rather than later. I'm going to have to sell some more of the few belongings that are important to me to pay off this credit card, and keep myself from spiraling into debt.
So what will it be, oh god, what will it be?
I'm currently leaning towards my Dj coffin. The case alone is worth $200, but it will probably only resell for $50. The equipment might go for a little more, but all in all, probably not even enough to pay off the two bills as they currently stand.
But i can't let my friend die, and i can't get him out unless i do some unfortunate things.
It's a shitty world we're living in.
A cold, shitty world.
-Isaac Zeccs
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-02 00:04:47 EST (#)
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Knock over a gas station. It is best to simply buy a candy bar and when the cash register opens put a bullet in the clerk. (They often have guns behind the desk).
Step around the counter and put a round in his head to make sure he is dead and then clean out the register.
OR...
Wait in the shadows near an ATM. They will pull up and you can tell if there is anyone else in the car. If there isn't, wait for the sound the money makes when it is being shuffled in the machine before it is released. Then, take a machette and lop off the arm of the person who reaches out and grabs the money.
Take the money, and run...Wooo Wooo.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-21 08:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I recommend prostitution.
Even if they lock you up, it's gotta be better than not doing anything, right?
Good luck dude.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:39:47 EDT (#)
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On the subject of whoring your body to medicine for money- A guy i met in Amsterdam had just done a 16 day trial on a TB vaccine and got paid over $3000 US. Its some good money, man.
Submitted by ginger (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this might be a innappropriate question : but what about your parents? can they help? it might be kind of demeaning, but ya gotta do what ya can to save gunther!! things can be replaced, gunther cannot. i sure hope things get better for you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-21 03:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the midnight hour babe
MORE MORE MORE
With a rebel yell
MORE MORE MORE
MORE MORE MORE
da-da-da-dada-dadada-dadada
DA-DA-DA
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:12:09 EDT (#)
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200 bucks for some of my fellas you say? I will actually look into that tomorrow. Right after i bail gunther and my car.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:52:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck. For what it's worth, you can make 50 bucks a pop donating plasma and up to 200 bucks a pop for sperm.
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that's your best bet. hell, i jerk off at least once a day, every day already (what? get off my back, i'm lonely!). i might as well do it for money.
i know how you feel. i'm going through some rough times, too. i just dropped a friend off at a homeless shelter and i may be next. i just sold my baby, my guitar, for a fourth of what it's worth. my more precious baby, my laptop, may be next.
life sure does get shitty sometimes. i'll pull myself out of this rut. i always do.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:52:39 EDT (#)
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Good luck. For what it's worth, you can make 50 bucks a pop donating plasma and up to 200 bucks a pop for sperm.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:51:43 EDT (#)
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You might look into taking legal action against whoever towed your car. I don't think they're allowed to tow it if there is a pet inside. That might just apply to repossesion though, I'm not 100% sure.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:48:04 EDT (#)
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I have a job. It pays minimum wage. I also go to college full time.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:44:48 EDT (#)
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get a job
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:38:49 EDT (#)
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Don't worry, i'll send some money to my brother. I think he lives near you. Then he can go on holiday to Maui.
I love dogs.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, at least the Sox won the pennant.
Seriously though, good luck, brother. I wish you the best.