DoaM 26. The Halloween Party. (1111 hits)
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Submitted by Bigmike (View user info) at 2004-10-21 01:27:07 EDT
I gave them candy today.
It was a special treat in honor of my favorite holiday.
Halloween.
I dressed them up also.
Jack was dressed up as a rotting corpse from the movie "Night of the Living Dead". I took a nice blue suit with a white shirt and a red tie and dressed him up. He looked great, and so convincing with all that flesh sloughing off his face. You could see his cheekbones, white and shiny against the brown rot surrounding them. He won first prize for best costume. Well deserved too, he's been working on his costume for months. Too bad he just sat there in the armchair with that vacant stare. The highlight of his evening was when his remaining eyeball fell into his martini glass.
Then there was Black-eyed Susan. She looked ravishing in her french maids outfit. Short skirt, black lace stockings. Nice little maids hat. The straps of her outfit kept falling off her shoulders, which I thought was sexy. She was shackled to the wall and her eyes were all puffy and black. She couldn't see very well and it didn't help that I kept hitting her and hitting her and hitting her. It's amazing what the human body can withstand. She didn't drink very much. As a matter of fact, she didn't talk very much either. Her eyes were so black, they were purple.
Amelia was Sharon Tate. She was really pregnant too and her costume was so lifelike and bloody. She was laying in a heap on the floor with her stomach cut open, entrails lying on the floor. I wrote "HELTER SKELTER!" in her blood on the wall above her to add realism to her costume.
There were others too.
Tommy was the only vampire in the group. I know he didn't like being the vampire because everytime I lifted a glass of Amelia's blood to his lips, he just spit it out. He drank heartily enough after I ripped out a generous portion of his neck and started pouring the blood down his throat. The gurgling sounds he made were so precious. You could see little blood bubbles forming at the top of his windpipe.
David was a One Eyed Jack. He looked great in his costume. He looked just like a real playing card. I gave him a choice of which eye he would like to have removed. He didn't want to choose. All he wanted to do was cry and beg me to let him go. All he wanted to do was tell that he had two little girls that he wanted to see again. I took his right eye and told him that I would bring his little girls to see him tomorrow. That shut him up. He didn't laugh when I made the "blind in one eye, can't see out of the other" joke either.
I was a Jehovah's witness. I thought up my costume this morning right after I heard a knock on the door. Nice fellow, he was. His face fits nice and snug. It felt great against my bald head. Skin to skin, so to speak.
I can't wait for next Halloween. I'm going to invite children.
User Reviews
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-04-10 19:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.....creepy...I love it.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-05 03:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You creep me out. And I love you for that.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes I am.
No, really.
What?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:59:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You wouldn't really be able to wear the face so soon after removing it from the original owner- not and have it fit snugly. I think that skin tensd to stretch after removal if it isn't tanned. Oh, and how would you maneuver a fairlt rotted corpse into a new outfit? It seems as though... bits... would rip/tear off. I'm just nit-picking. Kicker of all kinds of ass, per usual.
He can wear the face whenever he wants, it's his diary. :)
How dare you tell him how to dress his corpses. He didn't say whether or not pieces fell off. You can safely assume that some did though. He probably ate them.
You're just jealous you don't have good parties like this. :)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You wouldn't really be able to wear the face so soon after removing it from the original owner- not and have it fit snugly. I think that skin tensd to stretch after removal if it isn't tanned. Oh, and how would you maneuver a fairlt rotted corpse into a new outfit? It seems as though... bits... would rip/tear off. I'm just nit-picking. Kicker of all kinds of ass, per usual.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:36:54 EDT (#)
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I am SO doing this for Halloween.
What?
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2004-10-21 11:43:00 EDT (#)
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you scare me....a lot
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:14:14 EDT (#)
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I actually get to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters this year. I plan on dressing up as Juggernaut.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:27:11 EDT (#)
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Call me a purist but I prefer olives in my martinis.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-21 06:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-21 06:17:11 (#)
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Thanks for the compliment, also. We did pretty well for our title, don't you think?
Yes. Our title was kind of cheesy and cliche. I think we did fine.
I'm not crazy Method, but I'm glad you think I am. What that means is that my main character here seems crazy to you so I am portraying him properly.
Or,
You think I'm crazy for coming up with this in the first place. Either way it means I'm succeeding in how I portray him. He is a madman for christ sake.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-21 06:17:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the compliment, also. We did pretty well for our title, don't you think?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-21 03:04:32 EDT (#)
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You forgot Elizabeth Bathory?
Big Mike's madman is Caligula reborn
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:43:45 EDT (#)
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Am I going to get this weird when I'm old?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:07:48 EDT (#)
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Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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Man, this is one hell of a post. God I'm hungry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:06:25 EDT (#)
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goddamm weirdo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:06:06 EDT (#)
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I aint yellin at you, youre crazy
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:03:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-10-21 02:00:58 EDT (#)
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umm you knwo what Bigmike if i start hearing of random killings/dissapearances i think i might have to point the authorities in your direction. nothing personal but hey.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:58:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:53:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
whats wrong with you man
As always, your reply brings a smile to my face and laughter to my lips. I miss the days though, when all I got from you was:
+2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:53:53 EDT (#)
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whats wrong with you man
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:50:59 EDT (#)
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As always.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:47:07 EDT (#)
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If I give you this +2, will you promise not to hurt me?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-21 01:33:42 EDT (#)
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Touching.