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Submitted by your mother (View user info) at 2004-10-21 04:26:59 EDT
Raping women. I know all you feminists/sexists are like why women only?? Yeah ok, I know guys are raped also but that only started post christianity and occurs in prisons and germany, plus it does not result in the spawning of even more idiots with the genes of someone who was stupid or helpless enough to get raped. Basically raping is vastly associated with women and any other gender getting raped just doesn't turn me on.
Why is raping considered a crime? It's just sex but in forced manner. It's like someone eating a popsicle and someone FORCED to eat a popsicle. In the end we all know that she enjoyed it. The only bad thing about the incident are a few torn vaginal ligaments, some internal bleeding and a brusied ego. That's it .. the EGO, that's what matters and is the source of all the post rape hooplah. It's like it's ok for me to have sex with you but we'll do it whenever "I" want to ok? fuck that I say. How much of a self centred, selfish idiot do you have to be to deny a man of his natural animal rights?
Some Facts -
+ Everyday, 6000 girls are genitally mutilated - more than 200 000 per year .
+ In the US, one in five women will be victims of rape in their lifetime. A woman is raped every 3 minutes. 55 percent of American women report having experienced rape and/or physical assault in their life-time. 10 women are killed by their batterers each day .
I do have many ideas/theories that if implimented should stop these "unfortunate" incidents all together.
1) - Stop giving birth to females. I know many of you wise asses will be like "then you wouldn't have been born asshole" ... well I am now, so you can stop.
2) - Even if you're unfortunate to have one in the family, keep her locked up and deny all knowledge of her exitence.
3) - Destroy all blondes.
4) - If however you cannot keep them locked up and they have to venture out for basic educational purposes (which is useless to begin with since we all know school is for sex and drugs) make sure they go NAKED, why you may ask? Well basically lust is to know what lies BEHIND that layer of that cotton clothing, once it is out there for everyone to see, it won't provide much of a challenge.
5) - Promote catholic churches.
6) - If however all this fails and a female from your family is about to get raped, equip them with the "give in" technique, I mean if you're going to get anally sodomized, might as well enjoy it, chances are you're not getting any of it anyway.
Ofcourse my heart does go out to the odd rape victim like the one shown below but that's just because she looks so sad
I can't blame them though because there's no way in hell someone can resist that ass.
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the picture
+1 for this:
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not rape, its surprise sex!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:20:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:46:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not rape, its surprise sex!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"A woman is raped every 3 minutes"
Yep. She's my mom.
Submitted by titmouse (user info) at 2004-10-21 04:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 fot the first point you made, stop giving birth to females, im here now so you can stop hahaha