Camwhore (1525 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -1.1 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by professorfuckface (View user info) at 2004-10-21 07:38:06 EDT
As you already know I am squattail, polepot, and George Baker. Since I have embarked on a series of award winning posts that Bart has welcomed with open arms, I have decided to camwhore myself.
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what? I'm giving you hits just because it doesn't matter. You're off the MVA!
Submitted by MeinFuhrer (user info) at 2004-10-25 21:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a day job, and don't quit.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-24 11:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-22 07:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of terrible:
poest on durgs (120 hits)
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Submitted by The Clash - Combat Rock (View user info) at 2004-10-19 23:59:59
That's you, big boy.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-22 06:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow better than i had hoped. but still sucked.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just looked for my email address "Mark." Took about 2 seconds to find. Stabkil rox!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:01:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck, Eric? Why is your email getting flooded with gay pornography? That sucks. Oh yeah, you like that stuff. I guess you should be happy the next time you check your inbox.
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If you would have read the page where you found that email address, you'd know that it has the "new" spam filter... Blah Blah Blah...
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck, Eric? Why is your email getting flooded with gay pornography? That sucks. Oh yeah, you like that stuff. I guess you should be happy the next time you check your inbox.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So... Stabkill can use the email search thing. You rule. In the words of Bart: "Thanks. You rock.
" Oh, you forgot the -2.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, now I have some of your spammers on my posts.
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
erice004.at.odu.edu
Don't you answer your emails anymore? Or does that address no longer work?
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you know who I am, Eric? Have you forgotten so quickly?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stabkill, go back to playing with your Quagmire user.
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Eric. Why are you ignoring me? I know where to find you, asshole.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've never been with any woman in your life, fetish.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 20:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:32:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, use all your "equalizers" to spam this post to you fucking cunt.
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Speaking of cunts, tell your mom to wash hers. That shit didn't smell right.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-21 12:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean polpot?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-21 11:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EAT MORE FIBER
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-21 11:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's fetish's breakfast
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that this is a picture of his dinner.
SCORE ONE FOR ME!
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to fucking kill you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, use all your "equalizers" to spam this post to you fucking cunt.
Submitted by landyuk (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=572710965
more entertaining
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could picture Fetish staying up all night to come up with this one...
or maybe Fetish was sleeping and his JAW logged on and posted...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fetish is one lantern-jawed motherfucker.
Actually thought this was the good professor's post until I read the replies.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It is sad how you think you are 'equalizing' your post's ranks. Take a partisan look at your posts and you will realize if they were really equalized they would all be ranked perfect -2s. Your posts are all shit, every single one of them, without exception. Nothing you ever produce will ever be worth viewing. You argue with sixteen year olds on the internet who have the ability to post more coherently than yourself (an aging rapist who suffers from gigantism in the jaw). What kind of perverse pleasure do you get from arguing with a kid half your age?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. A picture of Fetish and his boyfriend. How thoughtful.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice, fetish, you are really up with the zingers today. Your lightning quick wit just knocked me out of my chair.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's you. Your mom sent me your baby pictures.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As if you know what I look like.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:17:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47761
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I think you're actually worse looking.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42934
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That really looks like you. You just need corn for eyes.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 08:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THANKS, METHOD, GLAD YOU LIKE MY STUFF
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I -2 professorfuckface? He's an amazing poster! Even been on B@W! +2 all around!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh look, it's squattail's baby picture.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cumming soon to a rest-stop near you: Fetish and his incredible jaw. Yes folks that's right, he swallows dick, balls, and he can toss your salad all at the same time.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It figures, you can only get +2s by pretending to be a good poster (ie, myself).
Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you going to name it
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you with a passion normally reserved only for rapists and child molesters.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I always had you as being a blonde...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 07:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post fetish. Is that your mother's diaper or her tampon? Oh that's right, your mother shot herself when you had to face court on all those rape charges.