Why you should always put the seat down (559 hits)
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Submitted by xtremecowboy (View user info) at 2004-10-21 08:40:44 EDT
It is every man's greatest nightmare. Your girlfriend/fiancee/wife or whatever goes into the bathroom. Significant other sighs. "What's wrong, honey?" "Nothing." Of course something is wrong. You proceed to wander off into your thoughts about food or porn. *Sigh* "What the hell is wrong?" "It's just that you didn't put the seat down."
So, for the next few days you will always remember to put the seat down for your significant other. Well, I had recently experienced such a thing. And as I put the seat down for the fourth time that week, I says to myself, I says "Why am I her slave? She should put the seat up for me if I'm going to be putting the seat down for her."
The next time she was home and I was at the toilet, I sighed as loud as possible. No response. What the fuck???? Since that approach wasn't and I was angry, I concocted an evil plan to end this game once and for all.
I bided my time carefully, day to day, week to week. For two whole months, I was a good boyfriend and put the seat down everytime. She grew complacent. The moment to strike was now.
She came home from work, complaining about how long her day had been, blah blah blah. She went to the bathroom and I heard the most golden sound I will ever hear. PA-LOOSH. That's right. I left the seat up and my girlfriend fell into the toilet. Sweet victory was mine. As she squirmed in the toilet, I could see that there was not a chance in hell for her to get out without some assistance. That's right, my girlfriend was stuck in the toilet. Should I help get her out or not?
BIGGEST. MORAL. DILEMMA. EVER. Waiting for your answer, uber.
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Submitted by otherBanned_koolmang at 2004-10-21 11:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your girlfriend must be a plumper. I'd do her. I wish I was the toilet. I'm an asshole.
Submitted by TheTaoOfNoe (user info) at 2004-10-21 11:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all, that didn't happen. Stuck in the toilet? Hmmmm, sounds interesting for an urban legend. You should have said she fell in and got wet, but stuck? Hmmm. Why bother putting the toilet seat up anyway? Your aim is so bad you piss on the floor, right?
It's not funny at all. I hope she uses your toothbrush to clean the toilet!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have went in there and slapped her with your dick, of course this wouldnt apply to fetish since he has no dick, and besides we all know he pisses sitting down.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have sighed like she did and when she said "What's wrong?" you could have said "You don't leave the seat up for me."
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What, you mean she's still stuck in there?
Quick, snap a pic and post it!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-10-21 10:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got screamed at for that one time. So, I pissed on the seat and blamed her.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your both in the wrong. The toilet should always be left in the neutral position, with the seat and lid down. The lid is there for a reasons of hygene ya filthy knackers.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha, I have something that really pisses them off. A toilet is unhygenic and smells, don't just put the seat down put,the lid down as well. That way they have to lift something everytime they want to go too and if they forget roll your eyes at them and question their upbringing.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck. Even someone with a Claw can put the seat down for themselves. No excuses.
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What else is there to say?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's just polite for them to leave it up.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-21 09:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't proof read which pissed me off, but the absurdity at the end of her falling into the toilet made me laugh pretty hard so it still has to get a plus2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-10-21 08:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-10-21 08:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This could've been a better story.
Leave her there for being lazy. She's got two hands, right? I hope so.
What the fuck. Even someone with a Claw can put the seat down for themselves. No excuses.