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"Cosmic Joke" (588 hits)

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Rating: 0.2 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Apricot (View user info) at 2004-10-21 15:54:34 EDT


Cosmick Joke


You are being watched every minute, every day,
From birth until your flesh rots,
By an angry eye, That lives in the sky,
It kills, but perishes not.

It loves you or hates you,
It seldom will take you,
It casts you out when you're dead.
It made up your brain,
And it laughs at your pain,
And it only gets worse up ahead.


Chorus:

Well, you thought that Hell was a state of mind,
And your God a loving man,
But I'm here to tell you that I know it's true,
He does what he can,
To beat,
you,
down.....

When you were alive, t'were a Cosmick Joke,
A Humorous soul, known all too well,
You lost all hope, and you hung by the rope,
So the eye sent your soul down to Hell.



You are being watched every minute, every day,
Cradle until the grave,
The eye has a plan, and surely that man,
Divides your life into staves,

Your sadness is ending,
Your soul is ascending,
And then he shoots you down!
You can weep, you can pray,
Till the end of your days,
Till all the world is a ghost town.

The churches have fed lies,
They have severed all ties,
To anything truthful to tell,
The children are misled,
To see happiness ahead,
Not knowing of icy cold Hell!


Chorus:

Well, you thought that Hell was a state of mind,
And your God a loving man,
But I'm here to tell you that God doesn't like you,
He does what he can,
To beat,
you,
down....

When you were alive, t'were a Cosmick Joke,
A Humorous soul, known all too well,
You lost all hope, and you hung by the rope,
So the eye sent your soul down to Hell.


You are being watched every minute, every day,
A player in God's sick plot.
I'd warn the masses in every way,
But I can't do it with what I've got.....

I just hope they don't end up like you.






I wrote this song because I felt like it. It's about God, if you didn't get the whole "eye" thing.

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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad.

Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-22 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:34:32 (#)
Ranking: -1

This is pretty worthless shit man...




How?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:49:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

The only real joke is that God lets you have acess to the Internet. He loves suffering.

================

Hahahahahaha


Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The only real joke is that God lets you have acess to the Internet. He loves suffering.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind...

etc.



You had a couple of catchy verses here. I'll give you that.
But it annoyed me that you thought you had to clarify the "eye" as being God. Come now.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This is pretty worthless shit man...

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You, you definitely shouldn't have included god in there. God is a flaming faggot who I will kill as soon as I get a chance to. Yeah, you read it here first, you can read about it in the newspapers after I do it.

Submitted by Apricot (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a bit of a long story with what God did.... I might post it later, I don't know.

Who cares if I used "t'were"? I like t'were.

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for music and songwriting
-1 for mentioning god at all.

Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

0 for the use of the term "t'were"
What is this, 1870?

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha. What a coincidence, I quit my casual job at Mickey D's yesterday.

Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was ok.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't quit your dayjob at MickeyD's.

Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-10-21 15:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sheesh, what did the big guy do to you?! It seems like it would be good, it's just edging on blashempy


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