Eggjaculation, and my wet shirt (1367 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Great Angst! (View user info) at 2004-10-21 16:55:27 EDT
Perhaps this falls under the SPT category.
I'm sitting here at my desk, trying to dry my shirt off after the most bizarre marketing meetings I have ever attended.
I work for a retailer that caters to customers of the ... umm .... let's say ... "trailer park chic" variety. Our meeting agenda was to discuss new "As-Seen-On-TV" gadgets and gizmos that we could feature in our 4th quarter advertising.
That's when the Housewares buyer showed us the "Eggjector" ... some bizarre contraption that "ejects" the yolk out of a hard-boiled egg ... leaving the white intact.
Not being a big hard-boiled egg eater myself, I'm not sure what the point is. Do people really eat that many hard-boiled eggs? I guess there is a market out there for blasting yolks out of eggs ... if the Eggjector exists ... and if we're advertising it.
Anyway, later in the meeting ... our VP of Advertising was recapping our discussion ... and asked us, "So when do you guys want to feature the Eggjaculator?"
I spit Dr. Pepper all over myself ... and the conference table.
Yeah, I just sat in a boardroom full of Vice Presidents and Directors while someone said "EGGJACULATOR".
And I spit Dr. Pepper on the President.
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Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-22 05:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny ass hell
Submitted by Delaz (user info) at 2004-10-21 19:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
my organization has a name for people like you we call em "DEGENERATES" and then they get stoned to death
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-21 18:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-21 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For this, the waffle house story and your id,
you deserve more than this measly +2....
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just eggjaculated all over myself.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-10-21 17:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted one, but my wife says I can't have any eggjackulation in the house
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-21 16:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bridget Jones? Anyone remember this thing in that? About the only funny thing in the film.