A story for Rachael... I love her and always will! (919 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.16 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-10-21 22:42:40 EDT
That strwbryfanatic.. she's a babe.
But there is something I love more than Rachael.
Wanna know what?
It's going down to the infant ward of my local hospital and cutting up babies.
It's so easy, anybody can do it!
There's nothing more satisfying than jabbing a 12" hunting knife into the soft gut of a newborn baby... feeling the fresh, warm blood run down my hand and arm.
I like to wake the other babies up and spray blood in their eyes.. hearing them cry and scream for help makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly hot and bothered, I like to gouge out one of their eyes with my dick and skull fuck them to death.
Rachael, I pray that if you ever get pregnant, you give birth to a bloody, dead fetus.
User Reviews
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-10-31 07:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.
Especially at the homesick abortion part.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a joke for you, Yams.
What's small, bloody, and crawls up your leg?
Homesick abortion.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-23 19:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As I remember, your other shit sucked almost as bad as this. You're really starting to piss me off. Your posts have no content, no humor, and the "gross-out factor" your apparently trying for isn't working. So you kill babies. I know girls who have done it several times. That's why I don't give a fuck. What's more, killing a baby isn't any different from killing a fat man--the soft gut, and the blood's just as fresh. See? You just don't do it for me anymore, baby.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Cop Killing Bonanza part II?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me no likey.
Submitted by john <egonoone.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-22 03:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all this talk about dead babies is making me hungry
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People like you tempt me to become pro-choice.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gold
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-22 00:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing shocks me anymore.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-10-22 00:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*yawn*
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please write more.
Just don't ever post it.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more cowbell
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more sampson asskickery
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy: Where did I claim to be either? If I can't meet the standards that YOU set for me, don't read my posts. I wouldn't want to let you down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While trying to be "controversial" and "hilarious", you've managed to come across as an ignorant dipshit.
Way to go.
PS. You're not funny. Or clever.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PROXYman: I win.
Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are a worthless, sick, twisted piece of shit. First you right about lojope's rape (which I thought was satire, but turns out you get off on that shit). and then you do this utter shit.
Jesus man, your soul will burn in hell.
I'm not giving you a -2,because that's what you want.
GO CARDS WOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tra la la! Isn't wonderland wonderful?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-21 22:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick Fucker
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Babies always get +2s!
...wait..
....shit
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fantabulous