Fetish and Bart's Secret Exposed (2411 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-10-22 00:21:40 EDT
Wanna know why Fetish is never banned??? Wanna know the future of übersite? Here you go, enjoy bitches. =O)
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/images/a_better_uber.html
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 02:08:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-27 15:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
loser
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-10-27 08:17:29 EDT (#)
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"I would recommend that you dorks finally get together and beat each other senseless, but I fear, after reading this pissing match in virtually every post, that you two would be swinging purses at each other, and causing no real damage."
naw, i tend to think electric would fuck him up. just a thought though. shit, fetish could be 6'4 250 pounds....in which case, i would gladly step in and bust his ass for next to nothing. i would only ask for 2 beers for each of my coworkers.
see, what these trolls understand is that words like these, spread over many posts, wouldnt dare be said to someones face without consequence, so they hide safely behind their computers. thats right bitch, laugh yourself to a nameless grave, because if you said anything remotely as insulting as some of the shit ive seen you post here to my face, you would be in the hospital.......or dead, depending if anyone was there to stop me :)
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heres another
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
opps meant +2
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-24 15:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wow
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Touche, Shlongy, touche!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-23 13:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would recommend that you dorks finally get together and beat each other senseless, but I fear, after reading this pissing match in virtually every post, that you two would be swinging purses at each other, and causing no real damage.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:18:04 EDT (#)
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Fucking get over yourself fetish. What gave you the idea I have 50 accounts. I used 3 accounts to spam you: GeorgeBaker, PolPot and squattail. There are so many people who hate you on this site, and for some reason you have it in your sick head they were/are all me. I really don't give that much of a fuck about you to create new accounts to spam you, I only did it while I was using those accounts, never concurrently, to post. This account, professorfuckface, has not been used to spam you. Spamming would mean I indiscriminately went over your posts and -2d them without reading them. Any posts of yours I have -2d I actually endured reading, and rated according to the post, which was a static -2. What the fuck do you expect, you post nothing but shit, EVERYONE pretty much -2s your crappy posts. And I am willing to bet the next post your submit will be absolute shit, but as I said, I won't be giving you the slightest bit of exposure by landing your gay post on the MRR list.
And about the linking to your ugly fucking mug, that is the only good thing bart has ever done. You are the ugliest mother fucker alive, you fucking rapist.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:13:15 EDT (#)
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Hey, thanks for the heat Fetish...not to mention the hits. SUCKER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You dip-shit! Bart only has to ban your IP if he is worried about you returning with other usernames, and he knows as well as I do, as well as you do, that that is pointless. He can, however, very easily delete all your posts as he sees fit without touching any other user's info - and you KNOW this as well as I do. And you are scared.
Have a nice day Eric Rice! I hope your bots bring you comfort from your empty life. You don't fucking scare me with your shit.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:02:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 12:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
About the huge amount of time, it takes roughly 2 minutes of my time to "ajust your ratings," as you call it when you do it, if it takes you all day to spam, well that's your problem. Try getting your facts straight Mister IQ of 70.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart can remove me, and I will not re-appear in 15 seconds if:
1. He bans (both IP and account lockage) every user that has ever spammed (and thier alters)... Tuesday, Bargled, Squatail and his 50 usernames, KoolMang, ETS and all derivatives, Stabkill (Quagmire), Enraged Baboon, Tom, just to name a few.
2. He removes all references to my person, both name and image from this site. (If that means he has to delete everything that I have posted to do that, it's his call. I don't know how he has his database configured.
3. I've noticed that Bart has removed his statement about not sharing personal information from the signup page. This tells me that he has plans on doing so in the future. Therefore, Bart would have to agree not to do so in the future.
Since we know that he will never do any of these, I'm here to stay. Enjoy!
Submitted by Catscradle at 2004-10-23 11:56:48 EDT (#)
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Explanation?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:53:18 EDT (#)
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This is true. hence the reason for this post...
I truly think there is something going on there. Either Bart is scared of Fetish: blackmail, physical threats, phychological inferiority complex...or....there is a conspiracy. Sure Bart can't see where Fetish is logging in from and stop him because of his anonymous proxy, but Bart could erease all his shit very easily.
Could Fetish create another username? Sure he could, but he'd have to start all over again at THE BOTTOM of the MVA, once again being a noob. It would kill his will. Some say I am wrong here. They seem to think he'll just keep coming and coming, but what they don't realize is that there aren't enough hours in the day...
What Fetish does requires diligence, and an obsessive persistence that takes up a LOT of time. His kind of obsession also requires validation for his obsessive actions, otherwise he will fall into a depression and be unable to, or disinterested in carrying on.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I share you viewpoint.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People tire of the infighting and blame both parties. I would happily have my account banned and start over. I think MOST of us wouldn't care. But Eric Rice would probably stalk the website owner and try to kill him.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll split the bill with you...I will MATCH your $100. That's $200 good, clean, American, perfectly legal bribery dollars, Bart, to remove a user who you know needs to be removed anyway...and if it's user approval you're worried about, let's put Fetish's fate to a vote...
Hell, if it makes you feel any better, put MY fate to a vote WITH him. It'll be like Jesus vs. Barabbus. Epic.
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Also for you and anyone else who ever wants to know what Fetish does without giving him the benefit of your clicks, you can look for Fetish_CopyCat posts. But you have to click the 'user info' BEFORE you open just to make sure it is electrictoothsyndrome 8892 or ets 11353.
Fetish is dying folks and he knows it. It is about time for him to move on, and he senses it coming. We are tired of your shit, Eric Rice of Virginia. You are fighting a battle on way too many fronts, and your clicks will no longer come from us. You'll have to resort to using your bots to open all your pages, and unless you have created a thousand of them, which might raise a few flags with your lover Bartholemew, I don't think you'll reach your goal.
As a matter of fact, you probably will, because that's just the kind of dunbass you are, only to have Bart take your shit down for good.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:02:52 EDT (#)
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I would paypal whoever the fuck owns this site $100 to delete him and any evidence of him off the server.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 10:53:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks Quagmire! I enjoy your work. If Mr. Rice wants to fuck with me, he knows where to find me already. I have posted my actual home address on here a couple different times. That's how little i think of Mr. Rice's ability to do JACK SHIT.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-23 10:30:12 EDT (#)
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I join your ban! I encourage others to do so strongly.
I have taken this fight off-site to hopefully bring Mr. Fetish some trouble. He could plead forgiveness and apologize and I would stop, but narcissistic stalkers cannot simply quit.
Good luck, Mr. Electric. May Eric rot in pieces in the depths of hell soon.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 10:14:48 EDT (#)
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On another note...Fetish's latest retaliation against me appears to be using my name in one of his bot attacks. All users are encouraged to not only boycott Fetish by not even clicking on his stuff, but don't ever assume you are being bashed by who it appears to be.
One more thing, don't use the MRR to view messages you haven't seen before, (i.e. ones not in red, because there is a chance it's by an author who doesn't deserve your click.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:48:51 EDT (#)
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You'll know. Just as soon as you figure out the secret code, you'll know.
(Read the fucking comments.)
Oh, it looks like you've figured it out already. Never mind.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:38:46 EDT (#)
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Dude, I clicked the link...
What are you trying to show me?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:36:16 EDT (#)
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Well then stop being such a pussy non-hitwhore bitch and click the link already!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:34:04 EDT (#)
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Whaddaya mean where have I been? It's only been about a week or so. That's what non-hitwhores do, they take breaks from time to time.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-10-23 09:18:56 EDT (#)
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Hey, look, I'm in there too! Go me woo!
Now tell me: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? Go here NOW: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35477 .
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-23 02:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I had this friend once
he took some ecstasy
tried to marry me and everyone in the room
it was sorta loving, kinda caring
kinda tried to fuck my lazyboy"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:51:22 EDT (#)
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he's a workaholic
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:50:59 EDT (#)
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not possible. its maynard for fuck's sak
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:44:20 EDT (#)
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I hope that bitch doesn't get burnt out.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:32:53 EDT (#)
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they've been recording, day in and day out for like the past couple months now. the new album should be out by january, but thats just speculation so far. maynard's got a lot of APC press to deal with b/c of the new cd/dvd thats coming out.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:31:21 EDT (#)
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Are they gonna record soon or what? They usually only do that when they have news.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:26:41 EDT (#)
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anyone here part of the tool collective? i think they got a live chat with the band coming up pretty soon.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:23:41 EDT (#)
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someone knows their Tool...not suprising it's a guy called "Dead Ohio Sky"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:20:59 EDT (#)
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"shoot it,
kick it,
fuck it,
SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:19:25 EDT (#)
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Ode to Fetish:
You see a bunch of ASSHOLES that lived in this part of the building here...but we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 00:01:18 EDT (#)
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BAHHHHH BAHHHHHH BAHHHHHH
This is necessary. This is necessary.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 22:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And the angel of the lord came unto me
snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high and higher still
until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged "Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard,
tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 20:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm not serious
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm not serious
Things like, go fuck yourself
Go kill yourself
You piece of shit, why don't you just go kill yourself
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm not serious
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm just kidding
People tell me what to say
What to think and what to play
I said, people tell what to say
What to think and what to play
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
You piece of shit, why don't you just go kill yourself
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm not serious
I can say what I want to
Even if I'm just kidding
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
You piece of shit
Why don't you just fuck yourseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
People tell me what to say
What to think and what to play
I said, people tell what to say
What to think and what to play
Just kidding
Just kidding
I'm just kidding
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 18:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Many hands make light work. That's what my daddy taught me."
"You wanna know what my daddy taught me? ...nothing."
"A self-educated man..." - ConAir
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Eh. I got nothing.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F-U-N-N-Y
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:09:17 EDT (#)
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The comments were the funniest part...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:45:47 EDT (#)
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drfegg: I am of the belief that if you post it they will come. Keep hacking. Keep your quality at a reasonalbe level and your feedback will go up.
Also, and this goes for everyone else here too, if you are nice and respectful even in your negative reviews, folks will be more likely to respect you enough to return the favor. Of course there are those who you can't be pleased, and even if they are will never tell you they are, but they are the exception still.
It's like my daddy always told me: "don't be an asshole and you won't get the shaft." Oh, and read lots of stuff and rate it honestly. Eventually people will wonder who this nice person is and will offer you a blow job, at which point you will respectfully decline because you just don't swing that way, then you will inform them that you only want their feedback, and it will happen.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:35:43 EDT (#)
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I feel your pain.
I currently have a total of 3333 hits and 123 reviews,
of which 42 were written by me.
I'm not sure what to think at this point.
Oh, wait, I remember now:
Thinking is bad.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 15:10:44 EDT (#)
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690 hits - 61 reviews = well over 650 pussies too scared to rate.
What does that tell ya?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:38:50 EDT (#)
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Cause I'm praying for rain.
I'm praying for tidal waves.
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Bart, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you take down the MVAAAAAAAAAAA!
<BAM>
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:27:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, yeah, and fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:26:21 EDT (#)
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed millions of dumbfounded dipshits
One big festering neon distraction
I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming round to put back the way it ought to be.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:25:36 EDT (#)
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The reason, which is obvious to you, why I posted that was to indicate that I realize what I am doing, but the grudge is my crown, and I will wear it with both pride and shame, until I "transmutate these leaden grudges into 'gold'."
I know Lauren got it...hell it even turned her fine ass on. I just hope she IMs me so I can find "some kind of temporary sanity in the shit, blood and cum on my hands".
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:18:55 EDT (#)
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Feel free to jump in, aj. We've only grazed Undertow and haven't even touched Opiate.
ETS: Oh, the irony of that song and this situation. I wonder how many people realize that we're actually having a relevant conversation here.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:16:31 EDT (#)
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I wanna watch it all go down....
Watch Bart flush it all away...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:15:20 EDT (#)
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Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabees.
Rock and Rool brother!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamnit! How'd I miss out on Tool lyrics and Loren getting all tingly?
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 14:06:48 EDT (#)
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Wear your grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip it to the lonesome end.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Terrified of being wrong. Ultimatum prison cell.
Saturn ascends, choose one or ten. Hang on or be humbled again.
Clutch it like a cornerstone. Otherwise it all comes down.
Justify denials and grip it to the lonesome end.
Saturn ascends, comes round again.
Saturn ascends, the one, the ten. Ignorant to the damage done.
Wear your grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what you will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen.
Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control.
Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper.
Defining, confining, sinking deeper. Controlling, defining, and we're sinking deeper.
Saturn comes back around to show you everything
Let's you choose what you will not see and then
Drags you down like a stone or lifts you up again
Spits you out like a child, light and innocent.
Saturn comes back around. Lifts you up like a child or
Drags you down like a stone to
Consume you till you choose to let this go.
Choose to let this go.
Give away the stone. Let the oceans take and transmutate this cold and fated anchor.
Give away the stone. Let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold.
Let go.
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That one was just for me...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We barely remember
What came before
This precious moment
We are choosing to be here
Right Now
Hold on
Stay inside
This body
Holding Me
Reminding me that I am not alone
This body
Makes me feel
Eternal
All this pain is an illusion" - Parabol
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That one's just for me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:39:16 EDT (#)
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I don't know Silvr, I am kinda fond of following the will of my penis.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:37:01 EDT (#)
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Loren: 100,000 miles?!? Is that thing powered by Toyota? I think... I think I love you...
Julia: Who's insane? And if you're talking to me... Are you hitting on me?
ETS: I included that line. The line, well, actually three, following that one.
"Over-thinking
Over-analyzing
Separates the body from the mind."
Do that and look at yourself from 'outside the box'.
Oh, and don't forget to come back.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:32:02 EDT (#)
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On another note...I do feel a bit bad about dragging Bart through the mud here, but he did kinda tell me to fuck off, so I can't feel too bad. The way I see it: if he can tolerate Fetish, surely he can tolerate me. I am nice. :)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:24:22 EDT (#)
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Julia, you dont know the half of it! Thanks for giving me your full name by the way. Now I can track you down and have sex with your family! MUHAHAHAHAHA! :P
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:22:54 EDT (#)
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Well Loren, a well serviced tool is a happy tool.
Silvr: The part after that says something like "push the envelope...watch it BEND."
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armaggedon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
bullshit
three-ring
circus
sideshow
....
Wolf,
Interesting choice, as I just nominated shitfuck's latest post for B@W - which is the only proof I need that the end is near and all is chiaos.
ETS,
I'll take a rain-check on the IM-ing. Actually, I probably would have taken you up on it, but I don't IM at the office, because A. I haven't even bothered signing up after my last system upgrade. And B. my vibrator is in the shop this week for it's 100,000 mile overhaul.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:58:02 EDT (#)
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You, sir, are insane in the membrane.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:54:17 EDT (#)
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If Tool lyrics were bible passages, we'd be preachers...
<pauses for impending lightning doom>
That's what I thought! See, God DOES have a sense of hu
<end transmission>
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Black, then white are all I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me
Lets me see
As below, so above and beyond
I imagine
Drawn beyond the lines of reason
Push the envelope
Watch it bend" - Lateralus
Think about the next line after that, ETS. It makes a lot of sense here. Step outside yourself for a minute and judge yourself from an objective, unbiased perspective. This is not the time to lock away the logic of which you are capable.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:35:54 EDT (#)
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Trick or treat...you decide.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:31:38 EDT (#)
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Don't do it, Loren!!! It's a trick!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:27:25 EDT (#)
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I wonder if Fetish ate his own leg would he need rabies shots?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:24:21 EDT (#)
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I hate Fetish so much I could eat my own leg.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:17:43 EDT (#)
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Loren1, IM me at electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com or electrictoothsyndrome.at.yahoo.com and i'll arouse you in another way as well. =O)
This offer stands to any of the other uberladies as well. I will neglect my work for your personal enjoyment - call me altruistic.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to help keep Loren all hot and tingly (which makes ME all hot and tingly. Well, it could be the hot coffee I just spilled on my crotch, but I'll still give credit to Loren)...
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armaggedon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
bullshit
three-ring
circus
sideshow
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Here's Tom with the weather..."
I am still on board with your ideas, Silvr. Most of them anyway... I firmly agree not to click on any Fetish posts, with the exception of the one I used to adapt this link.
I differ on the idleness portion. I think everyone should remain idle but me. I will bear the flag of justice and therefore the brunt of the force of Fetish's meagre blows.
I am still with you, but for me it's either have my enjoyment of this site completely ruined, or show Bart that he is creating even mre monsters with his complete inaction in this area.
You know what he told me when I told him I was being spammed again and had had enough, and essentially begged him to do something about the pervading problem that Fetish poses to this site??? He told me to, "Get over it." That's right..."Get over it." He continued to say how it would be easier for him to ban me than it would Fetish.
To me, that is the equivalent of saying, "Fuck you, ETS, I don't care."
That's ok...he's not the only one who doesn't care anymore, and I can prove it. I cannot deny my emotions. I can only travel so far down the path of wisdom and self-restraint, I can only be bitten by rodents so many times before I end up picking one of them up and snapping its little neck, bathing myself in its blood, and laughing hysterically as I watch them writhe in agony. Call it my dad's influence...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... just for the record, Wolf and Electric - you are making my sides hurt from laughing and my head hurt with the insane conversation you're having. I'm starting to get a little aroused actually...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 12:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electric -
"Insulting me blatantly, even on the internet, is to me the equivalent to bitch-slapping my kids in front of me and groping my wife at the grocery store while drooling your rabidity all over the hapless customers. I am very protective and territorial by nature, and when Fetish dies I will piss on his grave, not only out of disrespect, but as a marking for what's now MINE! "
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Fuck YOU Electrictoothsyndrome you suck!
*runs away screaming*
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're killing me, man. You know what I've said to you is right. You said you were on board with my ideas, and then you mutated into an antithesis.
If I am forced to draw battle lines, I'm afraid that you may end up on the other side. Please, do not subject me to this decision. I'm confident that you know you cannot be a part of the solution if you are part of the problem.
I wouldn't say these things publicly like this, but I'm on the jobsite on a laptop and it doesn't have MSN.
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"There's no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Silvr: you're right there is absolutly NO correlation here, for, as we all know, Fetish is actually a 'Hooker With NO Penis'...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 11:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man
If I'm the man, then you're the man and he's the man as well
So you can point that fucking finger up your ass.
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<no point or relevance in the above lyrics; just slinging more Tool around>
If a Hooker With a Penis can't lighten things up around here, no one can.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass man!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Silvrwolf:
"And all those little people out there...They are yours too..."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't think people on this website really understand how insane I really am...
Insulting me blatantly, even on the internet, is to me the equivalent to bitch-slapping my kids in front of me and groping my wife at the grocery store while drooling your rabidity all over the hapless customers. I am very protective and territorial by nature, and when Fetish dies I will piss on his grave, not only out of disrespect, but as a marking for what's now MINE!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why?
I promise, one day you'll wake up and realize that you let him win.
"and then his color was red"
<sigh; shakes head>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the good fight.
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-10-22 10:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tsk,tsk, there you go Shlongy, the pot calling the kettle black.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is easily the most insane thing I've ever seen on Ubersite. And I've seen a hell of a lot.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the interest of my complete sell-out to the dark side of the force, I will camp this post yet again. I will not rest until every user has seen it. And here are some Tool lyrics I think are appropriate.
Ticks & Leeches
Suck and suck. Suckin up all you can. Suckin up all you can suck.
Workin up under my patience like a little tick.
Fat little parasite. Suck me dry.
My blood is bruised and borrowed. You thieving bastards.
You have turned my blood cold and bitter,
beat my compassion black and blue.
Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind.
Cuz this is what you're getting.
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.
Taken all I can taken all I can, we can take. Taken all you can taken you can, we can take.
Got nothing left to give to you.
Blood suckin parasitic little blood suckin parasitic little
blood suckin parasitic little tick
Take what you want and then go.
Suck me dry.
Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you had in mind?
Is this what you wanted?
Cuz this this is what you're getting.
I hope, I hope, I hope you choke.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah ha!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-10-22 10:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny in its complete psychotic over-the-topness
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-22 08:58:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I was in the reply section...
cool.....
Thanx man.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-22 03:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
his jaw would block the bullet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, apparently, I'm not the only one to realize that this friendless, cowardly, virgin homo shitwad is a friendless, cowardly virgin homo shitwad.
Couldn't you have also posted a picture of Fetish in the midst of his arduous workout routine? Curling number 2 pencils to the point of exhaustion? Bench pressing Q-Tips until those "guns" of his explode?
He's a fag.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-22 09:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Btw, this took about 10 minutes...
And yes, Fetish, I could have gotten the pictures to work, but I thought I'd leave your mother out of this.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-10-22 08:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was in the reply section...
cool.....
Thanx man.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-22 08:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-22 07:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm... No.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-22 07:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a loser, you couldn't make the images work, or get the font right. Stop using mommy's computer, she's tired of finding porn on it all the time.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-10-22 06:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee. I don't really know what to say. Hmm.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-10-22 05:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
effort!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-22 03:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
his jaw would block the bullet
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-10-22 03:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how long did that take you?!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-22 03:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad. I thought this might have the real secret though.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're losing your mind. But it's entertaining.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny in its complete psychotic over-the-topness
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be mean to my wittle fetish.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-10-22 01:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-10-22 00:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What? You've made an ass out of yourself with this piece of shit post. Who cares about uberusers? Fuck you. Get cancer, die.
Submitted by MarkBucevicius (user info) at 2004-10-22 00:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is so true.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-22 00:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!